Friends,
I have found what may be the BEST Christmas card to send to any j00s or muslims that you may be monitoring:

That's right: A Christmas Tree made out of BACON
Now I know that the Christmas Tree is a perversion of the proper way to celebrate the Birth of OUR SAVIOR, but I am willing to forgive the manufacturer of this card because they have given us a new weapon in the War of Christmas.
I have found what may be the BEST Christmas card to send to any j00s or muslims that you may be monitoring:

That's right: A Christmas Tree made out of BACON
Now I know that the Christmas Tree is a perversion of the proper way to celebrate the Birth of OUR SAVIOR, but I am willing to forgive the manufacturer of this card because they have given us a new weapon in the War of Christmas.
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