What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun?

[TC Patriot]

This year Thompson Center Firearms has given me exclusive rights and rock bottom prices on their TC Patriot series.


When that Satanic old elf and his evil reindeer land on your roof a blast or two with this hunny and anyone watching will know beyond a shadow of doubt that Jesus is the reason for the season.

This baby can get you around all the pesky ATF regulations. My gunsmith has some interesting mods that will make this baby full auto. Remove the stock and you have a full auto pistol.

If you are a wimp and you don't want your tyke to have such an awesome killing machine I have some nice semi auto .22 magnums all American made. No Jap crap in my shop.

For the serious collector and the history buff I have a limited supply of Carcano Manlichers the gun that smited that playboy papist JFK.



In spite of what the conspiracy theorists say, this bad boy is a very accurate weapon and it has a very good and Godly rate on fire for a bolt action gun. I know I said I only sell American guns but this gun has been adopted by many True Christian and others who hate papists, homers, and liberals.



This baby is the Remington Model 760. This is the Godly rifle that took out Martin Lucifer King . I have 200 of these and I am blowing them out a bargain basement prices. I am also throwing in a free box of my special hot loads. This .243 caliber pump action rifle is a small caliber gun, but packs sufficient power to knock down a deer at 300 yards and uppity false preachers.

[DeadMan89]

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Uh, a bible?
The Holy Grail?
A jesus action figure? (yes, they do have those. mine is high-fiving my moses action figure as we speak)

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Those are some beautiful, classic weapons you have there. As you know, I'm quite an avid collector myself. Godly men like myself can attract truly malevolent enemies so I make sure to keep a wide collection of guns at my estate. My extensive collection up on display notwithstanding, I like to keep guns all around my house..... a .357 S&W next to my nightstand, a Beretta 9mm in the medicine cabinet of a bathroom, a Mossberg pump action shotgun in a downstairs linen closet, a MAC-10 in the billiards room, etc. It's best to be safe than sorry.

[TC Patriot]

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Rev that is a good start on an arsenal but I would suggest that you keep adding to it. You can never have too many guns.

DeadMan89, you ask about a Jesus action figure. I have them.

[LordHaveMercy]

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Two true American Classics! I had the opportunity to shoot an actual select fire Thompson a couple of years ago, it was an absolute blast. (Though expensive in ammo, but I handload, so it was not that bad).

I wanted to give my 11 year old Son a little something to help around the house, do you have anything in the 18" 20GA semi-auto variety, no sights, extended mag, with a tac light?

Yours, in HIS Name,

LHM

[Marshall]

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I typically only give a firearm to family and very close friends. I donated 250 Colt AR15s to our New Guinea outreach ministry but thats been a few years ago. Nowadays I'll have a small revolver engraved or embellished for an aunt or a hunting rifle made for an uncle or cousin. Last Christmas I gave all my nieces and nephews matching serial number Glock 23s. I had the slides nickel chromed and their names embellished along the top with "The Lord shall smite thee with astonishment of heart"(Deut 28:28) along the solid side. Really beautiful I wish I had taken pictures.

[Halleluyah Rob]

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My son just turned 7, and I think it's overdue that I introduce him to the art of firearms. Any recommendations?

I was thinking somewhere along the lines of a Sako TRG 22. (.308)




I'm sure he'll be able to handle it with God on his side.

[Bob4God]

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My son just turned 7, and I think it's overdue that I introduce him to the art of firearms. Any recommendations?

I was thinking somewhere along the lines of a Sako TRG 22. (.308)




I'm sure he'll be able to handle it with God on his side.

I have a fine selection "my first gun" gifts down at the store.

While most True Christian boys get their first gun at age 5 or so, it's certainly not too late for yours! I am sure he will not be a homosexual if you come down and select one of these fine weapons:

Benelli M4 12 Gauge Shotgun:



If it's good enough for the Marine Corp it's good enough for any manly man's son!

.44 Magnum:



This baby will put the fear of GOD into any burglar or homosexual activist that breaks into your son's room in the middle of the night. Makes a great first gun for any child!

AR 15:



I just got a new shipment of these, and they are need a loving home! A must-have for attending liberal political rallies!

[Halleluyah Rob]

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Benelli M4 12 Gauge Shotgun:



.44 Magnum:




AR 15:

That's some fine Christian weaponry, Bob. I think I'll get him all three for different circumstances. The 12 Gauge and AR15 will be great for hunting quail. I can even engrave Psalms 105:40 on them!

As for the .44, I think I'll let him bring it to his 2nd grade class in school for some responsible self protection.

[Cranky Old Man]

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For a while now the Smith and Wesson 500 Mag Hunter I got from Bob4God has been my favorite weapon. There isn't an animal in the world that you can't kill with one shot of this amazing weapon. I feel closer to Jesus every time I kill an animal with mine so I am certain that He approves.

It is an excellent gun. It is the largest double-action revolver available, and there is no production revolver in the world, single or double action, capable of matching, or even approaching, the level of power it produces. For the amount of power it has, it is amazingly comfortable to handle, mostly thanks to the excellent recoil muzzle compensator. I use a Laser Sight for aiming with it.

[its_faith]

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If your aiming to take out Santa, surface to air heat seeking missles would make a better weapon.

[BelieverInGod]

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I'm going to suggest that women just get a gift certificate from Bob rather than buy a gun. Face it, most of us really don't know enough about sporting goods to choose the right product, and I for one and sick and tired of seeing gifts I worked hard at finding either ending up shoved into the garage or on Craigslist.

[despising david]

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I do agree that a good firearm is a great way to tell a son or for those wives to show their husband's how much they care!! Plus a good gun is a great way to get rid of those pesky caroler's that show up and sing satanic songs about santa committing adultery with good Christian women or of a demon turning into a living snow man when you place a hat of evil on it's head!!

[TC Patriot]

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I recommend nothing smaller than an 22 magnum for 7 year olds and even then that would only be for a wimpy kid. I like a 22 hornet because it will take out a deer.


This is your 22 Hornet which is not all that different than an M-16 .223 round.


These are standard 22 rimfire.

I think rimfire ammo is for sissies.

Jesus would probably own a 30 06 Weatherby with high end German optics. That would be a popgun for Jesus. I think his main gun would be a .50 cal.

[Cath. Child Molestor]

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What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun?

A target to shoot it at perhaps? Like perhaps...

A Landover Baptist?