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    Secret Santa Gift Suggestions

    If you are participating in "Secret Santa" gift exchanges this year LBC strongly suggests that you give a KJV1611 Bible as the gift with a note inside that reads "Merry CHRISTmas! Give your life to JESUS or burn in HELL for all Eternity!"

    Blessing ~~your name here ~~~

    Helpful, Sister Thumper
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    Re: Secret Santa Gift Suggestions

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    If you are participating in "Secret Santa" gift exchanges this year LBC strongly suggests that you give a KJV1611 Bible as the gift with a note inside that reads "Merry CHRISTmas! Give your life to JESUS or burn in HELL for all Eternity!"

    Blessing ~~your name here ~~~

    Helpful, Sister Thumper
    Do we have to give an original 1611 King James Bible which tops the scales at $521,000? Or can we substitute an authentic facsimile which is at the more affordable savings of $1495.00 instead?

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    YiJC, BS

    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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    • #3
      Re: Secret Santa Gift Suggestions

      On the few occasions I have particpated in Secret Santa, I have given a Nativity Set. The person receiving the receiving the gift is always surprised to see someone has taken the time to remind them of what Christmas is about.

      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • #4
        Re: Secret Santa Gift Suggestions

        Chick tracts make great stocking stuffers!!

        Make sure you get the one about the sodomites in the right sock!
        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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        • #5
          Re: Secret Santa Gift Suggestions

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          On the few occasions I have particpated in Secret Santa, I have given a Nativity Set. The person receiving the receiving the gift is always surprised to see someone has taken the time to remind them of what Christmas is about.


          That is a beautiful Nativity Set.
          “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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          • #6
            Re: Secret Santa Gift Suggestions

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            On the few occasions I have particpated in Secret Santa, I have given a Nativity Set. The person receiving the receiving the gift is always surprised to see someone has taken the time to remind them of what Christmas is about.
            Sister, I did once, before leaving corporate American for God's Ministry, participate in the secular "Secret Santa" gift-giving at Goldman Sachs.

            I worked for a hardcore feminazi. She not only hated God, but she hated men. She had male servants to cook and clean for her, because she thought such things were beneath women!

            Already feeling the call of the Lord, I prayed and asked Him what I should get for this hardened beast. He answered!



            I got her THIS Nativity scene cookie cutter set.

            The look on her face was priceless . . . not only had someone bought for her a gift suggesting she do "men's work", but that promoted CHRISTIANITY! She stormed off to her office, swearing to find out who did this to her, promising vicious and cruel revenge.

            Three weeks later, she announced her retirement. Seems she decided to give the recipe on the box a try, and set her penthouse apartment on fire. A Christian fireman saved her life, told her about Jesus, and she decided to give herself completely to Him!

            Last I heard, she'd provided the fireman six handsome Soldiers for Christ, and a couple of daughters as well . . . and learned how to cook, clean, and do needlepoint.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: Secret Santa Gift Suggestions

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Sister, I did once, before leaving corporate American for God's Ministry, participate in the secular "Secret Santa" gift-giving at Goldman Sachs.

              I worked for a hardcore feminazi. She not only hated God, but she hated men. She had male servants to cook and clean for her, because she thought such things were beneath women!

              Already feeling the call of the Lord, I prayed and asked Him what I should get for this hardened beast. He answered!



              I got her THIS Nativity scene cookie cutter set.

              The look on her face was priceless . . . not only had someone bought for her a gift suggesting she do "men's work", but that promoted CHRISTIANITY! She stormed off to her office, swearing to find out who did this to her, promising vicious and cruel revenge.

              Three weeks later, she announced her retirement. Seems she decided to give the recipe on the box a try, and set her penthouse apartment on fire. A Christian fireman saved her life, told her about Jesus, and she decided to give herself completely to Him!

              Last I heard, she'd provided the fireman six handsome Soldiers for Christ, and a couple of daughters as well . . . and learned how to cook, clean, and do needlepoint.
              **sigh** Satan seems to have made your link go into the unknown. I would love to have that set. It would be so cute to make a gingerbread Nativity. Not sure about eating baby Jesus though.
              Drama queen

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              • #8
                Re: Secret Santa Gift Suggestions

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                Not sure about eating baby Jesus though.
                The sort of thing Catlix go in for.
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                • #9
                  Re: Secret Santa Gift Suggestions

                  I'll just pass along a little information for our close friends here Freehold.

                  I have a few Jesus bookmarks left over from mass purchase for the Visitors Packets we had out.

                  They would make nice stocking stuffers and I'll give them our on a first come basis until they are gone.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Secret Santa Gift Suggestions

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    **sigh** Satan seems to have made your link go into the unknown. I would love to have that set. It would be so cute to make a gingerbread Nativity. Not sure about eating baby Jesus though.
                    My apologies, Sister. Try THIS.

                    Might I also say that in my experience, a Christmas card that plays "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" makes a lovely gift. I think I'll be giving one to someone next year.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Secret Santa Gift Suggestions

                      Give someone AIDS. It's a gift that keeps on giving.

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