[Ignorant Buttmunch]

Re: Don't Forget My Birthday

Dear Ignorant Doofus:

As I was reading these posts from our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, I put my hand on my computer screen and received a healing of a physical ailment. Is that enough proof for you?

So you fondled with your "things" and received physical ailment? Ok, but that's pretty dirty.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Don't Forget My Birthday

So you fondled with your "things" and received physical ailment? Ok, but that's pretty dirty.

Psychological projection (from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection)

Psychological projection or projection bias is a psychological defense mechanism where a person subconsciously denies his or her own attributes, thoughts, and emotions, which are then ascribed to the outside world, usually to other people. Thus, projection involves imagining or projecting the belief that others originate those feelings.[1]

Projection reduces anxiety by allowing the expression of the unwanted unconscious impulses or desires without letting the conscious mind recognize them...

Instead of trying to force humour out of your own obvious misunderstanding of the situation (and the most likely outcome of that is merely facepalming, and/or pity for your family and friends who have to tolerate you in real life), why not actually read the Bible and learn what it really says? Mocking people's beliefs is not only a lot easier when you have a clue what they are, it's also much more effective (because then they cannot dismiss you as merely the braindead twat you've shown yourself to be on this forum).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Don't Forget My Birthday

Okay, Christmas is over, so I'm closing this thread until next year (or until Jesus commands it). Things are getting too juvenile with all the hateful atheists milling around in here...