[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I understand people who don't have sex before marriage and so on but why continue not having sex afterwards?

Surely the couple have fulfilled their obligation to God and can have sex and reproduce without it being a sin?

However, in response to the thread title, all I know is, on my honeymoon, I will do my newly wedded wife until her box caves in.

God gave us the act of sexual intercouse simply to reproduce and produce soldiers of Christ. It is not just some past time used to pleasure one another!

We don't need to hear anything about "boxes" caving in on this Christian forum bub. Unless this "box" is caving in from you overloading it with donations going to the Church.

[MissEnema]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

God gave us the act of sexual intercouse simply to reproduce and produce soldiers of Christ. It is not just some past time used to pleasure one another!

O Really? Then why did he make it so much fun

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

O Really? Then why did he make it so much fun

God did not! Mankind did!

Romans 1:18-32: "18-For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; 19-Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them. 20-For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: 21-Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. 22-Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 23-And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. 24-Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: *25-Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. 26-For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27-And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 28-And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; 29-Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, 30-Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 31-Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 32-Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them."

See! Pointless sex creates and is for homersexuals!

[MissEnema]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Pointless sex creates and is for homersexuals!

*sigh* 15 years of "pointless sex" and I'm still straight as an arrow (and not about to change).

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

*sigh* 15 years of "pointless sex" and I'm still straight as an arrow (and not about to change).

I really don't want to hear about your lesbian encounters with nubile women! God will smite you for your carpetmunching ways!

[MissEnema]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I really don't want to hear about your lesbian encounters with nubile women!

I'm not a lesbian. Why would you assume I am? Just because I enjoy sex and have other opinions than you?

[Miss April]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

*sigh* 15 years of "pointless sex" and I'm still straight as an arrow (and not about to change).

Nobody wants Hear about your pointless times with a women Go somewhere else You troll

[Miss April]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I'm not a lesbian. Why would you assume I am? Just because I enjoy sex and have other opinions than you?

Sure you are not I Don't belive that for 1 second good try tho

[Talitha]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Nobody wants Hear about your pointless times with a women Go somewhere else You troll

Don't worry Miss April. If this Hellbound Lezbeen keeps this up she will be banned and cast into eternal damnation

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I'm not a lesbian. Why would you assume I am? Just because I enjoy sex and have other opinions than you?

Listen, unsaved hussy. It's not polite to laugh at a True Christian(tm) church elder like that.

Now, for the strict interests in learning about what depraved sins you've commited so that I can better minister to your welfare....please elaborate in detail about all the disgusting sex acts you've done (and have always wanted to do).

Please use the anonymity of the internet to make yourself comfortable. Sit back and relax....and just open up to good ol' Uncle Jim.

[MissEnema]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Now, for the strict interests in learning about what depraved sins you've commited so that I can better minister to your welfare....please elaborate in detail about all the disgusting sex acts you've done (and have always wanted to do).

Please use the anonymity of the internet to make yourself comfortable. Sit back and relax....and just open up to good ol' Uncle Jim.

On the lookout for some inspiration huh? Yeah, I would be to if the only thing I was allowed to read was that fairy tale book. I'll sent you a few tips in a personal message, so I don't give a heart-attack to the less adventurous readers here...

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Jesus and I hate lesbians!

[James Hutchins]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Jesus and I hate lesbians!

All True Christians™ do!

[MissEnema]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

All True Christians™ do!

Great! So you don't hate me

[James Hutchins]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I am willing to make an exception.....