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  • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

    Originally posted by albinogingerfish View Post
    Lesbianism is horrible and all homosexuals worship Satan and deserve to burn for eternity in hell with Satan.
    I fixed it for you. Don't worry, we all make typos some time!
    I'm smarter then your average Negro!

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    • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

      Originally posted by Giant Negro View Post
      I fixed it for you. Don't worry, we all make typos some time!
      You type very well for a negro. You must have made it past 6th grade.

      Say, we are in need of a shoe shiner before services on Sundays. Are you interested?
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      • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

        Why wait for the wedding?

        Sex is like eating.
        We all enjoy it.
        So why not do it everyday?

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        • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

          [QUOTE=ArcaneAnna;371003]Why wait for the wedding?

          Sex is like eating.
          We all enjoy it.
          So why not do it everyday?[/QUOTE} Anna The lesbain whore why are you even on a Christian forum if your not here to repent and get right with Lord Jesus? All i have seen so far is your here to start trouble with us True Chstians Well God hates people that Came on His Favorite forum and Mock him I whould be very careful Jesus might send you right into the pits of hell Now why don't you ask Jesus to came into your life? See your wrong sex is Not like Food You should wait to have sex to your wedding night Because it is what God wants Have you naver read the Bible before? you should pick up a copy of the King James Bible and start reading it I really hope Jesus opens your eyes to the Truth before its to late you don't want to go to Hell trust me:/ Sex is not to be Ejoyed but only for making Soldiers for christ i hope that helps answer your questions

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          • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

            Well, if da plight of us colored are any indication, not only should our Negro gals wait fo da marriage, they should have dem tubes tied afta the 5th or 6th chile!
            Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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            • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              You type very well for a negro. You must have made it past 6th grade.

              Say, we are in need of a shoe shiner before services on Sundays. Are you interested?
              You dare ask about my shoe shining skills?
              "My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Jesus!"
              I'm smarter then your average Negro!

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              • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                Originally posted by Giant Negro View Post
                You dare ask about my shoe shining skills?
                "My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Jesus!"
                Dis here is da Weddin thread. We don need to hear bout yo discustin eatin habits. Yo best stay away from da pretty blond ladies here at the Landover iffen you knows whats good fo yo!
                Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                  I am a complete virgin. I have never even held hands-sheesh. I am saving myself for my future husband if he so choose's to consummating our wedding night or if he decides its time for me to give him mini True Christian Warriors. Meanwhile I will serve him well.

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                  • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                    Originally posted by MissSarah View Post
                    I am a complete virgin. I have never even held hands-sheesh. I am saving myself for my future husband if he so choose's to consummating our wedding night or if he decides its time for me to give him mini True Christian Warriors. Meanwhile I will serve him well.
                    That's That's Wonderful That's the Best Way you seem like a really good Christian Girl

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                    • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                      It is the duty of every good Christian husband to inspire his wife to think about the new Christian soldier she might carry when they have sex. Her enjoyment should be the thoughts of what good child she may bear and disappointment if she does not become pregnant.

                      the wedding night is the proper time to start that inspiration. As a good Christian wife she should long for sex not for pleasure but to become the mother of another good Christian child.

                      Many of the marital problems in the world stem from mother's not teaching their daughters about the joy of bringing another Christian child into the world and sons not knowing how to inspire their wives to do so. A woman should not be inspired by a man to carry a child before marriage, that is one cause of all the children born out of wedlock. Many parents are not raising theor sons and daughters properly.

                      Angel, MissSarah, confedchick and Miss April I hope the time comes soon that you meet a good Christian man who can first marry you then provide the inspiration that any good Christian woman deserves.
                      Acts 3:24-25 "The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."

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                      • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                        What is wrong with you people? Is there anything wrong with being "colored"?

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                        • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                          Originally posted by salmonking51 View Post
                          What is wrong with you people? Is there anything wrong with being "colored"?
                          Nothing is wrong with us and nothing is wrong with being a colored person.

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                          • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                            Originally posted by salmonking51 View Post
                            What is wrong with you people? Is there anything wrong with being "colored"?
                            What a racist thing to say! You should be ashamed of yourself!

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                            • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                              How was i racist?

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                              • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                                I think colored people are perfectly fine, just the way they are. Why does that bother you?
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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