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  • Phebe Carlyle
    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 2604

    #196
    Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
    Everybody leave Sister Phebe alone, right now!

    This is a stressful time for her and she needs to be calm when she jumps out of the plane or she might spill her appletini.

    Oh, and there's the wedding, too.


    Shushingly Yours,

    Handmaiden
    At this point Sister, the skydiving and appletini's go ahead as planned..

    The rest however..... remains to be seen!




    There's Jesus here,
    Just see what He offers me....
    Down here my sins forgiven,
    Up there a home in heaven
    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #197
      Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

      Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
      At this point Sister, the skydiving and appletini's go ahead as planned..

      The rest however..... remains to be seen!
      I some how get the feeling that I am in a bit of hot water. Its not what it looked like Phebe. Honest it was a typo. I feel the need to grovel at this point.

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #198
        Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

        Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
        At this point Sister, the skydiving and appletini's go ahead as planned..

        The rest however..... remains to be seen!
        Well as I said, count me out on the sky diving, I prefer to keep my feet on the earth as God intended.

        As for the wedding, I'll be pulling in somewhere between 5-7pm tomorrow, we need to sit down and get organized on what is going on. Maybe we can discuss it in NY when everybody's there?
        Drama queen

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        • Phebe Carlyle
          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 2604

          #199
          Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
          Well as I said, count me out on the sky diving, I prefer to keep my feet on the earth as God intended.

          As for the wedding, I'll be pulling in somewhere between 5-7pm tomorrow, we need to sit down and get organized on what is going on. Maybe we can discuss it in NY when everybody's there?
          Sister, I certainly look forward to seeing you!! I realize you have no interest in jumping out of aircraft, but there will be appletini's in abundance on God's green earth.

          At this point I think a trip to NY would be wonderful, perhaps not necessarily for the initial reason intended but wonderful none the less.

          As I said, I look forward to talking with you face to face tomorrow about certain "things" that have...let's say...popped up!

          I will just say that there is much irony in this WRITERS verse:

          JAMES 1:14-15

          "But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed. Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin,
          when it is finished, bringeth forth death."

          *sigh*

          Sister Phebe.




          There's Jesus here,
          Just see what He offers me....
          Down here my sins forgiven,
          Up there a home in heaven
          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #200
            Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

            Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
            Sister, I certainly look forward to seeing you!! I realize you have no interest in jumping out of aircraft, but there will be appletini's in abundance on God's green earth.

            At this point I think a trip to NY would be wonderful, perhaps not necessarily for the initial reason intended but wonderful none the less.

            As I said, I look forward to talking with you face to face tomorrow about certain "things" that have...let's say...popped up!

            I will just say that there is much irony in this WRITERS verse:

            JAMES 1:14-15

            "But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed. Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin,
            when it is finished, bringeth forth death."

            *sigh*

            Sister Phebe.
            Sister,

            I left a message on your board. Please don't do anything rash at this moment. Weddings are stressful for everyone involved, I'm stressed and I'm only the bridesmaid. I think we should go ahead with the plans on Saturday and discuss how to deal with this "slip of the tongue" when we are in New York.

            Appletinis on the ground sound wonderful.
            Drama queen

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #201
              Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

              Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
              Sister, I certainly look forward to seeing you!! I realize you have no interest in jumping out of aircraft, but there will be appletini's in abundance on God's green earth.

              At this point I think a trip to NY would be wonderful, perhaps not necessarily for the initial reason intended but wonderful none the less.

              As I said, I look forward to talking with you face to face tomorrow about certain "things" that have...let's say...popped up!

              I will just say that there is much irony in this WRITERS verse:

              JAMES 1:14-15

              "But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed. Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin,
              when it is finished, bringeth forth death."

              *sigh*

              Sister Phebe.
              Baby I love you,I did not mean it, I crossed it out.
              Baby I am on my knees, for all that is Holy, I did not mean it. I will send Lamar in to wake you. Crap I cant find the combination to my wall safe.

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              • Phebe Carlyle
                GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 2604

                #202
                Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                Sister,

                I left a message on your board. Please don't do anything rash at this moment. Weddings are stressful for everyone involved, I'm stressed and I'm only the bridesmaid. I think we should go ahead with the plans on Saturday and discuss how to deal with this "slip of the tongue" when we are in New York.

                Appletinis on the ground sound wonderful.
                Oh Sister,

                Right now my mind is on completing these crusts if truth be told. Probably the best kneading the pastry as ever had, but..well..

                I know this is off topic but right now I really don't care, but I remember last week you made some fabulous preserved plums. Did you leave any of the bottles in James' pantry? I ask because if you did, it would be lovely if you would allow me to use some for the fillings of these gosh darn pies I have to have ready.

                Right now I cannot muster the desire to even stew a few fruit.

                I have never cheated on a fiancee pie before...but..*shrug* seems others tend to be ok with it.

                I do look forward to seeing you tomorrow.. perhaps over some iced tea? Oh that reminds me. Perhaps we can take in Long Island whist we are in NY?

                Sister Phebe.




                There's Jesus here,
                Just see what He offers me....
                Down here my sins forgiven,
                Up there a home in heaven
                Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269

                  #203
                  Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                  Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                  Oh Sister,

                  Right now my mind is on completing these crusts if truth be told. Probably the best kneading the pastry as ever had, but..well..
                  Oh my, I hope it doesn't come out tough

                  I know this is off topic but right now I really don't care, but I remember last week you made some fabulous preserved plums. Did you leave any of the bottles in James' pantry? I ask because if you did, it would be lovely if you would allow me to use some for the fillings of these gosh darn pies I have to have ready.

                  Right now I cannot muster the desire to even stew a few fruit.
                  Of course dear, if there aren't enough there, I believe James still has a key to my home and if you go under the basement stairs, you'll find my cold room. There should be plenty in there.

                  I have never cheated on a fiancee pie before...but..*shrug* seems others tend to be ok with it.
                  Well as I said, don't do anything rash. Are you at James home now? I'll phone and we can talk. Also you may want to talk to Brother Diamond regarding this situation, I know that my marriage has been going splendidly since he helped me.

                  I do look forward to seeing you tomorrow.. perhaps over some iced tea? Oh that reminds me. Perhaps we can take in Long Island whist we are in NY?

                  Sister Phebe.
                  I'm in Sioux City tonight, and the map says 4 hours to Des Moines, so I figure if we get out of here at 11:00 I should be in by 5:00. Provided I don't get charged for murdering a couple of boys and a dog by then. You can't miss my rig, it's a dark blue F350 pulling a silver dog trailer. Come on over as soon as you see me. If you don't I'll give you a ring as soon as I put the dogs away.
                  Drama queen

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #204
                    Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    . Crap I cant find the combination to my wall safe.
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                    • Sister Charli
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 1590

                      #205
                      Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                      I am oh so not sure I understand what is going on here but I am saddened to hear that Sister Phebe is upset.

                      So sisterly hugz from Down Under (even tho we know Earth is flat) for Sister Phebe.
                      2 Chronicles 7:14
                      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #206
                        Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                        Good morning my Love, I asked Lamar to wake you as you requested. I will be at the lake if you need me. The construction crew is putting the roof on you new Menstra Chalet. I want to personally supervise them, slate is an unforgiving roof. I hope the 3 dozen long stem roses brighten your day, Love James.

                        PS You don't need to call Mr. Diamond, do you?

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                        • Sister Charli
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1590

                          #207
                          Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                          Mr Dewitt.

                          Why do I get the feeling that humble pie is the only choice on your breakfast menu?
                          2 Chronicles 7:14
                          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                          • Jo Freddie
                            Unsaved trash
                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339

                            #208
                            Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                            Did you get the safe open James?
                            Posted via Pasta

                            True Pastafarian™

                            May my Sauce be with you!
                            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                            The Loose Canon - HTML version
                            Loose Canon Fan Page
                            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                            I have been to The Volcano!

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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #209
                              Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                              Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                              Mr Dewitt.

                              Why do I get the feeling that humble pie is the only choice on your breakfast menu?
                              Sister Charli, pie is what got me in trouble. No thanks. Do all Aussie women have tempers? Lord have Mercy she is mad at me.

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              Did you get the safe open James?
                              I got the darn thing open about 3:am, I don't think what I took out is going to help.

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                              • Sister Charli
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 1590

                                #210
                                Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                Sister Charli, pie is what got me in trouble. No thanks. Do all Aussie women have tempers? Lord have Mercy she is mad at me.
                                Mr Dewitt. Surely you know. You stir up milk you get butter. If you bop someone on the nose it bleeds. If you stir up anger you get into trouble ...

                                Proverbs 30:33 (King James Version)
                                33 Surely the churning of milk bringeth forth butter, and the wringing of the nose bringeth forth blood: so the forcing of wrath bringeth forth strife.
                                2 Chronicles 7:14
                                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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