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Separated at birth?
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Yoooou can say that again, Sister!Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
Awww, aren't they precious? 
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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"HI! Which way to the Buffet?"Comment
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"There's a ham leg with your name on it!"Comment
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"What a miracle that two such as you should find your perfect mates in this world. Truly, the Lord has smiled upon you!"
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Hey that's not too shabby, Suze!Originally posted by Susie View Post
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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If you are the partner of the invitee and have not seen the bride or groom before, it is wise to prepare yourself beforehand by searching the Intertube for scenes of horrific bodily mutilations. View these whilst maintaining a smile and repeating, “So good to meet you at last, I’ve heard so many good things about you.”
There can be few worse social errors than, when the Bridegroom introduces his Bride, your instinctive vocalization is, “GHaaaaaaaaaaaa!!sigpic
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“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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