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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!
Is anyone invited? Will there be green tea?
Is anyone invited? Will there be green tea?
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!
What are you, Irish?Originally posted by Alex_B View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!
Very little Irish in me, and I'm pretty sure green tea is Asian.Comment
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!
I do love good jelly-roll. Will there be any, do you think? You ladies also ought to ask Dr. Santiago Solo about his huevos -- I hear they are exceptional.
But poor old One-eyed Jack has had to spend a lot of time at work, so I don't know if OEJ will be able to come...perhaps his boss will let Jack off just for this party. (Please, Boss?)
Praise the Hung Savior, I surely expect it to be a wang-dang-doodle of a teabagging party!
~~ OEJComment
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!
I apologize for not RSVPeeing sooner, Sister Thumper. I will attend the Ladies' Teabagging party. I do think we should allow pastor Zeke to attend and deliver his latest inspiring Christian dictum to the ladies first. Then once we have met our spiritual obligations, the Teabagging can begin.
PS My sister-in-law finally gave me her recipe for lemon bars, and I assure you they are Heavenly, so I will bring some along with a box of Lemon Zinger Tea.Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!
He's probably chink – I think green tea is either chink or dot head, but Oolong is definitely chink.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostWhat are you, Irish?Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!
I dare you to put that in your mouth.Originally posted by SUV View PostBrother Eliot, you are most Definitely™ invited if you will bring along some of those delicious-looking party canapes!
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!
Lumpy Guts, why do you insist in making every topic about you and your cooter?Comment
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!
Originally posted by Alex_B View Post
I'll bring that! Only it will be 100% American (Reverend) Green tea and properly steeped from my ancestral inherited balls.Comment
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!
Green tea sounds good right now.Comment
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!
Poor Brother Nobar, obviously hasn't gotten Social in a while.
Why, Brother Nobar King, that is a "Pig in a blanket" - and with coconut around the edges to make it extra-fancy!
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!
No dear, it's a penis with adhesions.Originally posted by SUV View PostPoor Brother Nobar, obviously hasn't gotten Social in a while.
Why, Brother Nobar King, that is a "Pig in a blanket" - and with coconut around the edges to make it extra-fancy!Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!
You mean it's all sticky like duct tape?Originally posted by Lumpy View PostMatthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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