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  • Father Thomas Martin
    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
    • Jul 2007
    • 1015
    #1

    I'm officiating at a wedding today!

    That's right, your favorite Wisconsinite priest, Father Thomas Martin, is officiating at a wedding today!

    I'm posting a picture of the couple, so at the reception, I can't wait to see all the many happy returns & congratulations you've posted!



    LEFT: Catherine Honeywell (the bride to be)
    RIGHT: Francis Fairchilde (the groom to be)

    Congratulate away!
    ACTS 5:29
    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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    • Get Thee Hence!
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2008
      • 137
      #2
      Re: I'm officiating at a wedding today!

      Thank you for the heads up.

      Two more faces to put in my Confirmed Heathen Dossier.

      Who but the Lord could see what that sandmuncher sees in midgets.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: I'm officiating at a wedding today!

          If that "Man" is not Satan in human form, well, I don't know what is. Those horrible, horrible eyes!

          Even got his head shaved to beat the heat Down There.

          Don't let him come around here no mo!

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22889
              #4
              Re: I'm officiating at a wedding today!

              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
              That's right, your favorite Wisconsinite priest, Father Thomas Martin, is officiating at a wedding today!

              I'm posting a picture of the couple, so at the reception, I can't wait to see all the many happy returns & congratulations you've posted![names edited out to prevent adverse publicity]Congratulate away!
              Look Mr Martin, it's your job, that's why you take the anti-christ's 30 pieces of silver each month. Why do you require congratulating.

              I'm afraid all I see is 2 misled folk (of possibly limited intellect) who have been conned by Rome Conglomerate Inc.

              Their house will now be beset by clergy and nuns pressing upon them statues of mary, tasteless pictures of various shrines and lampshades with the pope's picture with cut-out eyes.

              Your church has misled them, robbed them of Salvation, and subjected them to a lifetime of pestering. You insist on knowing all their sins (why, I do not know) and so they have no private life into which the anti-christ cannot see. And now you expect us to congratulate you for this.

              I would rather congratulate Pol Pot for slaughtering thousands; at least they are dead and out of it (one way or another) - these people have to live a life and ahead of them and their off-spring lies unremitting subjugation to Rome.

              I beg you Mr Thomas - see the light! See Landover for what it is! See the Truth that stares you in the face and cannot be denied! You need True Christianity! The Lord Himself says we All need to understand True Christianity!

              (I weep silent tears of sorrow at the foolishness of mankind)
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              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Brother Lazarus
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 1062
                  #5
                  Re: I'm officiating at a wedding today!

                  What is abhorrent is that Papist weddings are not Holy in the eyes of the Lord. These two, even if they are virgins, (which I doubt) will be committing the act of adultery while believing they are consummating their marriage. They have been deceived by Rome and by Satan, which are one in the same.

                  Yours in Christ

                  Brother Lazarus
                  In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: I'm officiating at a wedding today!

                      Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                      What is abhorrent is that Papist weddings are not Holy in the eyes of the Lord. These two, even if they are virgins, (which I doubt) will be committing the act of adultery while believing they are consummating their marriage. They have been deceived by Rome and by Satan, which are one in the same.

                      Yours in Christ

                      Brother Lazarus
                      Amen Brother. God does not recognize the papist "weddings" as sanctified unions. You need an actual Christian Pastor to perform the cermony, otherwise God isn't paying attention at all.

                      Another example of why queers think THEY should have special rights, brought to you by the antichrist roman pope.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392
                          #7
                          Re: I'm officiating at a wedding today!

                          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                          That's right, your favorite Wisconsinite priest, Father Thomas Martin, is officiating at a wedding today!

                          I'm posting a picture of the couple, so at the reception, I can't wait to see all the many happy returns & congratulations you've posted!



                          LEFT: Catherine Honeywell (the bride to be)
                          RIGHT: Francis Fairchilde (the groom to be)

                          Congratulate away!
                          Wow, Catlicks perform gay marriage now? The very last semblance of Godly decency has been stripped from your abomination of a church. That thing that vaguely looks like a woman is truly the best your vatican surgeons can do?

                          Sickening.

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                            • Roberta
                              Anti La Leche League Organizer
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 1817
                              #8
                              Re: I'm officiating at a wedding today!

                              Redirect Notice
                              http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://gloucestercitynews.typepad.com/clearysnotebook/110507_0343_EngagementA1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://gloucestercitynews.typepad.com/clearysnotebook/2007/11/engagement-an-1.html&h=568&w=541&sz=37&hl=en&start=373&sig2=77qMXhJXnB9KhRT49-gEbQ&um=1&tbnid=vKX_pvgRdsLM0M:&tbnh=134&tbnw=128&ei=Uch5SM-4LoekeOjEpGQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dengagement%26start%3D360%26ndsp%3D20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7RNWN%26sa%3DN


                              This is a picture of a wop girl and a jooboy from NJ. Why do you post Papal Bullshit on our forums, Major Tom?
                              Come climb my mountains.

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                                • Jacques Anape
                                  Unsaved Trash Undercover Papist
                                   
                                  • Jun 2008
                                  • 96
                                  #9
                                  Re: I'm officiating at a wedding today!

                                  They seem lovely!

                                  God Bless
                                  In Christ there is no East or West,
                                  In Him no South or North;
                                  But one great fellowship of love
                                  Throughout the whole wide earth.
                                  (W A Dunkerley, 1852-1941)

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                                    • Father Thomas Martin
                                      Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                                      • Jul 2007
                                      • 1015
                                      #10
                                      Re: I'm officiating at a wedding today!

                                      Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                                      http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...7RNWN%26sa%3DN

                                      This is a picture of a wop girl and a jooboy from NJ. Why do you post Papal Bullshit on our forums, Major Tom?
                                      Looks like you're going to get a 1-point, 1-day infraction for that!
                                      ACTS 5:29
                                      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                                      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                                        • Roberta
                                          Anti La Leche League Organizer
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Jan 2008
                                          • 1817
                                          #11
                                          Re: I'm officiating at a wedding today!

                                          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                                          Looks like you're going to get a 1-point, 1-day infraction for that!
                                          Oh gosh, can I light a candle or buy a mass card?

                                          MICHELE LEE BALDINI & DONALD HENRY GREEN JR.

                                          Announcement has been made of the engagement of Michele Lee Baldini of Woodbury, NJ, to Donald Henry Green Jr. of Voorhees, NJ.

                                          Michele is the daughter of Dona Baldini of Mantua, NJ, and the late Edward Baldini of Gloucester City, NJ.

                                          Donald is the son of Barbara Kreck of Williamstown, NJ, and Donald Green Sr. of Clementon, NJ. A July 2008 wedding is planned.
                                          Come climb my mountains.

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