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    An apology

    Landover Baptist Church apologizes to the family of the late Private Jonathan Redmond whose photograph appears on this moving and inspirational poster:

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    We would like to make it abundantly clear that we had no idea that Pte. Redmond was killed while crossing the street on his way to have a haircut.

    He was hit from the rear by a semi.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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    Re: An apology

    A truly inspiring poster, featuring a truly inspiring man. He fought for God's land. The greatest land. The only land. Amen!
    Psalm 53:1
    The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

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      Re: An apology

      As I understand it, the semi truck that struck Private Redmond was the same one carrying the leather-padded luxury pews for the new Landover Baptist Church skyboxes. As the lease-holder for Skybox 9K, I want his family to know that I forgive him for delaying the installation of the pews for another week.

      I have had some discussions with other luxury skybox holders, and we are going to pool funds for Private Redmond's widow and four children to keep up with tithing. No need for the grieving family to thank us... it's the Godly thing to do.

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