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  • hellsfire
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    • Feb 2010
    • 31

    #1576
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    well i'm out of time, gotta go do some wrenching on my antique car.

    take care guys. have fun teasing the icelanders

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    • The whip
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      Under Investigation
      • Mar 2010
      • 6

      #1577
      Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Unsaved trash, under investigation... Very Biblical..

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      • hellsfire
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        • Feb 2010
        • 31

        #1578
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        As the entire Icelandic population is bound up with porn production, I am not surprised that you are obsessed with it. Here at Landover, apart from the "Committee for the Suppression of Most Things" no one watches porn.
        as of the volcanic activities porn production is finally picking up. it has been too cold for the last few months.

        just as good because porn is one of our biggest source of currency. well actually only about 10% of total.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22348

          #1579
          Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by The whip View Post
          I must say that i´m amazingly surprised
          That is because you being from Iceland means you have a very low IQ.

          Who made you folks the judge
          God did: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

          Jesus himself always has his arms open to those who wander away from his path and are willing to return to his arms and blessing
          True, but He is less fluffy than you assume Him to be: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren." Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."

          This thread is based on hate, ignoring and self worship
          And again you demonstrate your incredible stupidity. We do not hate, we love! We love you so much that we try to save your soul from eternal damnation to hell!
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Brother Enoch
            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2008
            • 4392

            #1580
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by hellsfire View Post

            just as good because porn is one of our biggest source of currency. well actually only about 10% of total.
            So you have one hooker. And Bjork accounts for the other 90%.

            Impressive.

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            • hellsfire
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              • Feb 2010
              • 31

              #1581
              Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
              So you have one hooker. And Bjork accounts for the other 90%.

              Impressive.
              no man we have lots of hookers. i try to use them no more than i really need.

              max five times a month. is that really so wrong? i know they need the money for drugs and i feel like i am helping the less fortunate.

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              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392

                #1582
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by hellsfire View Post
                no man we have lots of hookers. i try to use them no more than i really need.

                max five times a month. is that really so wrong? i know they need the money for drugs and i feel like i am helping the less fortunate.
                You're like the Mother Theresa of perverts.

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                • hellsfire
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                  • Feb 2010
                  • 31

                  #1583
                  Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  he he sometimes i feel that way. tho i could not save two of them for over dozing .
                  Last edited by Levi Jones; 03-27-2010, 08:25 AM.

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                  • hellsfire
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                    • Feb 2010
                    • 31

                    #1584
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    because i worship the lord of darkness of course. hell needs more hookers and i need to help out.

                    you know, supply and demand.

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                    • hellsfire
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                      • Feb 2010
                      • 31

                      #1585
                      Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by Brother Enoch
                      Why so homicidal, friend?
                      and you really need to do some background checks before you call people friends. a gods whoreshipper should not be calling the devils whoreshipper friend.

                      you know.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #1586
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by hellsfire View Post
                        i could not save two of them for over dozing . .
                        Hookers who sleep in. Now THAT'S an unusual idea.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • hellsfire
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                          • Feb 2010
                          • 31

                          #1587
                          Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          Hookers who sleep in. Now THAT'S an unusual idea.
                          lmao that was a tipo but its funnier that way actually.

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                          • Brother Enoch
                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 4392

                            #1588
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by hellsfire View Post
                            because i worship the lord of darkness of course. hell needs more hookers and i need to help out.

                            you know, supply and demand.
                            Can you put Bjork on your list?

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                            • hellsfire
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                              • Feb 2010
                              • 31

                              #1589
                              Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              no she has to much money herself. she refuses to accept money for sex so i'm unable to call her a whore, tho she truly is a pest.

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                              • Brother Enoch
                                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 4392

                                #1590
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by hellsfire View Post
                                no she has to much money herself. she refuses to accept money for sex so i'm unable to call her a whore, tho she truly is a pest.
                                You're her, aren't you?

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