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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by TheRockthor View Post
    i think im icelandic, either that or mexican
    If you look out of the window, do you see a volcano or a desert?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      You guys are too nice, are you sure you are from Iceland? Or did the volcano we prayed for scare you?
      we have volcano activity every few years so we are used to them. this one is not so big, i wish it will get bigger so we can get some awesome pictures.

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        these pictures are from the volcano.





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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by hellsfire View Post
          we have volcano activity every few years so we are used to them. this one is not so big, i wish it will get bigger so we can get some awesome pictures.
          Me too!

          We're all praying for an eruption so big it splits your frozen rock in half and buries you all in lava and ash.

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
            Me too!

            We're all praying for an eruption so big it splits your frozen rock in half and buries you all in lava and ash.
            don't be silly, an eruption of that magnitude would be what is called a global killer. so that would mean that you would die as well.

            the whole earth atmosphere would be black for years and block the sun.
            all plant life would die, but seeds would survive.
            all larger animals would die exept the ones that would be taken to shelters. including almost all humans, some would survive in shelters.

            i think you should pray for something a little smaller in scale.

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by hellsfire View Post
              don't be silly, an eruption of that magnitude would be what is called a global killer. so that would mean that you would die as well.

              the whole earth atmosphere would be black for years and block the sun.
              all plant life would die, but seeds would survive.
              all larger animals would die exept the ones that would be taken to shelters. including almost all humans, some would survive in shelters.

              i think you should pray for something a little smaller in scale.
              No, I don't think so. That's exactly the sort of thing we want to happen.

              Do you know anything about Christians at all?

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by hellsfire View Post
                don't be silly, an eruption of that magnitude would be what is called a global killer. so that would mean that you would die as well.

                the whole earth atmosphere would be black for years and block the sun.
                all plant life would die, but seeds would survive.
                all larger animals would die exept the ones that would be taken to shelters. including almost all humans, some would survive in shelters.

                i think you should pray for something a little smaller in scale.
                We will be raptured before God destroys the earth.
                Drama queen

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                  No, I don't think so. That's exactly the sort of thing we want to happen.

                  Do you know anything about Christians at all?
                  are you saying all christians you know have a death wish??

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by hellsfire View Post
                    are you saying all christians you know have a death wish??
                    What makes you think we'll die? In Him is life everlasting.

                    John 3:16

                    16For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      We will be raptured before God destroys the earth.
                      but you know that would also mean that you would no longer be able to enjoy internet porn.

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                        What makes you think we'll die? In Him is life everlasting.
                        what makes you think you will live?? you planing on taking your body with you?

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by hellsfire View Post
                          what makes you think you will live??
                          Because Jesus said so. Relevant scripture in my last post.

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            As the entire Icelandic population is bound up with porn production, I am not surprised that you are obsessed with it. Here at Landover, apart from the "Committee for the Suppression of Most Things" no one watches porn.
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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                              As the entire Icelandic population is bound up with porn production, I am not surprised that you are obsessed with it. Here at Landover, apart from the "Committee for the Suppression of Most Things" no one watches porn.
                              Exactly. I only watch porn so I will know what to condemn.

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                I must say that i´m amazingly surprised that here we have pastors, reverends and very ignorant and hateful followers damn small island. For the start, you should get some info on Iceland before making statements as it occurs to me that here we have a whole lot of dropouts from a geographical point of view. The heathen folks you are cursing, damning and basicly wish that would vanish from this earth are so few and you think they are overruling the nation of Iceland beacause how "many" of them are posting on this thread. It´s basicly the same guys messing with you over and over. You just don´t get it.. The number of followers of Thor in Iceland is so low i could problaby fit them into box and kick it over to you. But again you just don´t get it.. You are driven by some strange force that has nothing to to with the true message from God. But that´s something you have to answer in front of him at the end of your path. Don´t be ignorant and say it will be a glorius reuinion as the rocks you´ve thrown out of your glass house has left you vulnerable to his rage agains´t those who use his word in hatred way..

                                Most of the quotes you are applying here is all about revenge, hating and so on. You guys also seem to preach more of devilish (at least when you make statements to Icelandic people) than what true messages are from God. Who made you folks the judge, ruler that you think you are?? God didn´t, that´s for sure. You are just like me, we all have the priviliges to read God´s word and choose the path we are gonna thread on our way to him. Jesus himself always has his arms open to those who wander away from his path and are willing to return to his arms and blessing. Jesus did not wish them death like many of you have done here (And for some ridicilous reason you are preaching in his name). Jesus is forgiving, he died on that cross for you, me and all the sinners here on earth. Just that action alone says how forgiveful he is.

                                At last to Rev. Jim Osborne; Before you decide who should be damned by the Holy word, who´s entitled to have the TRUE blessing from God and his son Jesus you should dig way down into your soul and ask yourself if this is Christian action what you did by starting this thread and if almighty is looking down to you as his true messenger. This thread is based on hate, ignoring and self worship.

                                I pray that one day you decide to put hate aside and start to celebrate true worship of God. For sure you won´t be one of the judges at the gate... Thou shall be judged too..

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