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Re: God Hates Iceland!
I actually laughed at that one XDOriginally posted by Billy Bob Black View PostUntil the next time God sees it fit to burn it to the ground again.
good with some humor here.
Well you usually require ice to make an igloo, not something which we have lots of here.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostI guess it's hard to burn down an igloo, huh?
Ain't ignorance bliss? I should know!Comment
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Re: God Hates Iceland!
Originally posted by Jocelyn Carolyn View PostI will laugh when Jesus kill u!
And you say that ure true believer of God? You laught when someone dies=you are evil! Read the bible and learn how to love people not judge them! I personally dont believe in god and that is my opinion dont flame me about it. If i go to hell becouse of that so be it then! But whit that attitude you are coming whit me... Do you think Jesus will KILL someone and then laught at him? Image situation Jesus comes on erath and decides to kill this person and you stand next to Jesus and after this person is ded you start to laught, would that be ok?!Comment
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Re: God Hates Iceland!
@Fat Rooster ur friend BGD1986 mocks Jesus so Jesus will kill him and laugh!
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Re: God Hates Iceland!
Don't bother, it is like pushing water uphill here, do take a look around on this forum, beating of women and kids, marrying the guy who raped you, genocide, among other things are things being encouraged here.Originally posted by Fat Rooster View PostComment
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Re: God Hates Iceland!
And how come nothing bad happends in Sweden and Finland we got flags like that but only in diffirent colours!
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I have no idea who BGD1986 is and I bet you a million dollars that jesus wont kill him and laugh!Originally posted by Jocelyn Carolyn View Post@Fat Rooster ur friend BGD1986 mocks Jesus so Jesus will kill him and laugh!Comment
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Re: God Hates Iceland!
We merely follow God's Word, friend.Originally posted by BGD1986 View Post
Maybe if you actually read the KJV 1611 Bible, friend, you would realize that we do nothing more than follow God's Will as it is revealed to us, friend.
And maybe, just maybe, friend... you can take this eruption as God's warning to you, friend.
Then MAYBE your country doesn't have to be destroyed, friend.
So friend, if you apologize now, then we can MAYBE pray to God to spare at least part of your country, friend.
Otherwise: blub... blub...I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: God Hates Iceland!
Originally posted by Fat Rooster View Post- When a Tsunami hit asian countries, haitians asked "why didn't it happen to haiti?"
- When Haiti got their earthquake, the icelenders asked "why didn't it happen to icelend?"
- When iceland got their wake-up call, the sweders asked "why didn't it happen to Sweden?"
Can you see where this is going?
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: God Hates Iceland!
Speaking of laughs , why don't you laugh your way over to the Introduction Forum and start a thread. There you can tell all of us about your self. Hey you can even tell us why you hate Jesus.Originally posted by Fat Rooster View PostComment
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Re: God Hates Iceland!
Are your aircraft able to take off?Originally posted by Fat Rooster View PostAnd how come nothing bad happends in Sweden and Finland we got flags like that but only in diffirent colours!
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I can see your point but i know why it didint happend to Sweden and Finland it didint happend becouse we had no volcanos here... I havent read the bible and I have no intrest to do so becouse I dont believe in god and I dont need any salvation, but you have and can you tell me isnt it bit naive for someone to say "I laught when jesus kills you?" example: isnt it bit wrong what that LITTLE minority of allah worshipers says: allah wants us to kill as many Americans as we can and we laught when they die!Originally posted by GOD=life View Post- When a Tsunami hit asian countries, haitians asked "why didn't it happen to haiti?"
- When Haiti got their earthquake, the icelenders asked "why didn't it happen to icelend?"
- When iceland got their wake-up call, the sweders asked "why didn't it happen to Sweden?"
Can you see where this is going?
Can you see where this is going?Comment
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I dont hate Jesus I just said I dont believe in God. There is HUGE diffirence between hating and not believing.Originally posted by James Dewitt View PostComment
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@Fat Rooster yes I can c u go to H3LL !!!
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Nope our aircrafts cant get up. Infact 0 aircraft can get up in whole europe. Eaven tho here is countries wich are very religiousOriginally posted by Brother Enoch View PostAre your aircraft able to take off? So why god punishes them?
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