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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22825
    #2866
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    I learned something new about Iceland today from the Internets. Apparently, the Icelanders still cling to their old superstitions (I assume because nobody can believe Lutheranism isn't Catholicism Lite)

    This is frankly ridiculous. It makes you wonder what other invented garbage they believe:


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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14118
        #2867
        Re: God Hates Iceland!
        Ecclesiastes 3:11 He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.
        They've started a tourism drive. Godlessness being the majority religion means that aesthetics are woefully diminished. To reject God is to reject beauty but credit where it's due: they've hung out their shingle with what attractions they have but as yet I haven't booked my flight.

        JOLLY CAMPSITES

        “A home from home” - handy to the sea



        INTERESTING MODERN SCULPTURE

        exciting statues from local artists



        FUN ACTIVITIES

        for all the family

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23765
            #2868
            Does anyone NOT hate Iceland? Serious question, by the way.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Johny Joe Hold
                Mayor of Freehold
                 
                • Feb 2010
                • 12276
                #2869
                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Does anyone NOT hate Iceland? Serious question, by the way.
                You know, a few years back I was interested in that cold rock. I thought maybe it was isolated from sin and Landover Baptist could work there. Then they elected a lesbian Prime Minister, Johanna Sigurdottir. God smote that miserable place years ago.

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                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • handmaiden
                    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 11166
                    #2870
                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Does anyone NOT hate Iceland? Serious question, by the way.
                    Excellent question, Sister. The sheer dreariness of the place suggests that only the most dismal and disheartened people would ever venture there.

                    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                    Guns For God and the Economy

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