[yesplease]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Jesus is not my problem, actually I believe in him but not so blindly and extremely as you do. I use his wisdom to make my life better and as guidance. You the dumb people are my problem, you are not capable of seeing things in a different light. You read black words on a white paper and believe everything blindly. Try to open your eyes and see that the world and people's thoughts and aspects are evolving.
I am just shocked by the words you sometimes let out of your mouth, how can you hate someone just because he has darker skin than we do or hate someone because he is homosexual? Does that make that person any worse than you?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I am just shocked by the words you sometimes let out of your mouth, how can you hate someone just because he has darker skin than we do or hate someone because he is homosexual? Does that make that person any worse than you?

Well young lady, I am not as concerned with the spooks as I am the fags. I imagine God will sort out if the spades deserve to be in heaven or not. But for queers, God makes it quite clear.

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

If you are shocked by God's precious words, I suggest you take the issue up with Him. Good luck with that.

In Christ

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Jesus is not my problem, actually I believe in him but not so blindly and extremely as you do. I use his wisdom to make my life better and as guidance. You the dumb people are my problem, you are not capable of seeing things in a different light. You read black words on a white paper and believe everything blindly. Try to open your eyes and see that the world and people's thoughts and aspects are evolving.

Friend, what makes you think Jesus only wants 1/2 of your Love?

I am just shocked by the words you sometimes let out of your mouth, how can you hate someone just because he has darker skin than we do or hate someone because he is homosexual? Does that make that person any worse than you?

Friend, we follow the Bible, just as it was written and Certified© by God. Are you trying to say in a semi-literate fashion that God made mistakes?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Oh you are sooooooo dumb. You believe in something that has never been proven that exists, god, and you believe so blindly in everyword in the testaments that you would actually kill a woman for doing something wrong, right?

Please do your homework before you start stating these hilarious and outrageous statements of yours. Here are my answers bitches. Because I have done my homework for one.
We worship Viking gods? Yes that was about 2000 years ago like people in Egypt worshipped cat soooo long time ago.
Have you ever studied geology? If so you would know that Iceland was made wit lava spewing from the inner parts of the earth due to nuclear particles and heavy substances in the very middle of the earth.
For Iceland to be the gateway to hell! Hahaha and I can fly, fart diamonds and sparkles!!
And have you studied Icelandic history? The people who settled first of everyone to settle in Iceland named the island Iceland so the name would scare others away so they could live in piece without the interruption of others. They loved it so much that they wanted to be there in piece, not getting interruped by others.

We elected a woman as a prime minister because she was the best and did a great job! Not let a woman rule a man, for you dumb people, maybe you would understand this better if I put an example here: Women have always ruled men, in the kitchen for an example, men fall so in love with women that they don't even have to "rule" them, they just do what they are asked or told to do.
We do not have an army because we do not need one, we do not have enemies, well except for you crazy extreme christian believers but you will not strike us with bombs or guns, only with stupid words of craziness and maybe hit us a little with your weak bibles.

We have legalized gay marriage because gay people are not different than straight people except they like their own sex. Just like I might like ice cream rather than milk. WHO CARES?! They are normal people, you are just too dumb and stubborn to be able to see it, straight and gay people just like different things (sex) and all human kind can not agree on everything and like the same things. How boring would everything be if that was the case? And who says gays are not a part of a family or can not make their own? Technology allows us everything... You are just so old fashioned and... I don't even have a word that will be able to speak my mind right now... Just try to see things in a different light and stop hating.


"Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft." Jesus Christ!! The website you are referring to is made from old sorces and stories about the old, old, old times when people thaugt someone was a witch and they were burned, drowned and other things, yes, killed because they were thougt to be witches. So this is not a museum dedicated to Satan worship! How dumb are you?
You are trying to lead them in blindness and just say whatever you like, get your homework right before you shit all over your existence.

Hey I have a question; You wear those weird wooden shoes, right? Do you wear socks with them? Because I would think you'd get splinters unless you wore socks.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Women have always ruled men, in the kitchen for an example, men fall so in love with women that they don't even have to "rule" them, they just do what they are asked or told to do.

I would just like to make something very clear. Women have not "always ruled men," in the kitchen or otherwise. True Christian™ women embrace our place, as we are created to be help meets to our husbands (Genesis 2:18). Besides, tricking a man into doing what they are told sounds manipulative, and we True Christian™ women would never stoop to such trickery.

[klinknbank]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Lol, God hates America and the world.
You guys are all retarded, suppose you're 'gonna say that the Big Bang didn't happen right??
Stupid, inbred, no-good-for-nothing losers!!
ROFL!!

"Come at me 'brah!"

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Lol, God hates America and the world.
You guys are all retarded, suppose you're 'gonna say that the Big Bang didn't happen right??
Stupid, inbred, no-good-for-nothing losers!!
ROFL!!

"Come at me 'brah!"

Friends, this is why you can't let the eskimo drink whiskey: they just get belligerent and rude.



YiC,

Zech

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Oh you are sooooooo dumb. You believe in something that has never been proven that exists, god,

By the way... 77,6 % of the people who live in Iceland are registered in the National Church. There are also a lot more churches which I did not even bother to check out so I suppose this number is a lot higher.

So nearly all of your own countrymen are "soooooooo dumb"?

Interesting.

[Turtle23]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Wow, speechless of all the ignorance here.
Is this a spoof page, or an actual Christian page??

[Turtle23]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Friend, what makes you think Jesus only wants 1/2 of your Love?

Friend, we follow the Bible, just as it was written and Certified© by God. Are you trying to say in a semi-literate fashion that God made mistakes?

"Friend," are you actually implying that God wrote the bible?
Are you serious?? I will give you $1 billion if you can show the slightest shrivel of evidence, if not, you might as well say that unicorns ate the gremlins at the zoo today, that's just as believable.

[Didymus Much]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Wow, speechless of all the ignorance here...

I also am amazed at how many people think they know the Word of God yet have never cracked open a Bible to see what it really says. Sad, isn't it?

[Turtle23]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I also am amazed at how many people think they know the Word of God yet have never cracked open a Bible to see what it really says. Sad, isn't it?

Reading the bible is a waste of time, it's filled with ignorance, nonsense and make-believe.
It's kind of like telling a lie to a little child who does not know any better, and you tell that lie to ease the child's life, for an example with Santa Clause, Easter bunny, unicorns, bla, bla, bla.
But, then the child grows up, but some children REMAIN children, and need more elaborate hoaxes and fairytales to help them ease their life, for they are weak, childish and dumb, so, man created bible for just those people.... I think it's bluntly obvious what I'm saying.
If you believe that God is almighty and he created the earth 7000 years ago, why is there SOOOOOO much evidence that contradicts that??
It's all just a conspiracy, huh?
If God exists, he should smite me for saying this right? Oh wait, you will have some lame excuse for it like "God does things in his own time, you will go to hell, bla, bla, bla, bla."
Noticed how the smartest people on this planet, are either atheists or agnostics?

Before you start blasting me with ignorance, and perhaps banning me because you can't handle the truth, think real hard and long about what I'm saying here.
But, I'll bet $1 million that ignorance shall prevail from your fingertips.
Proceed.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

"Friend," are you actually implying that God wrote the bible?
Are you serious?? I will give you $1 billion if you can show the slightest shrivel of evidence, if not, you might as well say that unicorns ate the gremlins at the zoo today, that's just as believable.

I'd like to see proof of that billion. Not that it matters because all sane people know God did not write the Bible. What kind of nut job thinks for one second that He did? You, obviously.
The Bible was written by a collection of Gods devout followers, much the way a ghost writer does a autobiography. God Certified(c) the completed work.
You zealots simply amaze me with your outlandish statements.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Reading the bible is a waste of time, it's filled with ignorance, nonsense and make-believe.
It's kind of like telling a lie to a little child who does not know any better, and you tell that lie to ease the child's life, for an example with Santa Clause, Easter bunny, unicorns, bla, bla, bla.
But, then the child grows up, but some children REMAIN children, and need more elaborate hoaxes and fairytales to help them ease their life, for they are weak, childish and dumb, so, man created bible for just those people.... I think it's bluntly obvious what I'm saying.
If you believe that God is almighty and he created the earth 7000 years ago, why is there SOOOOOO much evidence that contradicts that??
It's all just a conspiracy, huh?
If God exists, he should smite me for saying this right? Oh wait, you will have some lame excuse for it like "God does things in his own time, you will go to hell, bla, bla, bla, bla."
Noticed how the smartest people on this planet, are either atheists or agnostics?

Before you start blasting me with ignorance, and perhaps banning me because you can't handle the truth, think real hard and long about what I'm saying here.
But, I'll bet $1 million that ignorance shall prevail from your fingertips.
Proceed.

Down to million now (in only 20 minutes)? Soon it will be one red cent.

[Turtle23]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Down to million now (in only 20 minutes)? Soon it will be one red cent.

Wow, great comeback idiot.
The actual figure of the money is arbitrary, that´s not the point.
Thanks for showing me your ignorance.