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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    No, you did not. Try to follow what you have written yourself.



    You replied that you do not have any proof to my question and then continued if I had any proof on that same matter. As you can see, you did not ask anything about the writer there. Let's see it one more time since you seem to be really slow

    you are still avoiding the truth. you have no proof of who wrote the bible. show me solid, concrete evidence and i will believe you. i need to see it with my own eyes.

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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Retardedamericans View Post
      you are still avoiding the truth. you have no proof of who wrote the bible. show me solid, concrete evidence and i will believe you. i need to see it with my own eyes.
      Friend, you were born about 2,000 years too late so see it written. I have never seen Abraham Lincoln. For that matter, I have not seen you either. I suspect you are a 'Leap Frog(r)' gone rouge.
      Not a single True Christian(tm) ever avoids the Truth(c). Instead, we face it head on like a man. Though I do not expect you to be able to understand.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Retardedamericans View Post
        you are still avoiding the truth. you have no proof of who wrote the bible. show me solid, concrete evidence and i will believe you. i need to see it with my own eyes.
        Avoiding the truth?



        Boy, nothing could be further FROM the truth! It's YOU who is avoiding the truth by spitting in the sweet, sweet face of Jesus.



        Look here!

        (John 14:6) "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

        I don't think it gets any plainer than that. Anyone who fails to see the evidence as presented is either retarded or on narcotics (or both).

        YiC,

        Zech
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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by Retardedamericans View Post
          you are still avoiding the truth. you have no proof of who wrote the bible. show me solid, concrete evidence and i will believe you. i need to see it with my own eyes.
          Right after you prove who wrote The Gallic Wars by Julius Caesar.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by Retardedamericans View Post
            you are still avoiding the truth. you have no proof of who wrote the bible. show me solid, concrete evidence and i will believe you. i need to see it with my own eyes.
            Tell me, Brother Retardedamericans,

            Do you perhaps own a pet? A black cat, or a white rooster? Do you use "playing cards", or "crystals"? Do you ever visit Suffolk at all?

            YBIC

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Halloween... they come out of the wood work like beetles scurring from the light.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                YOU PEOPLE ARE RETARDED, YOU HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF ANYTHING BUT YOURSELVES YOU RETARDED SHITHEADS

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by normthestorm View Post
                  YOU PEOPLE ARE RETARDED, YOU HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF ANYTHING BUT YOURSELVES YOU RETARDED SHITHEADS
                  And we should take YOUR word for that or...?

                  Why don't you start out by introducing yourself in the introduction forum, so we know what pedagogical tools we'll have to use in order to deal with you.
                  "Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by normthestorm View Post
                    YOU PEOPLE ARE RETARDED, YOU HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF ANYTHING BUT YOURSELVES YOU RETARDED SHITHEADS
                    Friend, your cap lock key is stuck.

                    You seem mighty upset. Saquatch would not breast feed you?

                    God forgives you for being an asshole.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      The word on the street is that Iceland is one of Gods least favourite countries?

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Dear Jim,
                        You can't accuse a whole nation of worshipping Satan. That's rude and disgraceful. You can't say that Bjork is a disgusting Harlot. She is a musician, not a prostitute and pure Icelandic. It's geologically incorrect that Iceland is closest to Hell, if it even exists.

                        I don't have time to argue with people like you, but you just had to be corrected. The Bible is out of date. I see on your picture that you have a nice haircut. Well the Bible bans that so you're doomed my friend. But also you have broken the most important rule that Jesus taught us. Be kind to other people, and don't bring them down with lies. You are rude and you should seriously reconsider what you put on the internet. I haven't met you and never will. But this text of yours has probably given me the wrong image of you, you are most likely a nice man. But don't talk about other people like that. Gays, black and asian people, atheists and people who just believe in other things. We are all the same. And the world will be a better place when some people realise that.

                        I just wanted to express my opinion, if anyone is offended by my text, then I didn't mean to and I'm sorry.

                        Guðrún Úlfarsdóttir,
                        a proud sixteen year old Icelander.

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by flugfugl View Post
                          Dear Jim,
                          You can't accuse a whole nation of worshipping Satan.
                          Yes you can.
                          simply through association and the eating of eskimo blubber whilst sitting inside your igloo.

                          really hope that you not a Slavic Commi wearing some animal scalp on our head as a good luck charm.

                          if your not a slavic commi?, then the answer is very clear.
                          arm yourself and take to the streets in the lords name and cleanse such streets.

                          seal blubber IS NOT FOOD
                          Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Who are you to decide what God hates and doesn't hate?

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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by crazyanthony View Post
                              Who are you to decide what God hates and doesn't hate?
                              God decides who He hates and who He doesn't hate.

                              Because He wants us to know, He had it transcribed into a Holy Bible!

                              <--- Read it! Go ahead, it won't bite!




                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                My heart doctor once recommended I see ice: so I went to Iceland.

                                The first thing I saw coming in to land was trees. The place is green as Eden. Next thing I encountered was a couple of gay Icelanders trying to feel me up in customs. Boy, did they search. Usually, when they don the latex glove, they do a cursory search-around, but not this time.

                                These guys were thorough.

                                On another occasion I was recommended by my Liver doctor to seek out trees: I went to Greenland. It was nothing but snow and ice.

                                These eskimo dimmuits get the gander to my goose, with their topsy turvy view of creation!

                                YBIC

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