[WWJDnow]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

There is a Baptist Church in Keflavik.

That's like a tree growing in a pile of elephant dung. It's better to have a tree than not to have one, but it's still sitting in a pile of crap.

2. Iceland is 11% covered in ice [3], Greenland is 75% covered in ice [4].

Listen carefully and I will teach you some elementary geography: Finland is covered with Finns. Heligoland is covered with people going to Hell. And Iceland is covered in ice.

None of the most active volcanos is in Iceland, in fact Kilauea in Hawaii emits the most lave in the world [5]. The volcano with most continuous eruptions is Etna [5] located in Italy on the doorstep of the pope.

The pagan Hawaiians and the pagan Catholics are doomed, too. Thanks for proving our point.

Woman is a man its actually pretty obvious if you read the word woMAN.

We already knew that you were gay. It's obvious--you're from Iceland. But you don't have to flaunt it.

Why do we need an army ? I tought it was Christian to care for your fellow man.

And the LORD shall utter his voice before his army: for his camp is very great: for he is strong that executeth his word: for the day of the LORD is great and very terrible; and who can abide it? Joel 2:11

The museum you reference to is about the age of Witchcraft when people suspected of sorcery were burned.

Every one of whom was convicted by a jury of his or her peers. They can't all have been innocent.

If god created the earth, and as you say hell is underneath it (I expect you mean inside as the earth is round).

Where did you get the foolish notion that the world is round?

Is it then true that god created hell ?

Yes.

In my ignorance I always believed that God loved everyone. But if he hates Iceland, why on earth did he create it ?

For the polar bears. They like ice.

[EmmaLee]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Well, duh God hates Iceland! There's no doubt about that. If it isn't the good ol' U.S. of A, then God obviously hates that country.

[Doberman]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

...so you killed JFK ...your own president.... eehh...was he your enemy?

...so you killed Martin Luther King... man of peace

...so you killed innocent child´s in Vietnam, in Korea, in Iraq, in Afganisthan and many other country´s. I hope you have some answers in front of God when your time comes.

.... no contry in the whole world kills as many of their own as U.S.A

..... no contry in the whole world kills as many of mankind with cold blood as U.S.A

...It´s all because of greed and lack of good heart and understanding....

...so don´t use God to feed your ugly minds and don´t use God as an excuse for your lack og sanity

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

...so you killed JFK ...your own president.... eehh...was he your enemy?

...so you killed Martin Luther King... man of peace

...so you killed innocent child´s in Vietnam, in Korea, in Iraq, in Afganisthan and many other country´s. I hope you have some answers in front of God when your time comes.

.... no contry in the whole world kills as many of their own as U.S.A

..... no contry in the whole world kills as many of mankind with cold blood as U.S.A

...It´s all because of greed and lack of good heart and understanding....

...so don´t use God to feed your ugly minds and don´t use God as an excuse for your lack og sanity

I don't understand, friend. Who are you talking to? Liberals did those things. That's why True Christians(tm) vote Republican.

Please refrain from overt discussions about anal sex in this part of the forum, where women and children can read. Just a friendly warning, for now.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

...so you killed JFK ...your own president.... eehh...was he your enemy?

...so you killed Martin Luther King... man of peace

...so you killed innocent child´s in Vietnam, in Korea, in Iraq, in Afganisthan and many other country´s. I hope you have some answers in front of God when your time comes.

.... no contry in the whole world kills as many of their own as U.S.A

..... no contry in the whole world kills as many of mankind with cold blood as U.S.A

...It´s all because of greed and lack of good heart and understanding....

...so don´t use God to feed your ugly minds and don´t use God as an excuse for your lack og sanity

You conspiracy people. I did not kill anyone.
You however, with your volcano spewing stench from the anus of the Devil had my G550 grounded for five days in the UK. You people owe me for my suite at The Lanesborough. I was going to bill your country but I found out you were bankrupt. Figures. Total deadbeats. This is why God graciously allows Pastors to accept Tithes for Him.

[InScienceItrust]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like (...) Portugal

Why is my country on the black list?

[Nobar King]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Why is my country on the black list?

EVERY country is on the black list, buddy! The only way to assure your entry into the gates of Heaven is to renounce your evil ways and ask Jesus to be your savior!
Woo HOO!!! JESUS!!!!!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Why is my country on the black list?

1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

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Hope that helps!

[sexysquaw]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Ha! im from iceland and i hate god.. hes not even real just an excuse for sorry ass people like yourselves to feel good about having a shitty life. I also dont like stupid fat sluts from america or chanks from china theyre all stupid we are obviously "Pure" people and you are just a disgrace to humans.. have fun believing in supernatural nonsense and living your shit worth life dumb fucks

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Ha! im from iceland and i hate god.. hes not even real just an excuse for sorry ass people like yourselves to feel good about having a shitty life. I also dont like stupid fat sluts from america or chanks from china theyre all stupid we are obviously "Pure" people and you are just a disgrace to humans.. have fun believing in supernatural nonsense and living your shit worth life dumb piffles

Welcome friend! Seems to me you have what they call 'cabin fever'. It is what happenes when you live in a whiteout and are oblovious to the love of God. It stinks to be you.
Have you ever considered washing yourself in the blood of a lamb to become cleansed of your sins?

[yesplease]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Oh you are sooooooo dumb. You believe in something that has never been proven that exists, god, and you believe so blindly in everyword in the testaments that you would actually kill a woman for doing something wrong, right?

Please do your homework before you start stating these hilarious and outrageous statements of yours. Here are my answers bitches. Because I have done my homework for one.
We worship Viking gods? Yes that was about 2000 years ago like people in Egypt worshipped cat soooo long time ago.
Have you ever studied geology? If so you would know that Iceland was made wit lava spewing from the inner parts of the earth due to nuclear particles and heavy substances in the very middle of the earth.
For Iceland to be the gateway to hell! Hahaha and I can fly, fart diamonds and sparkles!!
And have you studied Icelandic history? The people who settled first of everyone to settle in Iceland named the island Iceland so the name would scare others away so they could live in piece without the interruption of others. They loved it so much that they wanted to be there in piece, not getting interruped by others.

We elected a woman as a prime minister because she was the best and did a great job! Not let a woman rule a man, for you dumb people, maybe you would understand this better if I put an example here: Women have always ruled men, in the kitchen for an example, men fall so in love with women that they don't even have to "rule" them, they just do what they are asked or told to do.
We do not have an army because we do not need one, we do not have enemies, well except for you crazy extreme christian believers but you will not strike us with bombs or guns, only with stupid words of craziness and maybe hit us a little with your weak bibles.

We have legalized gay marriage because gay people are not different than straight people except they like their own sex. Just like I might like ice cream rather than milk. WHO CARES?! They are normal people, you are just too dumb and stubborn to be able to see it, straight and gay people just like different things (sex) and all human kind can not agree on everything and like the same things. How boring would everything be if that was the case? And who says gays are not a part of a family or can not make their own? Technology allows us everything... You are just so old fashioned and... I don't even have a word that will be able to speak my mind right now... Just try to see things in a different light and stop hating.


"Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft." Jesus Christ!! The website you are referring to is made from old sorces and stories about the old, old, old times when people thaugt someone was a witch and they were burned, drowned and other things, yes, killed because they were thougt to be witches. So this is not a museum dedicated to Satan worship! How dumb are you?
You are trying to lead them in blindness and just say whatever you like, get your homework right before you shit all over your existence.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Oh you ... tl;dr....existence.

Friend, we love God, not the sulfurous spooge from frozen wasteland volcanic blisters.

[yesplease]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

By the way... 77,6 % of the people who live in Iceland are registered in the National Church. There are also a lot more churches which I did not even bother to check out so I suppose this number is a lot higher.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

By the way... 77,6 % of the people who live in Iceland are registered in the National Church. There are also a lot more churches which I did not even bother to check out so I suppose this number is a lot higher.

Friend, that is the 'National Church of Satan'. Do not think for one moment that you can leave out a critical word like this and 'squeak it in'.
1% of you eskimoes are Baptists and only one inhabitant is a actual Christian (we are getting him religious asylm at this very moment).
I am not surprised you do not bother. None of you people bother to floss the dead seal from between your teeth either.

Tell me, why do you refuse to love Jesus? What about His Perfection bothers you so much?

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

By the way... 77,6 % of the people who live in Iceland are registered in the National Church. There are also a lot more churches which I did not even bother to check out so I suppose this number is a lot higher.

Lutherans are Catholics, and Catholics are not Christians. I also used to be a savage eskimo viking like you, but i am now a Christian and am now a Honorary Ex-Eskimo and left my evil sinful Swedish Lutheran Catholic background behind.