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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by John North View Post
    How crazy is that? What if there will be a hot summer? Everyone will be homeless.

    What’s wrong with solid ground, concrete and American steel?
    Hahahaha
    ...

    You really are retarded. Please kill yourself and make this world a better place.

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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Retardedamericans View Post
      Hahahaha
      ...

      You really are retarded. Please kill yourself and make this world a better place.

      Friend, you sound terribly angry. My spirit cries out for you. I pray for you to know the loving, comforting touch of my Savior, Jesus the Christ. He can be your Savior, too. Will you accept Salvation?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Friend, you sound terribly angry. My spirit cries out for you. I pray for you to know the loving, comforting touch of my Savior, Jesus the Christ. He can be your Savior, too. Will you accept Salvation?

        Oh, Im not angry at all On the contrary. I Just cant believe how blind you are and ignorant. Open your fucking eyes and start doing something real. You are nothing but some brainwashed inbred redneck trash using church to beg for money because you are too lazy. You believe in a man in the sky and a bible which was most likely written by guys smoking weed and eating toxic shrooms.. get real or stop stealing my oxygen

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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by Retardedamericans View Post
          Open your piffleing eyes and start doing something real. You are nothing but some brainwashed inbred redneck trash using church to beg for money because you are too lazy. You believe in a man in the sky and a bible which was most likely written by guys smoking weed and eating toxic shrooms.. get real or stop stealing my oxygen
          First of all, mind the language young lady. No need for strong words like piffle. Where is all this anger coming from?

          On another note, can you back up anything you said about the bible, or are you just making things up out of your black heathen heart.

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by Retardedamericans View Post
            Oh, Im not angry at all On the contrary. I Just cant believe how blind you are and ignorant. Open your piffleing eyes and start doing something real. You are nothing but some brainwashed inbred redneck trash using church to beg for money because you are too lazy. You believe in a man in the sky and a bible which was most likely written by guys smoking weed and eating toxic shrooms.. get real or stop stealing my oxygen
            You sound angrier still. One doesn't calmly accuse another of being inbred. How could you have any idea what the lineage of any of us are? You charge us with being brainwashed but you aren't familiar with our religion, the religion of Jesus Christ. To the Unsaved it seems like utter nonsense (1 Corinthians 1:23; 1 Corinthians 2:14). You say we are lazy but you have no idea how hard we work to bring the Gospel to every corner of the earth. And we don't need to get high on drugs when we can get high on Jesus!



            Oh friend, I would encourage you to know more about us, to know more about what we are offering the world! Please, do read our forum more, open your eyes, read the Holy Bible, and see the Light!
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
              On another note, can you back up anything you said about the bible, or are you just making things up out of your black heathen heart.
              No i dont have any solid proof. do you ?

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by Retardedamericans View Post
                No i dont have any solid proof. do you ?
                You mean you don't have any proof and no, I do not have any proof for your silly claim of "written by guys smoking weed and eating toxic shrooms.. " either. I guess that it makes your statement just totall BS written in anger without thinking at all.

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  I think it is very good that Ms Retardedamerican has found us. What part of the internet is better suited than this, to dampen the anger of the lost and unsaved? Here she can be helped onto the righteous path that leads to salvation.
                  Stop whining
                  (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                  (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                  (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                  (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                    You mean you don't have any proof and no, I do not have any proof for your silly claim of "written by guys smoking weed and eating toxic shrooms.. " either. I guess that it makes your statement just totall BS written in anger without thinking at all.

                    well if you dont have any proof either, I guess we are equal and you are talking total bs too

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by Retardedamericans View Post
                      well if you dont have any proof either, I guess we are equal and you are talking total bs too
                      You are not very bright are you. Let me break it down for you so you can understand it as well. You asked if I had proof for the claim that;

                      Originally posted by Retardedamericans View Post
                      written by guys smoking weed and eating toxic shrooms..
                      I answered to your question that no, there is zero evidence that bible was written by guys smoking weed and eating toxic shrooms. So as you see, it is still only you with claim of total BS.
                      Do you get it now, or should I make it even more simple for your simple mind?

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                        You are not very bright are you. Let me break it down for you so you can understand it as well. You asked if I had proof for the claim that;




                        I answered to your question that no, there is zero evidence that bible was written by guys smoking weed and eating toxic shrooms. So as you see, it is still only you with claim of total BS.
                        Do you get it now, or should I make it even more simple for your simple mind?

                        I didnt ask for your proof of that.. I asked if you had proof of who actually did the bible.. you seem very angry to me by the way. what is with the name calling. you seem to be no better than i am.

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by IngveldurKnudsen View Post
                          Riiight, because by saying "You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together." he is talking about himself, got it !
                          No. His dress code is what He has decided we should do.

                          And we are well aware of all of God's Laws, so you need not tell us what they are.
                          Originally posted by Retardedamericans View Post
                          You believe in a man in the sky and a bible which was most likely written by guys smoking weed and eating toxic shrooms.. get real or stop stealing my oxygen
                          Please provide the evidence that cannabis and "shrooms" were available in Palestine 2,000 - 4,000 years ago.

                          Thanks!
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by Retardedamericans View Post
                            I asked if you had proof of who actually did the bible.
                            No, you did not. Try to follow what you have written yourself.

                            Originally posted by Retardedamericans View Post
                            No i dont have any solid proof. do you ?
                            You replied that you do not have any proof to my question and then continued if I had any proof on that same matter. As you can see, you did not ask anything about the writer there. Let's see it one more time since you seem to be really slow

                            Originally posted by Retardedamericans View Post
                            No i dont have any solid proof. do you ?

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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by Retardedamericans View Post
                              I didnt ask for your proof of that.. I asked if you had proof of who actually did the bible.. you seem very angry to me by the way. what is with the name calling. you seem to be no better than i am.
                              Welcome Nanuk!
                              I know you people are a little slow and the world is big frightening place once you venture out of your ice cave.

                              Of course God did not write the Bible, certainly no more than Robert Wagner wrote his autobiography.
                              Mr. Wagner had 'Ghost Writers' do it and then he signed off on the work. Accordingly, God had His disciples write the Bible and when completed, God signed off on it.
                              Tell me, is it true baby seal blubber tastes like chicken?
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by Retardedamericans View Post
                                I asked if you had proof of who actually did the bible...
                                What do you mean by "do" the Bible?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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