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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!


    The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!
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    The Nordic cross is meant to honour Christianity, from the time when these countries were truly Christian

    Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.
    Iceland is not a Scandinavian country, Scandinavia is only Sweden, Norway and Denmark, not even overseas territories are included. Iceland is a Nordic country though, the countries Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Finland and Iceland forms the Nordic region of Europe.



    [*]They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
    And so? Ever heard of freedom of religion? The people of Iceland can believe in whatever they want!


    God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
    Even though the name might make it sound like its mostly ice, its not! Greenland is mostly ice though.

    God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
    The Icelandic economy has regained now, better than ever, and the corrupt bankers has been jailed.

    Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
    There is nothing wrong with gay marriage

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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Gunnar Bjorkman View Post
      There is nothing wrong with gay marriage
      Nothing wrong?

      Did you know that the Holy Word of God states that even Normal people who are nice to queers will join them in hell?

      The Bible says that homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32


      Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Gunnar Bjorkman View Post


        Iceland is not a Scandinavian country, Scandinavia is only Sweden, Norway and Denmark, not even overseas territories are included. Iceland is a Nordic country though, the countries Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Finland and Iceland forms the Nordic region of Europe.


        You Norwegians are as ignorant of geography as you are about everything else. What about Austria, Mr Smarty Pants?

        Also, the Icelanders sold their souls to the Devil long ago in return for comely women who retain their youthful beauty well beyond middle age. It's an outrage.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          Icelandic women are notorious whores.

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
            You Norwegians are as ignorant of geography as you are about everything else. What about Austria, Mr Smarty Pants?

            Also, the Icelanders sold their souls to the Devil long ago in return for comely women who retain their youthful beauty well beyond middle age. It's an outrage.
            Hang on, I live in Australia. We're not part of Scandinavia, I can assure you

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by IreneS View Post
              Hang on, I live in Australia. We're not part of Scandinavia, I can assure you
              I am certain Austria is part of Scandinavia. Did you have too much Jagertee?

              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                I am certain Austria is part of Scandinavia. Did you have too much Jagertee?

                Do they still have roo culls, or does the cold weather kill them off?

                So much for global warming.

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Travelling between Salzberg and Melbourne yesterday, I noticed a few frozen roos on the side of the road. And I've had to put a jacket on the roo that I keep at home for shorter distance travel (to Church and the shops). He's really feeling the cold lately





                  This is the neighbour's child riding her roo to school in warmer times


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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                    People from Iceland are actually descended from Swedes of the Norwegian variety that were mostly thieves and murderers who escaped justice by fleeing to a God forsaken island near to the North Pole.

                    Thus, they are already on God's smite list.

                    For starters to keep facts right here icelanders are not swedes but nordwegians from norway, These people were not the same back then and are not now. Second the reason why they when to Iceland was because they were fleeing but not because they were murderers of thieves rather than the people staying in Norway but they didn't like the new king and fled to Iceland so they didn't have to live under his rule. Now take in that those people are just the first, there are a lot of irish people, danes and from all over that came here or were robbed by the vikings.
                    Now lot of other country's are close to the north pole than Iceland, Russia, Canada, Norway, Sweden, Finland, and the United States of America.

                    You people know the history of god and jesus. I know the history of my own people.

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by silmerillinn View Post
                      For starters to keep facts right here icelanders are not swedes but nordwegians from norway...
                      An eskimo is an eskimo is an eskimo.

                      Why are you quibbling over such insignificant minutia?

                      My ancestors originated from western Europe, but I don't get all bent out of shape when I am simply referred to as a "white man."

                      I am white, male, American, and above all a True Christian(tm)...the trifecta of pleasing to Jesus.
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                      I Kings 7:23

                      And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by silmerillinn View Post
                        For starters to keep facts right here icelanders are not swedes but nordwegians from norway, These people were not the same back then and are not now. Second the reason why they when to Iceland was because they were fleeing but not because they were murderers of thieves rather than the people staying in Norway but they didn't like the new king and fled to Iceland so they didn't have to live under his rule. Now take in that those people are just the first, there are a lot of irish people, danes and from all over that came here or were robbed by the vikings.
                        Now lot of other country's are close to the north pole than Iceland, Russia, Canada, Norway, Sweden, Finland, and the United States of America.

                        You people know the history of god and jesus. I know the history of my own people.
                        We know Jesus. Jesus knows ALL, and therefore we know all when we read the KJV 1611 Holy Bible. Genesis 1:1 2 Timothy 3:16 Matthew 4:4

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          How many threads do we have to endure full of bestiality and lezboo icelandicks?

                          Heathens, all of them.

                          PRAISE THE LORD!

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                            This is surely gonna get me banned because knowing you're Christians you have that motto if you're not with us you're against us. But i was raised as Christians and i abandoned my believe cause you guy are cruel and hateful. Like music *Metal* it's called satanic just because it sounds angry and demonic compare to other genre of music and that just being judgemental. And every time you don't approve something it's labeled satanic, what if i was to make charity for people with cancer and it was not in the name of the lord does that make it a sin it that making me demonic... Of course not that would be stupid right just as stupid as workshipping a hippy that walks on water and turns water into wine, and throwing a massive party over two thousand years ago and people are still talking about it. And by the way about viking religion, Thor's roll what to remove all ice trolls and God's to bane all evil. Question where are the troll and why is there still evil among us?

                            It is religion that creates hell therefore if we didn't have religion we wouldn't believe in hell, you guys should just take a chill pill and stop hating so much.

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                              Originally posted by Nisleppa View Post
                              you have that motto if you're not with us you're against us.
                              Wrong, our truth is "if you're not with us you're against GOD"

                              Originally posted by Nisleppa View Post
                              Like music *Metal* it's called satanic just because it sounds angry and demonic
                              Sounding demonic seems allow a reasonable hypotheses for it's origin. Dahh!

                              Originally posted by Nisleppa View Post
                              if i was to make charity for people with cancer
                              Why on earth would you mix with those that GOD is punishing?

                              Psalms 1:1 Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.

                              Originally posted by Nisleppa View Post
                              Question where are the troll and why is there still evil among us?
                              Unfortunately trolls and evil-doers end up here, posting nonsense and making us lose our time (but not our faith)

                              Originally posted by Nisleppa View Post
                              if we didn't have religion we wouldn't believe in hell, you guys should just take a chill pill and stop hating so much.
                              You wish.

                              2 Corinthians 6:14

                              Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

                              You are hell-bound, to darkness you will be cast, you better believe that one.

                              PRAISE THE LORD!

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                                If god is gonna punish me he can get is black ass personally to me rather than some brainwashed lunatic with a bible in his hand.

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