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Re: God Hates Iceland!
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Re: God Hates Iceland!
I am the Holy Trinity. The Father, the Son and the Holy ghost.
I do not hate Iceland. I hate America.
You will burn in Hell for your puny hatred.Comment
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Re: God Hates Iceland!
Can we conclude that your "god" used his hammer to nail Jesus to the cross? Is your "god" a joo by any chance?
But really, you know what the difference is? Your "god" has a hammer that he uses to hit anyone who opposes him. It's all about him. With Jesus, it's all about God and us.
OUR God has infinite power, but chooses not to use it even when it would be totally justifiable to do so. Instead, Jesus gave us the greatest gift ever given to every single person who ever lived and is yet to be born.
THAT is why we worship Jesus who was nailed to a cross and NOT your "god".I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Shouldn't you be doing your homework, little boy? Do your parents know you are on here?Originally posted by Trinity View PostComment
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Hey caveman. Stop spreading the propaganda of your white christ. We do not need your negative religion here. Your priests have only spread death and misery in our land. And as someone else has said, the flag is NORWEGIAN!!!!Comment
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I assure you, I am your Lord. I have been since before anything was.Comment
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THE FEW ICELANDERS ARE LUTHERANS ?! 82% of the nation, mate!
Iceland is mostly Ice? Yeah sure, buddy. Why don't you try actually visiting Iceland before making insinuations like this? I actually also thought Iceland was covered with ice before I moved here. Proofs he's never actually been here.
Oh sure, God PUNISHED us by making our economy tank. No, that's not quite correct.. Our economy tanked because of greedy bankers and politicians.
"The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero."
She's BY FAR not the most famous Icelander! And fornicates with Negroes? She has one child, and that child is WHITE. Disgusting? Well, can't argue that.
And so piffleing what if we elect a woman as our prime minister? We also had the first democratically elected female president in the world. Going to head bash us for that too? Women have the same right as men. The bible is sexist, that's a solid proof.
"They are weak pacifists and don't have an army."
We're weak? That's why we're called Vikings? And so piffleing what if we don't have an army? No one is going to attack us. We haven't done anything to anyone and half the world doesn't know we exist, so ha-ha!
"Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage!"
California legalized gay marriage. So your country is also destroying the traditional family, you schmuck.
"Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!"
This is just too stupid to even bother commenting on.
"What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society."
Yes, we enjoy the pleasures of sexual intimacy. Is anything wrong with that?
"How does one pronounce "Reykjavik" though? Such unholy languages make my tongue ache."
Yes, we have a very unholy language. You're a cunt!
Neither God nor Jesus approved of stereotyping or discrimination. If Jesus would be brought back to life, do you think he would be very proud of you people for BOTH stereotyping and discriminating a country you've never been to?
Think about it, evil siblings of Christianity.Comment
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I haven't read the bible and never did I claim to have read it. I am simply following the teachings of my priest in Iceland who tought me to be compassionate and forgiveful. I said that I try to be a good christian, I try to be kind to other people and I have never condamned another nation. If that puts me on the highway to hell, well then I think you and I have a VERY different road map. You can debate untill your eyes pop on whose map is correct but only the big man up stairs will know and I am not afraid when I will meet him.
Hethen Basher, I do not have anything to apologize for. I am simply asking questions. You have answered them to the best of your ability, and I thank you for your point of view.
May god have mercy on your souls.Comment
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You are confusing. You say 'Caveman', meaning eski-moes of iceland then in the same breath talk about White Christ, with is our God. Then you mention priests, which are homer caterlicks. Then you get the fag all mixed up.Originally posted by Harald View Post
Do you go to a 'special school' with similar kiddies?
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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First off, the caterlick church has priests. They are not Christians. So a lot of what you are saying therefore cannot be construed as true.Originally posted by stratus View Post
Sorry.
You need to get your 'pack O lies' straight.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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I see the problem, you think we are Catholic! Yes, it's true, they spread death and misery all over the world. Thankfully though, we are Baptists and therefore have no priests.Originally posted by Harald View PostComment
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Well, I'm certainly convinced by your long, detailed answer.Originally posted by Kjarri View Post
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