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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22348

    #541
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by bazzy03 View Post
    we don´t need and don´t want you to save us
    If we don't save you, you will burn in hell for all eternity.

    just leave us the piffle alone
    Perhaps your mini brain missed that tiny detail, but you are visiting our forum here!

    stop posting things that make no sense
    That seems like great advice. Please you follow it.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197

      #542
      Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by bazzy03 View Post
      actually it´s it´s 3%.. not 50% learn calculus.
      I took calculus, I don't recall it involving figuring out fractions and percentages. That's more the stuff you learn in primary math, at least here. I guess to you Eskimoes that's complex stuff.

      But you are right, there are 1,000 people in Iceland, so it's 10%.



      HAHA get it in your head.. we don´t need and don´t want you to save us.. We are fine over here without you guys.. just leave us the piffle alone
      You came onto our message board uninvited and unwelcome. You are free to leave any time you wish.

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      • fallinnengill
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Feb 2010
        • 18

        #543
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

        Actually no, Floki named it iceland because he sailed to the north part where everything was ice and snow, hence, Iceland.

        I think I heard it recently that that story is now believed to be a fairy tale

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29433

          #544
          Re: God Hates Iceland!

          I think iceland is simply full of fairies.

          It certainly would explain a lot. A country of empty headed males AND females. From what I have read over the last few days, it certainly is quite plausible.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • bazzy03
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Feb 2010
            • 15

            #545
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            If we don't save you, you will burn in hell for all eternity.
            Fine we will all burn in hell then.. why should you care??

            Perhaps your mini brain missed that tiny detail, but you are visiting our forum here!
            I´ll gladly go when you take all that back what you have said of us icelanders and our beautiful country

            Also why this freaking 600 seconds between posts bullshit.. Does the bible order this in the chapter of "proper use of internetism" ?

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            • Meek and Humble
              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
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              True Christian™
              • Dec 2008
              • 6197

              #546
              Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by fallinnengill View Post
              I think I heard it recently that that story is now believed to be a fairy tale
              Oh yes, you "heard it". Well, I definitely believe you now, with all that evidence!

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22348

                #547
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by bazzy03 View Post
                Fine we will all burn in hell then.. why should you care?
                So if a child runs in front of a car you would not save it? We are not like you, we would save the child and we want to save you as well.

                Also why this freaking 600 seconds between posts bullshit.
                There is a limit to the amount of crap we can handle.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #548
                  Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by bazzy03 View Post
                  Fine we will all burn in hell then.. why should you care??
                  Because we love and care for other people. But I shouldn't expect you to understand. I know atheists have no hearts.


                  I´ll gladly go when you take all that back what you have said of us icelanders and our beautiful country
                  You want us to take back the truth?

                  Also why this freaking 600 seconds between posts bullshit.. Does the bible order this in the chapter of "proper use of internetism" ?
                  It's what we you to stop trolls like you from filling our message boards with your drug-fueled rants.

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                  • Judas-Priest
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 16

                    #549
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    Sorry, you are right, it was very rude of me. I know there are at least 1,000 people in Iceland (there used to be more, but the all emigrated to the US in the 1800s - before your country turned to Satan).

                    you are wrong again, it was actually in the 1900s, and then 1/3 of the country went to the greatest country of North America, CANADA !

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22348

                      #550
                      Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by Judas-Priest View Post
                      the greatest country of North America, CANADA !
                      Have you ever been to Canada? You know those retards speak French right?
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • fallinnengill
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 18

                        #551
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by proudviking View Post
                        First if all Icelanders are going to hell What about america?
                        susssss, just cary on as nothing was said ...

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                        • Meek and Humble
                          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                          Biblical Black Belt
                          Jr. Pastor
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 6197

                          #552
                          Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by Judas-Priest View Post
                          you are wrong again, it was actually in the 1900s, and then 1/3 of the country went to the greatest country of North America, CANADA !
                          No, it was in the 1800s, aka the the 19th century. Even godless wikipedia says so. It started around 1870, and yes, many did come to America.

                          I don't really consider Canada to be a separate country, we own pretty much own it, just like we own Iceland:

                          "In October 1946, the Icelandic and United States' governments agreed to terminate U.S. responsibility for the defense of Iceland, but the United States retained certain rights at Keflavík, such as the right to re-establish a military presence there, should war threaten.

                          Iceland became a charter member of NATO on March 30, 1949, with the reservation that it would never take part in offensive action against another nation. The membership came amid an anti-NATO riot in Iceland. After the outbreak of the Korean War in 1950, and pursuant to the request of NATO military authorities, the United States and Alþingi agreed that the United States should again take responsibility for Iceland's defence. This agreement, signed on May 5, 1951, was the authority for the controversial U.S. military presence in Iceland, which remained until 2006. Although U.S. forces no longer maintain a military presence in Iceland, the US still assumes responsibility over the country's defense through NATO."

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                          • bazzy03
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                            Under Investigation
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 15

                            #553
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            So if a child runs in front of a car you would not save it? We are not like you, we would save the child and we want to save you as well.
                            well come and save us then.. you are not saving us by mocking us on an internet forum.. So why just iceland? I thought you guys said everyone was doomed but yourselfes so why only god hates Iceland?

                            Is it just because we are small and defenceless?

                            Well you should know that iceland is a very proud and independent nation..

                            oh and the last time for your brainless rednecks "ICELAND DOES NOT HAVE ESKIMOS" and now penguins? what drugs are you guys on over there?

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                            • Meek and Humble
                              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                              Biblical Black Belt
                              Jr. Pastor
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 6197

                              #554
                              Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by fallinnengill View Post
                              susssss, just cary on as nothing was said ...
                              Most Americans are going to hell, of course. They elected Barack Obama as president!

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197

                                #555
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by bazzy03 View Post
                                well come and save us then.. you are not saving us by mocking us on an internet forum.. So why just iceland? I thought you guys said everyone was doomed but yourselfes so why only god hates Iceland?
                                If you looked through our website, you would see we do a lot more than talk about Iceland. But I guess you are too self-centred to be bothered with anything that isn't 100% about YOU Typical atheist...

                                Is it just because we are small and defenceless?

                                Well you should know that iceland is a very proud and independent nation..
                                But not so proud as to refuse the US military's help. I'm glad your economy collapsed right after we abandoned our base there. It was truly a sign from heaven!

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