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  • Judas-Priest
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2010
    • 16

    #526
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by bazzy03 View Post

    hehe.. get you

    so anyway you guys hate Iceland.. you know thou that we dont beleive in the old norse religion? We are christians just like most americans are.. Yes we are lutheran.. it´s Christian just like you´rs just like a western branch of it lol.

    We believe in the same god.. we believe in adam and eve.. jesus..

    Just pointing out.. You can hate us if you want.. but be prepaired to hate just about every other country in the world then, including your own..
    (but i guess you already do)

    But some of the stuff you are saying on here.. like Icelanders are Eskimos?
    I know all of you guys know that we are of Norwegian on English/Scotish ancestors. Fine call us eskimos but you know better then that thou..

    You also know that Iceland is not just covered with Ice.. we have a few glaciers.. but hell it hasn´t snowed here this whole winter..

    You will probably find icelanders to be quite fun people.. Apparently there are some icelandic people been on this forum claiming their believe in the old norse saga´s.. now i don´t know if their just playing fun or maybe they do believe in the old sagas.. very few icelanders do (like 100 or something)

    Well you guys probably already know that icelanders are generally not very firm believers so they are not going to be taking the crap you are saying serious although it makes us angry i guess..(which is why so many icelanders are postin).. I´m sure you would be if a group of people started talking like this about your country/religion.

    But it´s seems to be very hard to speak to you people because everything that you guys say seems to be right and everything else wrong.. It´s impossible to speak to you like normal human beings.. it´s like talking to a brick wall

    I know you seem to think that whatever the bible says is almighty and unquestioned but maybe sometimes put religion a side and talk some sence..

    Anyway´s i wish you all a very good night !

    x2

    Just open your eyes a bit and see that you're actually talking to human beings just like yourselves.

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    • fallinnengill
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2010
      • 18

      #527
      Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
      It would seem your silly religion has more in common with Christianity than you think. Except that you will be in hell, while we will be in heaven.

      Do you really believe that your comic-book religion is the one true path?
      Hell or Heaven, anthing does is for ever is Hell

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      • bazzy03
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Feb 2010
        • 15

        #528
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        see.. you guys cant think with your head.. you carry a "book" around with you everywhere and you let the book do the thinking for ya lol.

        so you guys think that everyone except a few chosen one´s are doomed.. seriously if you cant live in a normal society.. why don´t you move to another planet? "would be a good riddance"

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22349

          #529
          Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by bazzy03 View Post
          see.. you guys cant think with your head.. you carry a "book" around with you everywhere and you let the book do the thinking for ya lol.
          We follow the rules in the Holy Bible. We used our God given brains to decide we wanted to do that. You clearly do not follow the Bible but I am sure there are other rules you follow. Laws for example. Does following those make you stop thinking? I didn't think so. Following rules requires thinking. Without using our brains we would be as stupid as animals or people from Iceland.

          so you guys think that everyone except a few chosen one´s are doomed.. seriously if you cant live in a normal society.. why don´t you move to another planet? "would be a good riddance"
          There are no other planets. There is only Earth.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197

            #530
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by bazzy03 View Post

            hehe.. get you

            so anyway you guys hate Iceland.. you know thou that we dont beleive in the old norse religion?
            Nice try, liar. We have already had many, many Icelanders come on here and say otherwise.

            We are christians just like most americans are.. Yes we are lutheran.. it´s Christian just like you´rs just like a western branch of it lol.
            No it's not. It's a false religion that supports anti-semitism and worships Mary and bread instead of God. More information here: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False...n_religion.htm

            We believe in the same god.. we believe in adam and eve.. jesus..
            Adam and Eve are not God!

            Just pointing out.. You can hate us if you want.. but be prepaired to hate just about every other country in the world then, including your own..
            (but i guess you already do)
            We don't hate Iceland. Nobody here ever said that. We love you enough to try to save you.

            You also know that Iceland is not just covered with Ice.. we have a few glaciers.. but hell it hasn´t snowed here this whole winter..
            Several people from Iceland have told us otherwise.
            You will probably find icelanders to be quite fun people..
            Well, from the people that have shown up here, I'm not seeing it.

            Apparently there are some icelandic people been on this forum claiming their believe in the old norse saga´s.. now i don´t know if their just playing fun or maybe they do believe in the old sagas.. very few icelanders do (like 100 or something)
            Yes, but 100 is already about half your population.

            Well you guys probably already know that icelanders are generally not very firm believers so they are not going to be taking the crap you are saying serious although it makes us angry i guess..(which is why so many icelanders are postin).. I´m sure you would be if a group of people started talking like this about your country/religion.
            People insult us all the time. We don't care because unlike you, we are True Christians(tm). Jesus promised we would be persecuted, and said to be happy about it, because our reward waits in heaven.

            But it´s seems to be very hard to speak to you people because everything that you guys say seems to be right and everything else wrong.. It´s impossible to speak to you like normal human beings.. it´s like talking to a brick wall
            No friend, you are just wrong.

            I know you seem to think that whatever the bible says is almighty and unquestioned but maybe sometimes put religion a side and talk some sence..
            I don't know what "sence" is, but there is nothing in the world that is worth putting God aside for

            Anyway´s i wish you all a very good night !
            I'll pray for you. You need it

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            • Meek and Humble
              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
              Biblical Black Belt
              Jr. Pastor
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2008
              • 6197

              #531
              Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by fallinnengill View Post
              If you could upload your soul to the internet, Icelanders would be the first to do it.
              And then sell it to Satan on eBay, am I right?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552

                #532
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by bazzy03 View Post
                see.. you guys cant think with your head.. you carry a "book" around with you everywhere and you let the book do the thinking for ya lol.

                so you guys think that everyone except a few chosen one´s are doomed.. seriously if you cant live in a normal society.. why don´t you move to another planet? "would be a good riddance"
                Dear Godmocking Eskimo Savage;

                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping the demon Odinn and fornicating with penguins to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #533
                  Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by Judas-Priest View Post
                  x2

                  Just open your eyes a bit and see that you're actually talking to human beings just like yourselves.
                  Well thank you for defending us from that terrible bazzy creature.

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197

                    #534
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by fallinnengill View Post
                    Hell or Heaven, anthing does is for ever is Hell
                    Well, I'd certainly enjoy laughing at the people in hell (from heaven) forever...

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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197

                      #535
                      Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by bazzy03 View Post
                      see.. you guys cant think with your head.. you carry a "book" around with you everywhere and you let the book do the thinking for ya lol.

                      so you guys think that everyone except a few chosen one´s are doomed.. seriously if you cant live in a normal society.. why don´t you move to another planet? "would be a good riddance"
                      Isn't that what your Viking ancestors were trying to do when they settled on that God-forsaken rock? That didn't turn out very well, now did it.

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                      • fallinnengill
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 18

                        #536
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        The Japs thought the same thing, worked well for them too!

                        Is this Satans or Jesus's work?

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                        • Meek and Humble
                          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                          Biblical Black Belt
                          Jr. Pastor
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 6197

                          #537
                          Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by fallinnengill View Post
                          Is this Satans or Jesus's work?
                          Everything is Jesus' work. Satan is not allowed to do anything unless Jesus lets him.

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                          • Judas-Priest
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 16

                            #538
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Well thank you for defending us from that terrible bazzy creature.
                            I was supporting bazzy,

                            and just for the record, saying 100 is half the population of Iceland is really far of from being true, you should study before you judge

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                            • Meek and Humble
                              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                              Biblical Black Belt
                              Jr. Pastor
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 6197

                              #539
                              Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by Judas-Priest View Post
                              I was supporting bazzy,

                              and just for the record, saying 100 is half the population of Iceland is really far of from being true, you should study before you judge
                              Sorry, you are right, it was very rude of me. I know there are at least 1,000 people in Iceland (there used to be more, but the all emigrated to the US in the 1800s - before your country turned to Satan).

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                              • bazzy03
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 15

                                #540
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Yes, but 100 is already about half your population.
                                actually it´s it´s 3%.. not 50% learn calculus.

                                We don't hate Iceland. Nobody here ever said that. We love you enough to try to save you.
                                HAHA get it in your head.. we don´t need and don´t want you to save us.. We are fine over here without you guys.. just leave us the piffle alone

                                Dear Godmocking Eskimo Savage;

                                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping the demon Odinn and fornicating with penguins to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
                                We don´t have penguins here, their on the south pole on the other end of the planet you dumb shit.. get your fact´s right and stop posting things that make no sense..

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