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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22351

    #886
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Varulfur View Post
    not the first thing that pops into my head when someone mentions his or hers daughter or son.
    Unfortunately it is when Iceland is part of the picture. But you seem to be in denial on this. It's unfortunate that your daughter will have to suffer the consequences of that. You might want to read your Holy Bible and figure out what good parenting is like. Perhaps there is still room to fix this. I will pray for you.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #887
      Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Varulfur View Post
      I have never met a prostitute in my life so thinking someone is, is not the first thing that pops into my head when someone mentions his or hers daughter or son.
      Me neither. Unless they're Icelandican. I don't know what women normally do in Icelandia, but I know quite a few emigrated to my home province of Nova Scotia. And during my years in Halifax I met dozens of Icelandican women, during community outreach. Every one was a prostitute. Apparently they were quite popular with our darkies for some reason.

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      • Varulfur
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        • Feb 2010
        • 5

        #888
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
        Me neither. Unless they're Icelandican. I don't know what women normally do in Icelandia, but I know quite a few emigrated to my home province of Nova Scotia. And during my years in Halifax I met dozens of Icelandican women, during community outreach. Every one was a prostitute.
        Brother Enoch, in that case you would do well to avoid Iceland and Icelandic Eskimo women.

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        • Larry Lee
          Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
          True Christian™ Theologian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 4464

          #889
          Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
          Me neither. Unless they're Icelandican. I don't know what women normally do in Icelandia, but I know quite a few emigrated to my home province of Nova Scotia. And during my years in Halifax I met dozens of Icelandican women, during community outreach. Every one was a prostitute. Apparently they were quite popular with our darkies for some reason.
          Same story in Manitoba, Brother. You can't hardly stop your car in Riverton without some big-boned blond floozy wanting to show you her "place" by the river.
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          • arnar111
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Feb 2010
            • 5

            #890
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Iceland is not coverd in ice!
            There has been more ice in the UK than in all winter.

            pointing át Jökulsárlón is like if I would point out Niagra falls and say
            USA is coverd in water

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22351

              #891
              Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by arnar111 View Post
              Iceland is not coverd in ice!
              That's stupid. That's like saying France isn't French and America isn't American.

              But what to expect from people from Iceland. After all Iceland refuses to give stolen 5 billion back.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • KarlKolbeinnKarlsson
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                • Feb 2010
                • 8

                #892
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Let me just set a few things straight.
                1. Iceland is not covered in ice just like greenland is not covered in vegetation.
                2. 80% of icelanders consider themselves christian.
                3. The flag you posted is the norweigen flag, not the icelandic one.
                4. Björk is of cacausian decent.
                5. Yes we did rape and pillage in england one thousand years ago but as you said all english people are going to hell anyways so what´s the harm done?
                6. You guys talk about how evil government controlled healthcare is, but the clock tics and in a matter of years the US shall move on and have it like every other civilized country.
                7. Icelanders are not eskimos we never built igloos. In the US you actully have eskimos, in alaska.
                8. The icelandic is the most realated to Old Norse wich if you didn´t know had the biggest influence upon english OF ALL THE WORLDS LANGUAGES.
                for example:
                Home = Heimili
                No = Nei
                Man = Maður
                Most = mest

                I´d really like to have a civilized discussion with you guys so don´t flame me like an angry redneck who just realized how to utilize a computer.

                Most of the comments preach hate, what happened to "he without sin shall cast the first stone."

                During the second world war dozens of companies from the US did business with Nazi Germany. For example : HP designed the machines they used for registering the jews.

                Why do you preach death when the

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                • KarlKolbeinnKarlsson
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                  • Feb 2010
                  • 8

                  #893
                  Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  There is a bapdist church in iceland btw. It´s called philadelphia.

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                  • KarlKolbeinnKarlsson
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                    • Feb 2010
                    • 8

                    #894
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    A typical icelandic valley.



                    These icelandic bears in a beautiful icelandic setting.

                    Last edited by Meek and Humble; 02-23-2010, 08:58 PM.

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                    • Heimur
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 18

                      #895
                      Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      When you make a statement like this we have to wonder, The papist ran mafia digs holes to get rid of problems.
                      so if my work is digging holes then i must be a mass murderer??????thats just silly to think that,,,,but once again im sorry if i offended someone

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #896
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by Heimur View Post
                        i must be a mass murderer
                        I am sorry to hear that, you have been reported to the authorities.

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                        • Heimur
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 18

                          #897
                          Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          I am sorry to hear that, you have been reported to the authorities.
                          Im sorry i think we have a misunderstanding here. Im NOT a massmurderer

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                          • Mrs. Rogers
                            compassion personified
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2692

                            #898
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by KarlKolbeinnKarlsson View Post
                            A typical icelandic valley.

                            The icelandic horse in a beautiful icelandic setting.
                            What nonsense. Here is a typical Icelandic commuter on his way to work, during the balmiest Icelandic summer on record.
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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #899
                              Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by Heimur View Post
                              Im sorry i think we have a misunderstanding here. Im NOT a massmurderer

                              There is no misunderstanding, you said, you dig big holes and kill people to put in them. This is not a Cathrelik church, don't bother confessing to us, you need to do that with Jesus and the police. You Best get Right with the Lord. Praise Jesus!

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                              • eghatathig
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                                • Feb 2010
                                • 4

                                #900
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                There is no misunderstanding, you said, you dig big holes and kill people to put in them. This is not a Cathrelik church, don't bother confessing to us, you need to do that with Jesus and the police. You Best get Right with the Lord. Praise Jesus!
                                dude, you really think he's a murderer...

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