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  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    You have a UN natural desire to see homosexuality in other men, its my guess that you are indeed a closet homer.
    SAS would not be the first in this place to have such desires and I doubt they will be the last, how many here have questioned my sexuality? I find the best way to react is to leave them frustrated with a refusal to be drawn on the subject.
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    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
      Wow, the old pick and choose tactic. You misquoted me.
      No, you just let your facade slip, we already knew a long time ago that you were a homosexual just by how aggressively you went after your target. Typical homor behavior if the target wont go willingly, you'll just take him by force.

      I didn't say I liked that, I said that Brother James beard signaled that HE liked those things. What is he, a male hair dresser, btw?
      He's an independent businessman and landowner. Why do you want the names of his companies so you can try and rape him in the bathrooms at his offices?

      Anyway, it's actually not dark here, it's early morning, I'm rising with the sun, I'm sure you can appreciate that.

      http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html?n=69
      Would help if we actually knew where "here" is. Or you were travelling to Freehold to try and rape the good Brother. Face it, we're on to you. Even your name has turned pink, which I believe is proof that the DoF has declared you as homosexual.
      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
        Wow, the old pick and choose tactic. You misquoted me. I didn't say I liked that, I said that Brother James beard signaled that HE liked those things. What is he, a male hair dresser, btw?

        Anyway, it's actually not dark here, it's early morning, I'm rising with the sun, I'm sure you can appreciate that.

        http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html?n=69

        Great now you are calling a True Christian a liar. I sent no signal unless you consider a man who dresses like a businessman Gay, if the fact the I comb my hair, and brush me teeth upsets you, get over it. As to my business dealings, they are many and varied. What little town in England do you live in? Maybe I will buy it so I can toss your homer ass to the street.

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        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
          No, you just let your facade slip, we already knew a long time ago that you were a homosexual just by how aggressively you went after your target. Typical homor behavior if the target wont go willingly, you'll just take him by force.

          He's an independent businessman and landowner. Why do you want the names of his companies so you can try and rape him in the bathrooms at his offices?

          Would help if we actually knew where "here" is. Or you were travelling to Freehold to try and rape the good Brother. Face it, we're on to you. Even your name has turned pink, which I believe is proof that the DoF has declared you as homosexual.
          Let your friend defend himself. After all, he is pure before the Lord, right? Being a True Christian ™ no?

          sas

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          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
            Let your friend defend himself. After all, he is pure before the Lord, right? Being a True Christian ™ no?

            sas
            Oh, so now you're going to dictate who writes on this board? You really are full of yourself. Or is it because I don't bathe and sleep with stinky dogs that you have no interest in me.
            PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

            Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

            Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
              I didn't call Jesus gay anywhere, nor would I ever. He simply wasn't. I said that Brother James had a beard it is only customary to see on gay/metrosexual men, nothing more. Make of it what you will. He has yet to say that it isn't, but often those that can't defend themselves resort to silence and that silence leaves everybody else wondering, if they have common sense. Anyway just saying don't call others gay when you got it going on yourself rather obviously. That's completely senseless.

              Regards,

              sas
              Boy I have a beard does that make me a damn faggot too? I will have you know Mr. Dewitt is a fine man, above reproach, 2 children and a grand child on the way. On your best day you would not be good enough to shine his shoes!

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              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner
                Yeah but Jesus' beard wasn't gay like yours. Also you seem to be hiding a lot, are you afraid of all the homosexuals out there? Why don't you just say no, you're not interested? Isn't that how you would do it? Doesn't that make you more like a closet homosexual/unsaved trash? I wonder if the devil has snuck into your life. Since you can't stand up for yourself, aka you seem to have no balls, I figure you are in fact gay, or a closeted one, and the beard you've got, unlike Cranky Old Man, just doesn't help. It just says, I like to have oral and anal sex, and the two combined, with other men.

                My opinion.

                sas

                I do hope the True Christian™ ladies here don't become exposed to your vulgarity, smut and unfounded gutter minded personal insults

                It is not only disgraceful that you have launched an unprovoked and slanderous attack on Brother Dewitt but to also speak so graphically and knowledgably of such Homer perversions in a forum frequented by Godly True Christian™ women is unspeakably disgusting

                The above sordid detail in which you describe in graphic detail Homer pastimes and activity clearly cements the view that you are a British Homer who hates Americans, women and Jesus

                Prepare for what is due to you eternally in Hell
                2 Samuel 22:31

                As for God, His way is perfect;
                The word of the LORD is proven;
                He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Denmark is the best country in the world.

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                  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                    Denmark is the best country in the world.
                    For those we want to go to hell perhaps.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                      Denmark is the best country in the world.
                      Are you referring to the fact that 37 percent of all Danish men are homosexual, the queer Danish Catholic priests that’s blessing them and their physiologic illness (on behalf of God in our churches) or are you yapping about the 200.000 Obama loving rapists Muslims in this God forsaken country of ours?
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                      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        For those we want to go to hell perhaps.
                        I declare that Iowa is the 'best place' to live if you want to go to Hell, based on the four reasons I gave in the thread called 'Four Reasons God Hates Iowa', which also includes Freehold, home of Landover Baptist Church, since it is located in the State of Iowa aka Hell-land. I could have found many more but was so disgusted by what I found with just a little web-searching that I had to stop there. Rest assured, Iowa is the most damning, incriminating place on the ENTIRE planet.

                        In the interest of truth,

                        sas

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                        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
                          I declare that Iowa is the 'best place' to live if you want to go to Hell, based on the four reasons I gave in the thread called 'Four Reasons God Hates Iowa', which also includes Freehold, home of Landover Baptist Church, since it is located in the State of Iowa aka Hell-land. I could have found many more but was so disgusted by what I found with just a little web-searching that I had to stop there. Rest assured, Iowa is the most damning, incriminating place on the ENTIRE planet.

                          In the interest of truth,

                          sas
                          Why on God's good green earth should, we, the Members of Landover Baptist Church(TM), take the word of a butt loving homosexural pedophile Catlik?

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                          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by Dionysos View Post
                            Are you referring to the fact that 37 percent of all Danish men are homosexual, the queer Danish Catholic priests that’s blessing them and their physiologic illness (on behalf of God in our churches) or are you yapping about the 200.000 Obama loving rapists Muslims in this God forsaken country of ours?
                            Nope, I'm referring to beside that fact.

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                            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Why on God's green earth should, I, a member of the SAS Chuch of Christ(tm), take the word of a bunch of butt loving homosexural pedophile crapbaptists? You know, only like 1% of Catlik priests are pedophiles, but the lot of you guys are. How old was your wife again, James? You were forty and she was - 20? Barely out of the nursery and not meant not be 'comforted' by a horny old man, the stay in place equivalent of a sex tourist with a few bs religious 'reasons' for his immoral behaviour, but to be with a man of her own age, who can provide a balanced partner and a true sexual interest for a young girl, on the brink of woman- and motherhood.

                              You seriously think your flappy gut appeals to your twenty year old wife? Pardon me, seventeen year old wife! You lot are pedos, and you bring up your daughters to fear Hell and disobedience to parents so much they marry old farts out of obedience and fear rather than love.

                              So tell me, why on God's green earth should I, a member of the SAS Church of Christ(tm) listen to you lot?

                              Regards to all the so-called 'saved' pedos in Freehold,

                              sas

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                              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
                                Why on God's green earth should, I, a member of the SAS Chuch of Christ™, take the word of a bunch of butt loving homosexural pedophile crapbaptists? You know, only like 1% of Catlik priests are pedophiles, but the lot of you guys are. How old was your wife again, James? You were forty and she was - 20? Barely out of the nursery and not meant not be 'comforted' by a horny old man, the stay in place equivalent of a sex tourist with a few bs religious 'reasons' for his immoral behaviour, but to be with a man of her own age, who can provide a balanced partner and a true sexual interest for a young girl, on the brink of woman- and motherhood.

                                You seriously think your flappy gut appeals to your twenty year old wife? Pardon me, seventeen year old wife! You lot are pedos, and you bring up your daughters to fear Hell and disobedience to parents so much they marry old farts out of obedience and fear rather than love.

                                So tell me, why on God's green earth should I, a member of the SAS Church of Christ™ listen to you lot?

                                Regards to all the so-called 'saved' pedos in Freehold,

                                sas
                                I my book (and do you dare to question the Bible?) You need to get both yourself and your facts straight, young man.
                                You’re saying that only 1 percent of our denmarkian priests are pedophiles(!) Where do you hear/se those lies – your local sinner of a priest or our public communist media house “Denmarks Radio”?
                                It seems pointless to argue with an ignorant like you.
                                B.t.v
                                100 percent (not 99 or 99,5) of the pastors in here follow the Holy Bible.
                                God: "Nietzsche is dead"

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