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  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Johannes Kirkeholm View Post
    I have also met Australians and they adress us as Denmarkians as does everybody else. You need to stop lying and start repenting:
    Well they must be uninformed. they knew nothing.

    Your english teacher is probably a homer then.
    You're probadly a homer.
    Prejudice minds

    If you don't know your KJV then you don't know anything worth knowing. God wrote the KJV and everything that is important to know is therefore in the Bible. You are an atheist so let me ask you this: If it was important to know about science wouldn't God had written about science in the Bible?
    God didn't write it. It was written by King James
    IF it was important to know about god, wouldn't science write about him?

    And you didn't asnwer my question: "So if a 100 billion disagreed with god creating the world, who is correct?" why? - Because according to your logic, the answer would be: No god didn't create the world. Checkmate Baptist!"

    your logic:"Put is this way, if 100 billion people call you denmarkians and 1 million denmarkians disagree, who, by default is correct? See son, it is like God and the Holy Bible." Your default would be the bigger quantity of men(which by far are the weakest argument)
    Checkmate "True Christians"!!

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    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by Apolloz View Post
      Could you please show me a website that quote a dictionary were the word "Denmarkian" is a valid term?
      Would you please accept Christ as your personal Savior, and repent of your blubber-eating ways.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by DanishAtheistScum View Post
        Well they must be uninformed. they knew nothing.


        You're probadly a homer.
        Prejudice minds


        God didn't write it. It was written by King James
        IF it was important to know about god, wouldn't science write about him?

        And you didn't asnwer my question: "So if a 100 billion disagreed with god creating the world, who is correct?" why? - Because according to your logic, the answer would be: No god didn't create the world. Checkmate Baptist!"

        your logic:"Put is this way, if 100 billion people call you denmarkians and 1 million denmarkians disagree, who, by default is correct? See son, it is like God and the Holy Bible." Your default would be the bigger quantity of men(which by far are the weakest argument)
        Checkmate "True Christians"!!
        King James was the pen of God - God wrote it. And you are the homer here. All atheists are sodomites.

        "So if a 100 billion disagreed with god creating the world, who is correct?"

        Those 100 billion people would be wrong because God knows better than any man and he says that he created the World. Again, I suggest you read your KJV. You are beginning to look like an idiot to everybody on this forum.


        Proverbs 12:8
        A man is praised according to his wisdom, but men with warped minds are despised.
        To the atheists:

        To the false christians:

        Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

        Hosea 13:16
        Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by Johannes Kirkeholm View Post
          King James was the pen of God - God wrote it. And you are the homer here. All atheists are sodomites.
          you're the Sodomite, and your the homer here.

          "So if a 100 billion disagreed with god creating the world, who is correct?"

          Those 100 billion people would be wrong because God knows better than any man and he says that he created the World. Again, I suggest you read your KJV. You are beginning to look like an idiot to everybody on this forum.


          Proverbs 12:8
          A man is praised according to his wisdom, but men with warped minds are despised.
          This is untrue according to your own logic. So by default the expert would know best. As would the danish people, since they're the experts on themselves. 100 billion people could disagree on us, but we know best.

          Well, you know this forum is looking rediculous to everyone else. Maybe I'm an idiot, but many others laugh of your ignorancy

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          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by DanishAtheistScum View Post
            you're the Sodomite, and your the homer here.


            This is untrue according to your own logic. So by default the expert would know best. As would the danish people, since they're the experts on themselves. 100 billion people could disagree on us, but we know best.

            Well, you know this forum is looking rediculous to everyone else. Maybe I'm an idiot, but many others laugh of your ignorancy
            Christians can't be homers. Then they wouldn't be Christians. God is an expert, yes. The Denmarkian people are generally dumb and no they aren't the experts on themselves. Would you say that a bird is an expert on itself? Birds don't know anything besides how to fly and eat worms. Denmarkian heathens don't know anything besides rape and sodomy.

            Have fun in Hell.
            To the atheists:

            To the false christians:

            Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

            Hosea 13:16
            Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by DanishAtheistScum View Post
              you're the Sodomite, and your the homer here.
              Thank you for your hateful comments towards Mr. Kirkeholm. I love to be reminded that we are blessed.

              "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you." Matthew 5:10-12


              This is untrue according to your own logic. So by default the expert would know best. As would the danish people, since they're the experts on themselves. 100 billion people could disagree on us, but we know best.
              Don't be ridiculous.

              God is the number 1 expert on EVERYTHING, including you denmarkians. Maybe you know exactly how your denmarkian Satanic rituals go a little better than the average Joe, but the one guy who's the true expert here knows better than all humans that you're going to Hell unless you repent.

              Well, you know this forum is looking rediculous to everyone else. Maybe I'm an idiot, but many others laugh of your ignorancy
              "If a wise man contendeth with a foolish man, whether he rage or laugh, there is no rest." Proverbs 29:9

              Of course we expect you to laugh at us. You and all other sinners who'll be giggling their way to HELL.

              Repent friend, because when you finally get to Hell I can assure you you won't think Satan's barbed tallywhacker is a laughing matter.
              "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by Johannes Kirkeholm View Post
                Christians can't be homers. Then they wouldn't be Christians. God is an expert, yes. The Denmarkian people are generally dumb and no they aren't the experts on themselves. Would you say that a bird is an expert on itself? Birds don't know anything besides how to fly and eat worms. Denmarkian heathens don't know anything besides rape and sodomy.

                Have fun in Hell.
                I laugh at your stupidity, I seriously love this forum. Its totally hilarious!
                If you compare humans to birds, Then you, my good man, are stupid.

                And hey, if you're a Homer, than you're not a Christian, im sorry to say that

                So if "danish people" dont know anything else then rape and sodomy, than humankind doesn't know anything else, which logically list you as somebody who doesn't know anything else than rape and sodomy.
                Sorry to say, but you're apparently a rapist! to bad for you.
                Its racism, and there is only one race. Even Cranky Old Man says so.
                There is nothing racist there. The Dutch, Danes and Swedes are not races.
                As respectfully as americans, they are human beings.
                IF "Danes" only think on rape and sodomy, so do you.
                Thank you for your hateful comments towards Mr. Kirkeholm. I love to be reminded that we are blessed.
                What about him being hateful to me? if you judge two equal beings, whereas one is hateful, but the other joyful, your morality is equal nothing.
                You're an idiot judging the same words by two different people, differently.
                Thanks for the ignorancy.
                [/QUOTE]
                God is the number 1 expert on EVERYTHING, including you denmarkians. Maybe you know exactly how your denmarkian Satanic rituals go a little better than the average Joe, but the one guy who's the true expert here knows better than all humans that you're going to Hell unless you repent.
                [QUOTE]
                There is no proof.

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                • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by DanishAtheistScum View Post
                  You should not speak of Ignorancy. Even Though I don't know the KJV, doesnt mean Im Ignorant. You only know of the KJV, and nothing else which makes you ignorant. I know plenty more.
                  Alas, you are ignorant in this one important aspect. You admit that you do not know the KJV and that great and enduring document is the raison d'etre for this very forum.

                  We are gathered here to discuss the Bible and its relevance to today's world.

                  You have declared that do not know the Bible. Therefore, you are both ignorant and irrelevant.

                  Accept this. Whatever information or ideas you have or present here will be measured besides is relative worth next to the Bible. So, either get cracking at the Bible or leave this discussion forthwith.

                  You have nothing to contribute.


                  Bye, now!


                  Dismissively Yours,

                  Handmaiden
                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                  Guns For God and the Economy

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                  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by Apolloz View Post
                    Mate, I suggest you open up a dictionary and look up the word "danes" there are some meanings of that word. Yes, indeed it means a certain race of a dog but it also means the people of Denmark. I am not joking, please, take a closer look and you will see that the word "denmarkians" are a word made up, a non existing word. Sorry.
                    So does this mean in fact, that the Denmarkians wants to be referred to as a certain race of a dog, or does it mean that Denmarkians are named after the dogs? Please explain, because your multiply explanations are starting to go out of hand.

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                    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Let's do a short experiment with this guy and see how he reacts when someone tries to humour him. Clearly, this dane is unaware that the horse died a long time ago. He is now down to constantly running into a boxing glove that hits him repeatable times.


                      Originally posted by DanishAtheistScum View Post
                      I can do nothing else than laugh, at your pathetic ignorancy. It's really funny, you should read your own posts!
                      I wish you could see it from my point of view.
                      I surely wish that i could see things from your amazing point of view as well, but then again perhaps not, since i do not like being outraged at people who is merely using you as cheap entertainment. You can have that all for yourself, Denmarkistano.

                      Is this how typically outraged the Denmarkians get, when someone makes fun of their names? As previously mentioned, the horse died some time ago, you are now rubbing it in to a point where most people here may be wondering if you seriously are that dumb, or just a typical Denmarkian.


                      Originally posted by DanishAtheistScum View Post
                      Damnit I lost a bet. Well now you know what we're truly called, and Im happy you understand
                      Indeed, that is what we have been trying to tell you all the time. You are called a Denmarkian, and you live in a small country named Denmarkistan. I too, am happy that you understand

                      Originally posted by DanishAtheistScum View Post
                      Im from Denmark, im better at Danish than I am at English.
                      Being better at Danish, does that mean that you are superior in baking danish pastry? If that is indeed the case, then i suggest that you join our Tasty Pie Club.

                      Originally posted by DanishAtheistScum View Post
                      Winter Darkness Syndrome? its Winter Depression, and if I suffered of Winterdepression, i wouldn't be as Happy as I am
                      I have to say, that i really admire your happiness. On the previous page, you mentioned that you were outraged. Now you claim to be happy. Are you sure that you are not confusing your happiness with mood disorders? All evidence points in that direction, strongly backed up by the Winter Darkness Syndrome only found in Denmark!

                      Let's see if the danish fish snaps the hook this time.

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                      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by DanishAtheistScum View Post
                        So if a 100 billion disagreed with god creating the world, who is correct?
                        That argument about being right or wrong is weak. 1 expert can outargument thousands of thousand people.
                        Limited resources? that we can argue too, as we argue on gods existence.

                        Your evidence is nothing, since i know australians address us as Danish(i know several austrailians)

                        ..................
                        Well, if 100 billion disagreed with God, I suppose God would have a lot of sinners to boot to Hell now, wouldn't he? But this is not about why you hate God, is it? Or is it? Has God failed to answer your prayers? Was not the gift of life good enough for you?

                        You are right, one expert could, here at Landover though we have thousands of experts to explain to you, over and over, how you are so terribly wrong. I really feel sorry you. You need to learn acceptance and not be so selfish. God sees your behavior and I am sure it displeases Him.

                        Why am I know surprised you have a thing for abos. I had only mentioned them as a showing of even the most deviated society in the world knows what God believes.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by awesomeness View Post
                          So does this mean in fact, that the Denmarkians wants to be referred to as a certain race of a dog, or does it mean that Denmarkians are named after the dogs? Please explain, because your multiply explanations are starting to go out of hand.
                          The dogs are named after the people in Denmark

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                          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                            Alas, you are ignorant in this one important aspect. You admit that you do not know the KJV and that great and enduring document is the raison d'etre for this very forum.

                            We are gathered here to discuss the Bible and its relevance to today's world.

                            You have declared that do not know the Bible. Therefore, you are both ignorant and irrelevant.

                            Accept this. Whatever information or ideas you have or present here will be measured besides is relative worth next to the Bible. So, either get cracking at the Bible or leave this discussion forthwith.

                            You have nothing to contribute.


                            Bye, now!


                            Dismissively Yours,

                            Handmaiden
                            Yes i acccept that i dont know The Bible, but I have never said that I dont want to read it. I've always had plans to read it, so I wouldn't be prejudice about christian faith. that means, im not ignorant.

                            Originally posted by awesomeness View Post
                            Let's do a short experiment with this guy and see how he reacts when someone tries to humour him. Clearly, this dane is unaware that the horse died a long time ago. He is now down to constantly running into a boxing glove that hits him repeatable times.
                            This thread made me laugh alot. How Cranky Old Man thought of Denmark made me laugh extraordinary. Its hilarious to see such a failure!
                            Then I just wanted to correct the things by being friendly, and ALL i get back at me was harassing, cruel and hateful people mocking me.

                            I surely wish that i could see things from your amazing point of view as well, but then again perhaps not, since i do not like being outraged at people who is merely using you as cheap entertainment. You can have that all for yourself, Denmarkistano.
                            If you saw it from my point of view, you would realize alot of things.

                            Is this how typically outraged the Denmarkians get, when someone makes fun of their names? As previously mentioned, the horse died some time ago, you are now rubbing it in to a point where most people here may be wondering if you seriously are that dumb, or just a typical Denmarkian.
                            Read the first answer. it should be enough answer to stupid people like you.

                            [/QUOTE]
                            Indeed, that is what we have been trying to tell you all the time. You are called a Denmarkian, and you live in a small country named Denmarkistan. I too, am happy that you understand [/QUOTE] This is as true as True Christians are call True idiots, thats apparently not true, and I think inside you're all nice guys, but People from Denmark, are called Danish People or Danes.

                            Being better at Danish, does that mean that you are superior in baking danish pastry? If that is indeed the case, then i suggest that you join our Tasty Pie Club.
                            DANISH!<3
                            That would be awesome, but I have some other things to take care of. And yes i can bake.

                            [QUOTE]
                            I have to say, that i really admire your happiness. On the previous page, you mentioned that you were outraged. Now you claim to be happy. Are you sure that you are not confusing your happiness with mood disorders? All evidence points in that direction, strongly backed up by the Winter Darkness Syndrome only found in Denmark!

                            Let's see if the danish fish snaps the hook this time.[/QUOTE
                            Previous Page was days ago. And Im always happy, I can feel happy and rage at the same time. Happy Rage, don't you know that?

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            Well, if 100 billion disagreed with God, I suppose God would have a lot of sinners to boot to Hell now, wouldn't he? But this is not about why you hate God, is it? Or is it? Has God failed to answer your prayers? Was not the gift of life good enough for you?

                            You are right, one expert could, here at Landover though we have thousands of experts to explain to you, over and over, how you are so terribly wrong. I really feel sorry you. You need to learn acceptance and not be so selfish. God sees your behavior and I am sure it displeases Him.

                            Why am I know surprised you have a thing for abos. I had only mentioned them as a showing of even the most deviated society in the world knows what God believes.
                            James Hutchins, I never said i hate God. I respect your faith, and I respect you as a person. But your respect for other people, are as worthy as nothing.
                            Please accept my apologies.
                            The only thing is getting your logic, when you say the Danes, only know rape and sodomy, its nothing near the truth. We respect Americans, and we deserve respect for being human beings.

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                            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by DanishAtheistScum View Post
                              blah blah blah
                              No!
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                I'm still trying to figure out where he got the 100 Billion people, considering there's only 6 billion on the planet. I doubt 100 billion people have even lived.
                                PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                                Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                                Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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