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  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
    Dear Denmark;

    Many of your citizens continue to write in to express their displeasure with this thread.


    Please note that the horse died some time ago.


    You are now down to individual horse molecules.



    Sincerely Yours,

    Handmaiden
    Why do you think we're displeased?
    Its pure made up facts by mr. Cranky Old Man. Thats why we're outrageous!


    Originally posted by awesomeness View Post
    I bet $5 that this message will have no influence on the Denmarkians, as i am sure that we will continue to see even more outraged Denmarkians showing up in this thread in particular.
    I bet 10, that you can't spell "Danes" correctly, since you never do.

    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
    Well they're not the smartest creatures going.
    We can only say that same about you, in these forums. Full of made up facts, threads about contries full of made up facts and wrong flags.
    Difference between contries(which some of you think are cities) you cant see, such as difference between Denmark and Netherlands.

    IF we're not smart creatures, then this forum(or most of americans) must be part of THE most stupid on the planet.
    its just plain facts
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    Originally posted by SouthernSandman View Post
    That goes without saying, dear BelieverinGod. Our Denmarkian friend has (I hope purposefully, but I doubt it) misspelled every single "it's" (using "its"), every "its" (using "it's"), and even INVENTED words (such as "corporating"). I have a really hard time understanding his broken English.

    Hey, Danish: would you please be so kind to use the spell check before hitting "post reply" ? I'm very interested in this thread, but your writing is giving me severe headaches and nose bleeds. Thank you !
    Instead of banging you head hardly against the screen, everytime you see my post, read them instead and understand.
    its just an option, if you find that hard, continue bang your head against the screen.

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    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by DanishBaptist View Post
      Why do you think we're displeased?
      Its pure made up facts by mr. Cranky Old Man. Thats why we're outrageous!



      I bet 10, that you can't spell "Danes" correctly, since you never do.
      Sure I can spell Dane just fine, but why do you care so much about a breed of dogs?


      We can only say that same about you, in these forums. Full of made up facts, threads about contries full of made up facts and wrong flags.
      Difference between contries(which some of you think are cities) you cant see, such as difference between Denmark and Netherlands.

      IF we're not smart creatures, then this forum(or most of americans) must be part of THE most stupid on the planet.
      its just plain facts
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      Oh, I see, so saying things about your country is bad and evil, but calling all Americans stupid is just fine. You're not even smart enough to realize that not everyone on this board is American. I believe you're even insulting some of your own countrymen.

      Instead of banging you head hardly against the screen, everytime you see my post, read them instead and understand.
      its just an option, if you find that hard, continue bang your head against the screen.
      Yep, cuz wez all dum redneks dat cant do nuttin. The reason he's getting a headache is because you people just won't give up.
      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by DanishBaptist View Post
        Why do you think we're displeased?
        Its pure made up facts by mr. Cranky Old Man. Thats why we're outrageous!



        I bet 10, that you can't spell "Danes" correctly, since you never do.


        We can only say that same about you, in these forums. Full of made up facts, threads about contries full of made up facts and wrong flags.
        Difference between contries(which some of you think are cities) you cant see, such as difference between Denmark and Netherlands.

        IF we're not smart creatures, then this forum(or most of americans) must be part of THE most stupid on the planet.
        its just plain facts
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        Instead of banging you head hardly against the screen, everytime you see my post, read them instead and understand.
        its just an option, if you find that hard, continue bang your head against the screen.
        Update: We have moved down the microscopic scale from individual horse molecules to the separate amino acids that are the building blocks of horse molecules.


        And I bet $15 dollars that this will continue on until we've entered the field of quantum physics.


        Predictingly Yours,

        Handmaiden
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

        Guns For God and the Economy

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        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
          Update: We have moved down the microscopic scale from individual horse molecules to the separate amino acids that are the building blocks of horse molecules.


          And I bet $15 dollars that this will continue on until we've entered the field of quantum physics.


          Predictingly Yours,

          Handmaiden
          Oh, I think it's going to continue until no remnant of the horse exists, no matter how small you go, we'll just have a big hole in the general shape of a horse.
          Drama queen

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          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
            Update: We have moved down the microscopic scale from individual horse molecules to the separate amino acids that are the building blocks of horse molecules.


            And I bet $15 dollars that this will continue on until we've entered the field of quantum physics.


            Predictingly Yours,

            Handmaiden
            Do "True Christians" believe in quantum physics? since is "untrue" scientific facts like gravity or "the world is not flat". Well gravity exist and so does the round and bally earth.

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            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by DanishBaptist View Post
              Do "True Christians" believe in quantum physics? since is "untrue" scientific facts like gravity or "the world is not flat". Well gravity exist and so does the round and bally earth.

              Well, at least we've diverted your attention from the flag fanaticism.


              Please, please, please, whoever and whatever you are, PLEASE read the Bible. There is so much there to occupy your mind. Granted, the sex parts are not as explicit as what you are used to on your Saturday morning kid's porn programing, but the violence ought to grab your attention, since you all love a fight so much.


              Expectantly Yours,

              Handmaiden
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by DanishBaptist View Post
                Why do you think we're displeased?
                Its pure made up facts by mr. Cranky Old Man. Thats why we're outrageous!
                Can you believe it? We have this guy worked up so much, that he, in the middle of his outrage, still have not realized that the show is long time over. The only audience left are those of us who are secretly laughing at his stupidity, as well as his idiotic attempt to continue a fight that he already lost a long time ago.


                Originally posted by DanishBaptist View Post
                I bet 10, that you can't spell "Danes" correctly, since you never do.
                Well, you lost your bet Mr. Danish.



                "Danes" was mentioned four times in this postcount in particular. Nonetheless, i still do not not understand why you would love to be referred to as a dog breed. Is that some kind of sick and twisted pleasure that is exclusive to Denmarkians only?


                Originally posted by DanishBaptist View Post
                Instead of banging you ( your ) head hardly against the screen, everytime you see my post (posts), read them instead and understand.
                its (It's) just an option, if you find that hard, continue bang you head ( continue to bang your head ) against the screen.
                First off, there isn't much to understand in your posts, apart from the fact that you obviously have a hard time using the correct grammar, as well as your broken English is giving the people around these boards a regular headache. Please, little Danish troll, go elsewhere to bother people. I am sure that Denmark is an exciting place to be, which logically explains why you are constantly seeking attention here, on an American board for Christians.

                I honestly wonder, if this guy is a one of a kind Denmarkian, otherwise the Winter Darkness Syndrome found in Denmark matches this guys behaviour perfectly.

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                • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by awesomeness View Post



                  Well, you lost your bet Mr. Danish.



                  "Danes" was mentioned four times in this postcount in particular. Nonetheless, i still do not not understand why you would love to be referred to as a dog breed. Is that some kind of sick and twisted pleasure that is exclusive to Denmarkians only?




                  First off, there isn't much to understand in your posts, apart from the fact that you obviously have a hard time using the correct grammar, as well as your broken English is giving the people around these boards a regular headache. Please, little Danish troll, go elsewhere to bother people. I am sure that Denmark is an exciting place to be, which logically explains why you are constantly seeking attention here, on an American board for Christians.

                  I honestly wonder, if this guy is a one of a kind Denmarkian, otherwise the Winter Darkness Syndrome found in Denmark matches this guys behaviour perfectly.
                  Mate, I suggest you open up a dictionary and look up the word "danes" there are some meanings of that word. Yes, indeed it means a certain race of a dog but it also means the people of Denmark. I am not joking, please, take a closer look and you will see that the word "denmarkians" are a word made up, a non existing word. Sorry.

                  And that you correct him on his bad grammar, spelling etc are in some ways good. But at least he tries, he is multilingual, or at least try to communicate.

                  As a non-anglophone person, I apologise if I made any errors when it concerns spelling, grammar and similar aspects.

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                  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by awesomeness View Post
                    Can you believe it? We have this guy worked up so much, that he, in the middle of his outrage, still have not realized that the show is long time over. The only audience left are those of us who are secretly laughing at his stupidity, as well as his idiotic attempt to continue a fight that he already lost a long time ago.
                    I can do nothing else than laugh, at your pathetic ignorancy. It's really funny, you should read your own posts!
                    I wish you could see it from my point of view.


                    Well, you lost your bet Mr. Danish.



                    "Danes" was mentioned four times in this postcount in particular. Nonetheless, i still do not not understand why you would love to be referred to as a dog breed. Is that some kind of sick and twisted pleasure that is exclusive to Denmarkians only?
                    Damnit I lost a bet. Well now you know what we're truly called, and Im happy you understand

                    First off, there isn't much to understand in your posts, apart from the fact that you obviously have a hard time using the correct grammar, as well as your broken English is giving the people around these boards a regular headache. Please, little Danish troll, go elsewhere to bother people. I am sure that Denmark is an exciting place to be, which logically explains why you are constantly seeking attention here, on an American board for Christians.

                    I honestly wonder, if this guy is a one of a kind Denmarkian, otherwise the Winter Darkness Syndrome found in Denmark matches this guys behaviour perfectly.
                    Im from Denmark, im better at Danish than I am at English. and "Denmarkian" is still the incorrect term. Ignorancy.

                    Winter Darkness Syndrome? its Winter Depression, and if I suffered of Winterdepression, i wouldn't be as Happy as I am
                    And by the way, your name is really sarcastic!

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                    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by DanishAtheistScum View Post
                      I can do nothing else than laugh, at your pathetic ignorancy. It's really funny, you should read your own posts!
                      I wish you could see it from my point of view.

                      Im from Denmark, im better at Danish than I am at English. and "Denmarkian" is still the incorrect term. Ignorancy.

                      Winter Darkness Syndrome? its Winter Depression, and if I suffered of Winterdepression, i wouldn't be as Happy as I am
                      And by the way, your name is really sarcastic!
                      We don't see things from your view because we don't do drugs. I am from Denmarkia and I know that 'Denmarkian' is a valid term and your failure to recognize this makes me suspect that you had a female english teacher.

                      1 Timothy 2:12
                      But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                      You speak of ignorancy but it is clear to everyone here that you are the one who don't know your KJV and therefore it is you who is ignorant!
                      To the atheists:

                      To the false christians:

                      Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

                      Hosea 13:16
                      Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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                      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by Johannes Kirkeholm View Post
                        We don't see things from your view because we don't do drugs. I am from Denmarkia and I know that 'Denmarkian' is a valid term and your failure to recognize this makes me suspect that you had a female english teacher.
                        Could you please show me a website that quote a dictionary were the word "Denmarkian" is a valid term?

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                        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by Apolloz View Post
                          Could you please show me a website that quote a dictionary were the word "Denmarkian" is a valid term?
                          I don't like watching pornography and that's why I don't visit other websites then this one and www.landoverbaptist.org
                          To the atheists:

                          To the false christians:

                          Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

                          Hosea 13:16
                          Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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                          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            You denmarkians amaze me. The entire free world as well as a few not so free places (like australia) all refer to the racist people of your country as denmarkians, those that reside in or come from denmark.
                            For example, I am from America and am an American.
                            I understand your American (not english) is fairly poor. I cannot fault you for that, I know you people do the best you can with your limited resources. But arguing aginst the Truth(c) is pointless. Put is this way, if 100 billion people call you denmarkians and 1 million denmarkians disagree, who, by default is correct? See son, it is like God and the Holy Bible.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              You denmarkians amaze me. The entire free world as well as a few not so free places (like australia) all refer to the racist people of your country as denmarkians, those that reside in or come from denmark.
                              For example, I am from America and am an American.
                              I understand your American (not english) is fairly poor. I cannot fault you for that, I know you people do the best you can with your limited resources. But arguing aginst the Truth© is pointless. Put is this way, if 100 billion people call you denmarkians and 1 million denmarkians disagree, who, by default is correct? See son, it is like God and the Holy Bible.
                              So if a 100 billion disagreed with god creating the world, who is correct?
                              That argument about being right or wrong is weak. 1 expert can outargument thousands of thousand people.
                              Limited resources? that we can argue too, as we argue on gods existence.

                              Your evidence is nothing, since i know australians address us as Danish(i know several austrailians)
                              We don't see things from your view because we don't do drugs. I am from Denmarkia and I know that 'Denmarkian' is a valid term and your failure to recognize this makes me suspect that you had a female english teacher
                              You're wrong, my english teacher is an American male, who address us as Danish. Not Denmarkians. Your Teacher should be educated.

                              You speak of ignorancy but it is clear to everyone here that you are the one who don't know your KJV and therefore it is you who is ignorant!
                              You should not speak of Ignorancy. Even Though I don't know the KJV, doesnt mean Im Ignorant. You only know of the KJV, and nothing else which makes you ignorant. I know plenty more.

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                              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by DanishAtheistScum View Post
                                So if a 100 billion disagreed with god creating the world, who is correct?
                                That argument about being right or wrong is weak. 1 expert can outargument thousands of thousand people.
                                Limited resources? that we can argue too, as we argue on gods existence.

                                Your evidence is nothing, since i know australians address us as Danish(i know several austrailians)

                                You're wrong, my english teacher is an American male, who address us as Danish. Not Denmarkians. Your Teacher should be educated.


                                You should not speak of Ignorancy. Even Though I don't know the KJV, doesnt mean Im Ignorant. You only know of the KJV, and nothing else which makes you ignorant. I know plenty more.
                                I have also met Australians and they adress us as Denmarkians as does everybody else. You need to stop lying and start repenting:

                                Revelations 21:8
                                But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

                                Your english teacher is probably a homer then.

                                If you don't know your KJV then you don't know anything worth knowing. God wrote the KJV and everything that is important to know is therefore in the Bible. You are an atheist so let me ask you this: If it was important to know about science wouldn't God had written about science in the Bible?
                                To the atheists:

                                To the false christians:

                                Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

                                Hosea 13:16
                                Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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