[Donkeykongdane]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

[QUOTE=Cranky Old Man;530669]I don't think I do, I know I do. But I have to admit it is an interesting phenomena that the inhabitants of Denmark do not know what their own flag looks like. My guess is that extremely bad Danish education is to blame for this.

I LOL'D when i read that! The danish education is not bad, as a matter of fact it's in top 10 in the world. Besides that, the american education is reaaaally poor. Not only does people obviously still believe in god, so you neglect the scientific progress happend in the past 120 years? I mean darwin had a point and many have followed his foodsteps eversince. The american society works like hell and the danish welfare is the most sophisticated in the world- what's your point old nuthead?

And when you mention rape I came to think of the church back in the days (15th century etc.) the priests raped little boys, and it's was widely known? lunatics

[Danish Dynamit]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums Dear Danish Dynamit,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Insulting God's favorite country
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HAHAHAHAHA YOU MUST BE JOKING, when you say: "Reason: Insulting God's favorite country". How can you proof that America is god's favorite country?

And thanks for deleting my post

[The redhaired VIKING]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Being danish, it embarrasses me to see how my compatriots are denying everything.
Cranky Old Man got all his facts right except for the flag-part. This is how the Danish flag look like:



The vikings might have been some pretty aggressive and careless guys, but you also have to bear in mind that they spent lots of time drinking mjød (that time's Budweiser I guess) and swimming naked in the ocean at winter time. This I think makes up for the fact that they raped innocent animals like donkeys, rabbits and camels, and is what makes them awesome from my point of view.

can you please get the flag right
know you are trying your best =)

[A_Hater/Fool]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

At Landover Babtist Church we only use the KJV1611 Holy Bible.

I just thought that every baptist read the same bible, as all protestant read the same bible and all Catholic read the same. Same with the Orthodox. Non the Christian directions have the same stuff in their bibles so baptist also have to read the same bible?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

No. You are not. You believe with all your heart that you are, but you are as hated as any pitiful rapist.

That you and others hate me only proves that I am Saved©! Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

1st John 3:9 - You think your a son of god? Blashpemi. Again. You are much to pridefull and you are one that will burn in hell.

You seem to be confusing a son of God, e.g. True Christians™, with The Son of God: Jesus Christ.

knepper dyr

Gesundheit. I will pray for your cold to disappear.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

sorry to say this, but are you a piffleing mormon ?

I am young and sharp, and I agree with everything that Cranky Old Man has said.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I just thought that every baptist read the same bible, as all protestant read the same bible and all Catholic read the same. Same with the Orthodox. Non the Christian directions have the same stuff in their bibles so baptist also have to read the same bible?

I do not know exactly which Baptist Churches follow the KJV1611 Holy Bible. I know for sure Landover Baptist Church does.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

No. You are not. You believe with all your heart that you are, but you are as hated as any pitiful rapist.

With the Love of Jesus and being blessed with living in the Greatest Country in the World, the United States, why would we care what some socialist nanny state like Denmark things about us?

We live in a gated community for a reason. To keep the haters out.

1st John 3:9 - You think your a son of god? Blashpemi. Again. You are much to pridefull and you are one that will burn in hell.

Did he say "son of God". No friend, he said he is born of God as in "born again". Try and putting aside your hate for once.

As for "burn in hell" your judgments are false, only Christ's judgment is the judgment I care about friend.

And "knepper dyr" .. Your a disgrace for my country and your one of those that bring down the general intelligance of man.

"The American has disgraced Denmark" is so foolish it doesn't even warrant a reply.

[The redhaired VIKING]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

That you and others hate me only proves that I am Saved©! Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

You seem to be confusing a son of God, e.g. True Christians™, with The Son of God: Jesus Christ.

Gesundheit. I will pray for your cold to disappear.

i have noted that you make every thing looks like you are right, your are twisting every thing we say.

[Donkeykongdane]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I love how you, Cranky old man consider yourself a true christian and saved just because is says so on this site for lunatics. It's as if I considered myself invincible just because I was level 80 in World Of Warcraft? Get real dummy. You are nothing than a lonely old man, still sad cuz the other kids made fun of your little wiener and people in the church don't love you, but love to hate you. The more mad man you are the more welcome you seem to be in church. Guess you get to feel better when you are not the most freaky person in church

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

i have noted that you make every thing looks like you are right, your are twisting every thing we say.

It doesn't just look like I am right, I am right! And it isn't my mistake most of what you Danish say is twisted.

[Daniel Nielsen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

With the Love of Jesus and being blessed with living in the Greatest Country in the World, the United States, why would we care what some socialist nanny state like Denmark things about us?

We live in a gated community for a reason. To keep the haters out.

Did he say "son of God". No friend, he said he is born of God as in "born again". Try and putting aside your hate for once.

As for "burn in hell" your judgments are false, only Christ's judgment is the judgment I care about friend.
"The American has disgraced Denmark" is so foolish it doesn't even warrant a reply.

Why would you care that God hated Denmark if we were so unimportant?
And you do realise that America is some of the most hating people in the world right? Your so thickheaded that you do not realise that most of the entire world hates you as well.
Wich is somehow entertaining you see. You hate others so much, you cannot see it. Atleast it makes us laugh at you.

Ah i see. Becouse that was totally what he ment ofcourse. Your as right as the power puff girls are evil.

And yet i have seen the old ass say multiple times that people will burn in hell wich you seem to care about. Quiet fun that he seems to be the messenger of time on this site. It's a pity.

[Donkeykongdane]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

@ Bobby-Joe
You just claim the statement isn't a reply warrant because you have nothing to say, proving your point. Besides that, you, the american baptists are not an inch better than the fanatic muslims you fight in the middle east

[A_Hater/Fool]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I do not know exactly which Baptist Churches follow the KJV1611 Holy Bible. I know for sure Landover Baptist Church does.

Why don'y you follow with time and start using the 21st Century King James Version? insted of being fundamentalistic

[Danish Dynamit]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

You say H.C Andersen is a pedophile, what about Michael Jackson!