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  • #3421
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by iwannabelive View Post
    A drunk carpenter made up a story about his dad to make him look cooler,
    and lookie here 2000 years later, and you lot are still dumb enough to belive it
    You think you're cool just because you come here with your godmocking
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    • #3422
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
      You think you're cool just because you come here with your godmocking
      I cant mock what isent there, can i?
      But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.

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      • #3423
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by ProudAndDanish View Post
        Im an Atheist, im only 17 and like a lot of other danes and teens from the rest of the world, I smoke, i drink, i have sex, i have tattoos, i have piercing and you know what? I LOVE IT !!

        Wow, you sure do like to boast about all of your accomplishments.

        BTW, said collection of "accomplishments" and the mass of high acheiving young people like yourself is one of the reasons that so many people seek refuge in the Bible and its social standards.

        The thought of a world filled with people like you and a future "run" by your type (if such a thing is even possible) makes them desperate for a guiding structure that promotes discipline and some form of deeper values.

        Thanks for making a Bible-based life look good.


        Observingly Yours,

        Handmaiden
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

        Guns For God and the Economy

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        • #3424
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by iwannabelive View Post
          I cant mock what isent there, can i?
          You do know that you go to hell homer?

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          • #3425
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by ProudAndDanish View Post
            Im danish, and seriously dude all that bullshit isnt even close to be true
            Being in denial does not mean you are right.

            you must all the super gay xD ... Im an Atheist, im only 17 and like a lot of other danes and teens from the rest of the world, I smoke, i drink, i have sex, i have tattoos, i have piercing and you know what? I LOVE IT !!
            This is why God hates Denmark. That you for showing this to the world.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #3426
              Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              New shocking facts about Denmark!

              God mocking lesbian Danish sluts sexually satisfy themselves with "dyke bikes" and Copenhagen proudly bills itself as the most dyke friendly city in the world!

              Half naked Danish bike dyke:
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • #3427
                Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Pippi Longstocking - Wikipedia
                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking


                I was reading the beginning of this thread and hope that at some point in its long existence, someone pointed out that Pippi Longstocking and her author are Danish, not Swedish.
                1 Corinthians 11:3
                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                • #3428
                  Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by august View Post
                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking

                  I was reading the beginning of this thread and hope that at some point in its long existence, someone pointed out that Pippi Longstocking and her author are Danish, not Swedish.
                  We have learned through study that the Lord hates Sweden even more than He hates Denmark, though only marginally so.
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • #3429
                    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    1. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
                    WTF??!!
                    1. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
                    And there I thought it was a swedish invention.
                    1. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
                    No, they are not. Rape is illegal there, actually Denmark is one of the greatest advocates of women's rights.

                    1. Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "hou shalt not steal."
                    Their GDP per capita is among the highest in Europe. Given their size, they have one of the strongest economies here.

                    1. God mocking lesbian Danish sluts sexually satisfy themselves with "dyke bikes" and Copenhagen proudly bills itself as the most dyke friendly city in the world! Romans 1:26-27 "... for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature ..."
                    I have a hard time figuring out what people here actually say ironically, mess up intentionally and unintentionally. Do you mean Kopenhagen is the most bikefriendly city in the world? Are you afraid they won't buy american cars anymore? Well, shit, nobody does. That;s why GM went bankrupt.
                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • #3430
                      Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Even your official tourism board is run by a bulldyke truck driver

                      'Truck Driving, Coffee Drinking Lesbian' Takes Over Sweden's Official Twitter Account
                      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/18/hanna-fange-lesbian-sweden-twitter-_n_1214444.html
                      'Truck Driving, Coffee Drinking Lesbian' Takes Over Sweden's Official Twitter Account


                      Hanna Fange, 'Truck Driving, Coffee Drinking Lesbian,' Takes Over Sweden's Official Twitter Account

                      As part of a new program run by the country's tourism board, Sweden is now turning over the official @Sweden Twitter account to a different citizen each week in an apparent effort to, as The New York Times notes, "sell the country by way of showcasing the diversity of its people’s thoughts and opinions."

                      Featured this week is Hanna Fange, who normally uses the Twitter handle @lastbilslesbian and describes herself as a "truck driving, coffee drinking lesbian" from Uppsala.

                      So far, Fange has touched on a variety of fascinating topics, from her personal family history to her thoughts on Sigourney Weaver's panties as prominently displayed in "Alien," to the fact that she gets "to see more penises than most of my straight female friends" while on the road.

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                      • #3431
                        Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by krunsch View Post
                        Do you mean Kopenhagen is the most bikefriendly city in the world?
                        It's Copenhagen, not Kopenhagen. Please get your facts straight before you post something!
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • #3432
                          Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          It's Copenhagen, not Kopenhagen. Please get your facts straight before you post something!
                          It does not surprise me that Demarkanians cannot spell. They spend all of their time locked away in their bomb proof bank vaults counting other people's money, smoking the reefer and watching hard core pornography with their children that they have little time of anything else.

                          Least of all following Jesus' statutes.

                          For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all. - James 2:10

                          YIC
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • #3433
                            Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            It's Copenhagen, not Kopenhagen. Please get your facts straight before you post something!
                            OK, in English the capital of Denmark is Copenhagen, Kopenhagen is the German term (I live in Germany.)

                            But you should adhere to your own words. Look here:

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                            The Danish flag is not the one appearing in your post. Or do you want to dismiss this as pornography, too?
                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • #3434
                              Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Oh, I just saw you posted this:

                              Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                              http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=54668
                              A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more!


                              I don't get you. According to you you should rape your daughter. Now again, according to you that's what Danish do. Why do you think they are doing wrong?

                              And besides, you are a retarded dumbass.\

                              Look what you wrote:

                              Let's take Judges 19:22-30 for example. Here someone has invited a friend and his whore into his house and suddenly several uninvited guests arrive who want to kill the friend. The friend is probably a Christian
                              You know this happened way before Jesus was born?

                              You don't know the bible. And that's a nogo here.
                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • #3435
                                Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by krunsch View Post
                                OK, in English the capital of Denmark is Copenhagen, Kopenhagen is the German term (I live in Germany.)

                                But you should adhere to your own words. Look here:

                                Page Not Found
                                http://denmark.dk/en/~/media/Denmark/Documents/Quick%20facts/Its%20All%20About%20Denmark.pdf
                                The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. Please try the following: If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. Go to the frontpage of this site. Use the browser Back butt ...


                                The Danish flag is not the one appearing in your post. Or do you want to dismiss this as pornography, too?
                                It may appear strange to you, but this site is in American only, not nazitalk. We are NOT nazis

                                As for the Danish flag, all these Scandinavian flags looks the same, it's a bit confusing at times, but I think this might be the right one:

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