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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #1

    We are NOT Nazis!

    There is a wetback retarded running around claiming that we are Nazis and that we even claim to be Nazis. That slander can not go unanswered, so I will give UNDENIABLE PROOF that we are NOT Nazis.

    - We are not America-hating racists like B. Hussein Obama.

    - We are not socialists. Nazis are National Socialists!

    - We never vote DEMONcrat.

    - We aren't atheists.

    - We aren't sodomites.

    - We know that the THEORY of evilution is a hoax, not to be taken seriously.

    - Hitler's slaughter of hundreds, possibly thousands of joos due to his embrace of Darwinism was shameful.

    - We base our lives on the Bible, not Mein Kampf!

    - We oppose Obamacare.

    - We oppose the FEMA death camps.

    - We know the REAL holocaust is abortion.

    - We love .

    - We speak American, not German.

    - Brown shirts on our menfolk isn't a flattering color.

    - We don't demonize our opponents, unlike the hateful rhetoric and name-calling that comes from DEMONcrats and LIEberals.

    So I hope that clear things up. We obviously aren't Nazis and anyone who claims we are is a nutjob.
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  • Jack Rankan
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2013
    • 144

    #2
    Re: We are NOT Nazis!

    Also, it should be noted, that Nazis were all gaysexuals. And they fornicated with animals. And let's not forget - Hitler was a vegan. No True Christian™ will ever be one of those. Ever.
    1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
    Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
    Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12903

      #3
      Re: We are NOT Nazis!

      Amen!
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Alphonse Alban
        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
         
        • Feb 2011
        • 5724

        #4
        Re: We are NOT Nazis!

        Amen! It's impossible that we even could be Nazis or racists in any way. I mean we do not hate Jesus because He is a fine white Republican, not unlike all those racists that come here and attack Him because they have problem with His skin color.

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        • dudemon223
          Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
          • Oct 2013
          • 83

          #5
          Re: We are NOT Nazis!

          Frankly since you apparently don't know who the nazis were you wouldn't know if you were or not. And frankly you're not as well educated or as well rounded as wwII nazis. You're really more like skin heads

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: We are NOT Nazis!

            Originally posted by dudemon223 View Post
            Frankly since you apparently don't know who the nazis were
            Feel free to enlighten us.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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            • Alphonse Alban
              Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
               
              • Feb 2011
              • 5724

              #7
              Re: We are NOT Nazis!

              Originally posted by dudemon223 View Post
              Frankly since you apparently don't know who the nazis were you wouldn't know if you were or not. And frankly you're not as well educated or as well rounded as wwII nazis. You're really more like skin heads
              Friend, it's again you who do not know who they were. As pointed out, even the name Nazi rules out the possibility of us being anything like them. Nazi comes from Grman word for national socialist, Nationalsozialismus. We are not socialists of any kind. You are welcome for this free lesson.

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              • dudemon223
                Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
                • Oct 2013
                • 83

                #8
                Re: We are NOT Nazis!

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                Feel free to enlighten us.
                A bio luminescent enima couldn't do that and frankly pointing out that nazis were expected to be highly educated, play at least one instrument and that hitler was a successful politician would be tantamount to speaking highly of nazis something which I and every other red blooded American, so not you people, abhors

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: We are NOT Nazis!

                  In other words, you have no idea. What a huge surprise.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12903

                    #10
                    Re: We are NOT Nazis!

                    Originally posted by dudemon223 View Post
                    A bio luminescent enima couldn't do that
                    A... WHAT?

                    Gay pervert alert!!!! He wants to give us enemas!!!!

                    and frankly pointing out that nazis were expected to be highly educated,
                    not the regular folks, just their leaders, sweetie.

                    play at least one instrument
                    ?

                    and that hitler was a successful politician would be tantamount to speaking highly of nazis something which I and every other red blooded American, so not you people, abhors
                    You want to claim that you're American? Please learn how to write properly. (That includes grammar and spelling).
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • dudemon223
                      Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
                      • Oct 2013
                      • 83

                      #11
                      Re: We are NOT Nazis!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                      In other words, you have no idea. What a huge surprise.
                      And once again proving hitler worship and illiteracy are apparently the same

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                      • Alphonse Alban
                        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                         
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 5724

                        #12
                        Re: We are NOT Nazis!

                        Originally posted by dudemon223 View Post
                        A bio luminescent enima couldn't do that and frankly pointing out that nazis were expected to be highly educated, play at least one instrument and that hitler was a successful politician would be tantamount to speaking highly of nazis something which I and every other red blooded American, so not you people, abhors
                        So you know as much about Nazis as you know about the word of God, next to nothing. I find this quite odd, since you must have few Nazi uncles or great uncles in your family. I mean, after the war Nazis were welcomed to South-America with open arms so there must be at least 2-3 token Nazi relatives in every messican families.

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                        • dudemon223
                          Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
                          • Oct 2013
                          • 83

                          #13
                          Re: We are NOT Nazis!

                          Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                          So you know as much about Nazis as you know about the word of God, next to nothing. I find this quite odd, since you must have few Nazi uncles or great uncles in your family. I mean, after the war Nazis were welcomed to South-America with open arms so there must be at least 2-3 token Nazi relatives in every messican families.
                          Frankly I'd be more happy if I was south american it would keep me from being the same race as your people. And for the love of God stop falsely claiming to be an apostle, and for that matter stop claiming to be a christian

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                          • Alphonse Alban
                            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                             
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 5724

                            #14
                            Re: We are NOT Nazis!

                            Originally posted by dudemon223 View Post
                            Frankly I'd be more happy if I was south american it would keep me from being the same race as your people. And for the love of God stop falsely claiming to be an apostle, and for that matter stop claiming to be a christian
                            Really? How do you explain your semi-illiterate wrings, surely American cannot be your native language. On the matter of apostles, we have gone this through already, remember when you were once again proven to know nothing about the scripture.

                            Friend, it is really good that Jesus made you come to this Godly forum. You need not only learn about His word, but about writing, history and social skills as well.

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                            • dudemon223
                              Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
                              • Oct 2013
                              • 83

                              #15
                              Re: We are NOT Nazis!

                              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                              Really? How do you explain your semi-illiterate wrings, surely American cannot be your native language. On the matter of apostles, we have gone this through already, remember when you were once again proven to know nothing about the scripture.

                              Friend, it is really good that Jesus made you come to this Godly forum. You need not only learn about His word, but about writing, history and social skills as well.
                              Well I'm not going to learn any of that by talking to you people and you proved nothing last time. And frankly American isn't my first language considering it is neither a language nor a dialect

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