[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I love you, Cranky old man

Thank you, but I am already happily married.

this site for lunatics

There are indeed a lot of lunatics on this site. But we made it easy to avoid them, just ignore everyone who is not a True Christian(tm)!

You are nothing than a lonely old man

I am not lonely at all. I have a great wife, 9 great sons and many great grandsons. We all love each other almost as much as we love Jesus. I also have some daughters, but I always forget how many. My wife knows though.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

You say H.C Andersen is a pedophile, what about Michael Jackson!

Not a Christian American.

[Danish Dynamit]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Kids! Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 3!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/PS3.htm

Here is what you need to do to get your free Play Station 3:

1. Tell Jesus that you hate your parents, and that you'd rather have Him for your Daddy. Ask Him to forgive your sins, and cover you with His blood (you'll see plenty of that splattered across your TV when you play your complimentary Grand Theft Auto 3 game!).
2. Find one of your Mom or Dad's credit cards (a blank check is even better!)
3. Call our church office and we will provide you with simple instructions on how to use your parents' credit card to charge a love offering over the phone. Don't worry if you can't find a credit card. We can teach you how to use one of your daddy's checks to do an automatic draft withdrawal (which will get you free shipping and an extra game disk!)

Please note: If your parents ask you where you got your new PlayStation 3, just tell them that your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, delivered it to you via the U.S. Postal Service in exchange for your soul.

Just shows how fucked up your church is!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Why would you care that God hated Denmark if we were so unimportant?

Because we love you and we want to save your souls.

[saxxoo]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I love how you, Cranky old man consider yourself a true christian and saved just because is says so on this site for lunatics. It's as if I considered myself invincible just because I was level 80 in World Of Warcraft? Get real dummy. You are nothing than a lonely old man, still sad cuz the other kids made fun of your little wiener and people in the church don't love you, but love to hate you. The more mad man you are the more welcome you seem to be in church. Guess you get to feel better when you are not the most freaky person in church

World of Warcraft is the work of Satan!

Blizzard the company behind, an infection spread worldwide with their seat in USA is nothing more than corrupting the everyday citizen of USA with their continuous work.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Why don'y you follow with time and start using the 21st Century King James Version? insted of being fundamentalistic

Because that version is not accurate. Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.

[A_Hater/Fool]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Funny how no one said any thing about the things i said about God playing with Denmark since he gave them their Christian flag (the oldest flag in the world) and made the do a crusade. Guess Mr. Old Man wasn’t able to crack that case.

[Daniel Nielsen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Because we love you and we want to save your souls.

I thought lying was a sin too, you senile, old fool. You love noone but yourself.

Oh and A_Hater. True words. True words. The senile one dosen't like truth all that much. He likes his little world of delusion.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Funny how no one said any thing about the things i said about God playing with Denmark since he gave them their Christian flag (the oldest flag in the world) and made the do a crusade. Guess Mr. Old Man wasn’t able to crack that case.

I migth have missed it in the many many messages there are today. But I assure you, you are wrong about this since what you tell here is not in the KJV1611 Holy Bible.

[The redhaired VIKING]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

It doesn't just look like I am right, I am right! And it isn't my mistake most of what you Danish say is twisted.

NO you are NOT right. you just like to quote the holy bible, and think you are right.
if i take you first post, there are several things wrong.
and i can't see how lego corrupt children, i would say it help them understand how things work, fx. how to build a house

[The Almigthy Danish]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Not a Christian American.

Luke 6:41 - Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?

Now - try to give your own country some attention, and leave the danes alone..
:-) Oh btw - you, and McCranky.. I can't go to Hell.. Because I don't believe in it, it doesn't exist and worst case, would be that it would be referred to as "The Landover Baptist Church"..

And - this "church" is fake.. Just look up their name in Wikipedia..

God does not exist
Hell does not exist
Heaven does not exist

Believing in others and one self, is the key to a happy life
You don't have to fear Hell - because living IS Hell.. Life is Hell

Fellow Danes - ignore these non-believers..
They are only wanking trolls, who love to "bringe pisset i kog hos os danskere"..
Så syntes bare vi burde forlade dette sted, og aldrig vende os om igen.. For disse mennesker kan ikke tales til fornuft, disse mennesker kan ikke redes.. I stedet bør vi som stolte Vikinger, fokuserer på vores pligt overfor hinanden, vores familier og vores egen fremgang

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I thought lying was a sin too, you senile, old fool.

Yes, it is a sin and no I am not lying.

You love noone but yourself.

No. I even love you and pray you will see the wrong of your ways before it is too late.

[Daniel Nielsen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I migth have missed it in the many many messages there are today. But I assure you, you are wrong about this since what you tell here is not in the KJV1611 Holy Bible.

This made me laugh out loud. That. Was just retarded. You are pathetic and you have to much faith in something that was created sooo many years ago. Things happend after the book was written and it has not been updated you fool.

Follow the time instead of trying to stay in the 1500th hundred.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

NO you are NOT right. you just like to quote the holy bible, and think you are right.
if i take you first post, there are several things wrong.
and i can't see how lego corrupt children, i would say it help them understand how things work, fx. how to build a house

Do any of you Danish "Christians" really know anything about The Bible? All you all have "you are wrong!" with no scripture. You can even pull out the traditional fuzzy John 3:16

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

NO you are NOT right. you just like to quote the holy bible, and think you are right.

I am quoting the word of God. God is always right. There is no higher truth than the contents of the KJV1611 Holy Bible.

if i take you first post, there are several things wrong

No.

and i can't see how lego corrupt children, i would say it help them understand how things work, fx. how to build a house

Did you click on the link about Lego I provided?