[Pim Pendergast]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

And the topic at hand is not Jesus, it's 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

As this is a Christian forum, Jesus/ God/ the Bible are always on topic.

1. What church do I attend: I try to avoid attending since I don't believe in God.

Try to avoid attending church? Do I detect an internal struggle?

2. How I found jesus: I haven't found Jesus since I'm not looking for him. If he one day chooses to reveal himself to me I will be all ears. And when he's done talking I will honestly tell him a thing or two about how I feel about him and his dads work. I DO hope it will work out though and we can share a beer afterwards. Honesty between friends are important. I'm a forgiving soul and I heard so is he so I guess we'll be fine. I just hope his argument skills amount to more than just telling me "Blah blah blah".

You could be waiting a long time if you're expecting God to reveal Himself to you. Why won't you seek Him?

Mat 7:7-8 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: for every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.

3. What is my favourite Bible verse: It's got to be Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

It's my favourite because it's in Pulp Fiction, one of my favourite movies and Samuel L. delivers it great!

That's a bastardized version of the passage. I take it you've never actually read the Bible?

Oh, and I'm also very fond of the 9th Commandment: Thou shalt not bear false witness. I can't always live by it, but reading through some of the rants about Denmark in this thread, I realize neither can't a lot of people in here. And since everyone in here is going to heaven, I guess so am I.

You might accuse us of bearing false witness, but the Bible tells us that if two people say something is true, then it is.

Jn 8:17 It is also written in your law, that the testimony of two men is true.

What Brother Cranky says about Denmark is supported by every True Christian™, so it's true.

[BadMutha]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Let's get back to the topic at hand -- Jesus. Make your way over to the introduction forum and tell us what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and how you found Jesus.

Ha ha! I love the way you quote me! It's both extremely funny and extremely sad. Funny because it's just funny and sad because you're grown man allegedly with a PHD.

And the topic at hand is not Jesus, it's 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Anyway I will answer your questions.

1. What church do I attend: I try to avoid attending since I don't believe in God.

2. How I found jesus: I haven't found Jesus since I'm not looking for him. If he one day chooses to reveal himself to me I will be all ears. And when he's done talking I will honestly tell him a thing or two about how I feel about him and his dads work. I DO hope it will work out though and we can share a beer afterwards. Honesty between friends are important. I'm a forgiving soul and I heard so is he so I guess we'll be fine. I just hope his argument skills amount to more than just telling me "Blah blah blah".

3. What is my favourite Bible verse: It's got to be Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

It's my favourite because it's in Pulp Fiction, one of my favourite movies and Samuel L. delivers it great!


Oh, and I'm also very fond of the 9th Commandment: Thou shalt not bear false witness. I can't always live by it, but reading through some of the rants about Denmark in this thread, I realize neither can't a lot of people in here. And since everyone in here is going to heaven, I guess so am I.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

blah blah blah

Let's get back to the topic at hand -- Jesus. Make your way over to the introduction forum and tell us what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and how you found Jesus.

[BadMutha]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

The problem with you danes is that you have very little historical knowledge. You should know that until some years ago Scandinavia was part of the Soviet sphere. When communism collapsed, the soviet leaders in Scandinavia were disposed of, boundary stones between Denmark and Finland were displaced, your countries plunged in total chaos. In that time (until approximately 2010) state flags may have changed back and forth without every villager or seaman becoming aware of it.

Get some history lessons and don't be so arrogant. Realize that you don't know everything

I will get history lessons when you get geography lessons. Denmark and Finland are nowhere near neighbours so how could we have displaced boundary stones. You do know that Scandinavia is not a country right? It's actually only an expression describing a region in Northern Europe. We are composed of three countrys, Norway, Sweden and Denmark, each with different governments, languages, flags and cultures. We were never a part of the soviet and actually fought for the eastern european countries that wanted independence from the soviet regime. I'm 35, which means I was alive and well when the Berlin wall fell in 1989 together with the USSR and there was never total chaos in Denmark. I would've known since I live in the capital city and have so my entire life.

[BadMutha]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Why are you posting pornography on God's Favorite Forum, son?

Denmark is full of relgious cults and weirdos who live off of and thrive off of seducing young women into their superstitious lasciviousness.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ole_Nydahl

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/richmond-ky/T5EBL6OJS1R2UFUNC

http://diamondwaytruths.blogspot.com/

First of all, it was lewd content as the moderator so elegantly puts it in BIG SHINY RED LETTERS! It was a video from youtube from a soccer match from 92 showing danish fans praising danish fags. All this I also wrote in my own description of the video, which was also correctly removed by the moderator. That's all. Now I know Americans don't especially like soccer and that you prefer American Football, which I also like, but to go as far as calling it lewd, I don't know.

Second of all. Yes we do have religious cults in Denmark, more than any other country, and to say Denmark is full of them is accurate. We have at least 30 or 40 in the entire country and they are all smiled upon by the general populice. Anyway it's pretty strong words considering you come from a country who has only one True® religion and the highest rating in the world of mass suicides or killings related to false religious cults.

By the way, there must be at least 120 reasons god hates Denmark, since we also allow abortion?

[Ex-soccer player]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

What!? Are you telling me I don't know my own flag? I've been around since 1977 and I can at least verify that our flag has been the same since then.

The problem with you danes is that you have very little historical knowledge. You should know that until some years ago Scandinavia was part of the Soviet sphere. When communism collapsed, the soviet leaders in Scandinavia were disposed of, boundary stones between Denmark and Finland were displaced, your countries plunged in total chaos. In that time (until approximately 2010) state flags may have changed back and forth without every villager or seaman becoming aware of it.

Get some history lessons and don't be so arrogant. Realize that you don't know everything

These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren. - Proverbs 6:16-19

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

What!? Are you telling me I don't know my own flag?

What else can we think?

Here is a video.
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Now that right there! There's another reason why God hates Denmark.

Cranky Old Man, is not research. It's just repeating the same lies told by a drunken and obviously ignorant, old fool.

Cranky Old Man father was far from ignorant.

[Chester Longshire]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

What!? Are you telling me I don't know my own flag? I've been around since 1977 and I can at least verify that our flag has been the same since then.

Here is a video.


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Please do some research before making statements like that. Or do you completely avoid research as it would undermine your hateful lies?


Oh, and having your father draw you a map with flags on, as is apparently the case with Cranky Old Man, is not research. It's just repeating the same lies told by a drunken and obviously ignorant, old fool.

Why are you posting pornography on God's Favorite Forum, son?

Denmark is full of relgious cults and weirdos who live off of and thrive off of seducing young women into their superstitious lasciviousness.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ole_Nydahl

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/richmond-ky/T5EBL6OJS1R2UFUNC

http://diamondwaytruths.blogspot.com/

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hi, and welcome to our forums! Please don't post pornographic videos, as this is a family friendly website. Because you're new here, I thought I'd let you know that you can read all kinds of helpful information on this thread for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE. In the meantime, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly!

[BadMutha]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Please note that this thread was started in 2010. The danes may have changed their flag since then. The history of Scandinavia is the history of territorial disputes Parts of today's Denmark may have belonged to Finland back in 2010. Some say this, some say that. Nobody knows for sure. So please don't be an arrogant know-it-all jerk.

What!? Are you telling me I don't know my own flag? I've been around since 1977 and I can at least verify that our flag has been the same since then.

Here is a video.


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Please do some research before making statements like that. Or do you completely avoid research as it would undermine your hateful lies?


Oh, and having your father draw you a map with flags on, as is apparently the case with Cranky Old Man, is not research. It's just repeating the same lies told by a drunken and obviously ignorant, old fool.

[ChristianCaucasian]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_atheism

I believe there is a God is answered only by 28% of Danes, and it doesn't differentiate between GOD and Allah, so the figure is probably much lower.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Many say that even the danes have trouble understanding each other, but this is mainly due to their habit to spend all of their money in systembolaget Also, they are generally not among the brightest bulbs in the box

The Swedish and the danish language are very similar. Swedes can understand danish (and vice versa) without much effort. I once talked to a swede and he told me so. He works in Oslo so it's first hand knowledge.

Those Scandinavians are sure stupid, they can understand each others but still calls it languages, kind like someone claiming to speak Iowan or New Yorkian

[Ex-soccer player]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

So you claim that there is absolutely no people who speaks Swedish in Denmark? Your "languages" up there in the frozen north and the snowy mountains of Denmark are still just dialects of the Scandinavian language, for Americans like me there is no difference.

Many say that even the danes have trouble understanding each other, but this is mainly due to their habit to spend all of their money in systembolaget Also, they are generally not among the brightest bulbs in the box

The Swedish and the danish language are very similar. Swedes can understand danish (and vice versa) without much effort. I once talked to a swede and he told me so. He works in Oslo so it's first hand knowledge.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

They speak Swedish in this video..

So you claim that there is absolutely no people who speaks Swedish in Denmark? Your "languages" up there in the frozen north and the snowy mountains of Denmark are still just dialects of the Scandinavian language, for Americans like me there is no difference.

[Ex-soccer player]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Since you apparently go to great lengths to put false information in every single line you write. I feel sorry for you, you think you serve Jesus and God, but in fact you are using them as an excuse to hate on people that you don't agree with.

The problem is you danes are lied to by your socialist government all the time. Every little thing in your country is controlled by big government. The school, the television, even the church. They all want to keep you away from the truth. The teachers tell you that the earth is five billion years old, the newscasters tell you silly fairy tales about your flag, and your pot-smoking priests tell you that Jesus is "ok with gay".

The facts presented in this forum are gathered from reliable and independent sources. It's you who has been lied to his entire life