[Thomas Taylor]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Swedes live in Sweden, Danes live in Denmark. anyways why is it you hate Denmark this much?

So, you're claiming that dogs live in denmark?

The only danes I know of are great danes and they are dogs.

Anyway, swedes, danes, same same.

[FrankLennartsson]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Got it in one, bub, it is a damned hellhole filled with talking vegetables called swedes.

Swedes live in Sweden, Danes live in Denmark. anyways why is it you hate Denmark this much?

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I am not saying that Denmark is a Holy place

Got it in one, bub, it is a damned hellhole filled with talking vegetables called swedes.

[FrankLennartsson]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
3. The Danish Prime Minister was Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
9. Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "hou shalt not steal."
10. According to the Danish newspaper "B.T.", Hans Christian Andersen wrote fairy tales about raping little boys! The longer one looks at Denmark, the more depraved it turns out to be! 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "... He that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body ..."
11. God mocking lesbian Danish sluts sexually satisfy themselves with "dyke bikes" and Copenhagen proudly bills itself as the most dyke friendly city in the world! Romans 1:26-27 "... for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature ..."

All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

First of, the Danish flag, called "Dannebrog" is a red flag with a white Scandinavian cross that extended to the very edges, the white represent strength and the white is for courage.

1. Rape comes from the Latin word Rapere, which means "to seize or take by force" and was not invented by any said country, as there is no real evidence as to where it originated from. And the Danish word for rape is "voldtægt" and is heavily punishable in Denmark. there is 6.4 rapist out of a 100.000 people in Denmark, compared to USA where the number is 29 out of 100.000 from that you are free to conclude if Denmark is as bad as you make it out to me (source: wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_statistics)
2. I am not sure where you got this idea from, but again, there is no evidence to prove this theory, so i got no further comment on this.
3. The Prime minister Anders Fogh Rasmussen and the bike rider Michael Rasmussen isn't related, and therefore i don't get the point of this statement, however i can say that the majority of bike rider is tour de france have been cheating, including Michael Rasmussen, whom is now nicknamed "The Chicken".
4. I'm not sure what your point is to this one, many people have wrote far worse stories, and after all they are just stories, no harm no foul. Don't read them if you dislike them.
5. Lego was Invented by a Dane, i can't confirm that he did it to corrupt kids. I'm pretty sure he invented it to make kids be creative, i don't see how you can make lego a sinful act.
6. Pippi Longstocking, was invented by a Swedish author named Astrid Lindgren, who lived her entire life in sweden and isn't related to Denmark. (Source: wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking)
7. There is no such Television shows in Denmark, so there is nothing to comment on here unless you find me some more information about this.
8. Danish Homosexual couples are allowed to adopt children, yes. However they are not allowed to rape them, and i wonder where you heard that from.
9. Danish car taxes are high, to try and prevent the rapid consumption of gasoline, which is a limited resource. However we are far from the poorest country in Europe, look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Denmark for more information.
10. Never heard of this story, and even if its true, why would 1 writer that died along time ago have anything to do with the rest of the population, now you are generalizing us.
11. Wait what..? i don't even know where you got "Lesbian", "Slut" and "Dyke" into this.


I am not saying that Denmark is a Holy place, because i don't know a single country without flaws, but none of the above statements are true, beside from the fact the part with high taxes on cars, which by the way, don't affect our economy.

I don't believe that god wanted anyone to hate each other due to the birthplace, belief or color, i do not hate you for your post, but please don't spread false information around, that i beg of you.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

So what you are saying is "All True Christian™ is posinous snakes that lies about everything and prays to a false God" ?

(Scripture or it didn't happen)™.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

So what you are saying is "All True Christian™ is posinous snakes that lies about everything and prays to a false God" ?

Hello Holyprayer.

That is not what she said what she said is:

That's easy to avoid! Just ignore everything that is not posted by a True Christian™!

If you use the quote function you do not even have to try and remember things it is right there for you even I can use it and I have some challenges mostly my fault also a boat.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. Poisonous.

[Holyprayer]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

That's easy to avoid! Just ignore everything that is not posted by a True Christian™!

So what you are saying is "All True Christian™ is posinous snakes that lies about everything and prays to a false God" ?

[Felicity]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

The issue here is none of you have your facts right.

That's easy to avoid! Just ignore everything that is not posted by a True Christian(tm)!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

The image you posted is from a show "little britain" which were produced in england obviously. check the link.

The Vikings went to Britain to rape the women there over and over again, so there is no real difference between Brits and Danes. All of them are Hellbound Eurotrash.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

The issue here is none of you have your facts right.

The image you posted is from a show "little britain" which were produced in england obviously. check the link.

And on that sidenote USA made a replica of little britain, called Little Britain USA So USA must be very rotten i belive, i have never been there and i will never go. USA is all about hookers, gambling and getting drunk. In USA they have strip clubs called Hookers for Jesus

Now if that is not mocking our lord and saviour then i dont know what, this is one of the many reasons why God despite USA, both its forsaken people and unholy ground.

Please go to the Introduction sub forum and introduce your self.

YIC

[Holyprayer]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Wasn't God who said there is something rotten in Denmark? Or perhaps it was Hamlet.

The issue here is none of you have your facts right.

The image you posted is from a show "little britain" which were produced in england obviously. check the link.

And on that sidenote USA made a replica of little britain, called Little Britain USA So USA must be very rotten i belive, i have never been there and i will never go. USA is all about hookers, gambling and getting drunk. In USA they have strip clubs called Hookers for Jesus

Now if that is not mocking our lord and saviour then i dont know what, this is one of the many reasons why God despite USA, both its forsaken people and unholy ground.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Blasphemy Cranky Old Man! You have the tongue of the devil speaking bad about Gods most precious country!...

No foul-mouthed heathen, it is you that speak with the tongue of the devil with your blatant disrespect of one of our Church Elders.

If I were you, I would compose a sincere 500 word apology, and post it to show your sorrow for having been such a fool.

[Roberta]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Wasn't God who said there is something rotten in Denmark? Or perhaps it was Hamlet.

[Holyprayer]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Blasphemy Cranky Old Man! You have the tongue of the devil speaking bad about Gods most precious country!

God send The flag to Denmark back in 1500. God send it from heaven after Denmark won a big battle.

This is how the real danish flag looks

I'm a true Christian from Denmark, and i am proud of being on the most holy place on earth - Gods country!

[krunsch]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Coming right up.

Thanks