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  • #646
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by God_is_genuine View Post
    Cranky Old Man. You are a sad, sad person that can't do anything that blame others. If all christians are like you, you are the ones that are going to rot in hell

    You racist bastards should all go obsenity towards God removed <3
    I hope you don;t kiss your mother with that mouth.
    sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
    Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
    Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
    Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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    • #647
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      I'm danish!! Proud to be!! And i'm not religious in any kind of way.. I believe in myself and in love!!
      I write this not to mock any of you or your beliefs!! But it saddens me that respectful grown up people have a discussion like this.. Most of you act like you were 6 years old..
      That said I have to try and correct some of your statements.....

      First of all: the danish flag is a red background with a laid down cross on it...

      1. We might have or might not have 'invented' rape.. There aren't really any proof of that.. But i'm pretty sure it was 'invented' long before the vikings ever existed....

      2. Denmark is no driving force of any global warming hoax.. We simply hosted the COP15 meeting where some of the greatest countries discussed the climate changes.. We didn't provide any free whores, the whores as individuals said that they would give a discount to any of the participants of the COP15 meeting.. The only thing Denmark provided was food and shelter....

      3. No danish prime minister have ever participated in Tour de France!! You arn mistaking him with Michael Rasmussen who in fact cheated is Tour de France... At least so it is said...

      4. H C Andersen actually wrote some pretty good stories.. For example The Ugly Duckling which is about growing and accepting who you are and not caring about what other people think of you, because deep inside you know who and what you are!!

      5. Lego was invented as a tool for children and their parents to develope childrens logic sense.. Not to corrupt anyone!!

      6. We didn't invent Pippi.. Astrid lindgren did.. Astrid Lindgren is swedish, therefore Pippi must be swedish.. And is the TV series Pippi is talking swedish.... That must be proof enough!!

      7. Danish TV doesn't show anything like that! We have a normal well-functioning broadcasting just like many other countries all over the world... (Although we have a lot of reruns)

      8. Danish gay couples are in fact allowed to adopt children... And to get married is the mayors office.. But noone, and i mean NOONE is allowed to commit rape i Denmark...!

      Hope this clears things up a little... And if you really want to discuss this subject with me, please try to do it in a sober tone of voice!! Noone likes namecalling and premature behavior...

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      • #648
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by God_is_genuine View Post
        . . . you are the ones that are going to rot in hell

        You racist bastards should all go suck gods cock <3

        So, you seem to accept the notion the hell actually exists -- and then you mock the God who would send you there with a rude, unseemly suggestion.


        Your math doesn't add up.



        Sincerely Yours,

        Handmaiden

        p.s. The smiley face is a nice touch. Very original.
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

        Guns For God and the Economy

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        • #649
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Well... First I want to say that I know this site is a divine revelation.

          Second I want to say that I hope non of you are real Christians. Before I just didn't care about religion, now I really hate people taking about it. Just because I read all this nonsense. I really hope all you believers will die in pain. I don't care if you are a Christian or what the hell you are. I'm just tired of people believe in something like religion. YOU MADE ME FEEL THIS WAY! Still I know this is a divine revelation! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! The more I read the more I want to cut of your fingers and dance a little dance with a funny hat on...
          What the piffle am I doing. You don't care! You just write some crazy shit as a quote to my post. Please don't! The thing I really want to say, and maybe did...
          YOU, all you guy on this forum made me HATE religion, priests, babtists, jesus or god! I don't care if you are black or white. Just spare everyone for this kind of shit! As I said earlier, I hope NON of you are real Christians, you don't deserve it!

          By the way, burn in hell or suck cock in heaven? I choose the one with the flames! - Mean Obscenities crossed out - Very Naughty! - Admin

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          • #650
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            =Mister B;531682]
            Deleted all the other crap, you are wrong we a right!


            8. Danish gay couples are in fact allowed to adopt children... And to get married is the mayors office.. But noone, and i mean NOONE is allowed to commit rape i Denmark...!
            Look at it like this. God hates homersexurals. God did not intend for Homersexurals to have children, or they would be able to procreate!
            homersexurals= Pedophiles = child molesters= rape of children!

            Why are you so cruel to the children, do you want them to be butt raped? Homersexurals can not control their deviant ways. They all just want to hump any thing or anyone!
            Why do you hate Jesus?



            Hope this clears things up a little... And if you really want to discuss this subject with me, please try to do it in a sober tone of voice!! Noone likes namecalling and premature behavior...
            Who is calling you a name?
            PS God likes people who can spell, or at least separate two words.

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            • #651
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by Nesnah Kirederf View Post
              Well... First I want to say that I know this site is a divine revelation.

              Second I want to say that I hope non of you are real Christians. Before I just didn't care about religion, now I really hate people taking about it. Just because I read all this nonsense. I really hope all you believers will die in pain. I don't care if you are a Christian or what the hell you are. I'm just tired of people believe in something like religion. YOU MADE ME FEEL THIS WAY! <<rest of the silly ranting deleted>>

              YOU, all you guy on this forum made me HATE religion, priests, babtists, jesus or god! I don't care if you are black or white. Just spare everyone for this kind of shit! As I said earlier, I hope NON of you are real Christians, you don't deserve it!

              By the way, burn in hell or suck cock in heaven? I choose the one with the flames!
              Well first I would like to point out that nobody can make you feel anyway about anything. Your emotions come from inside of you.

              You do realize that Jesus could cure you of all of that anger. I fear for those physically around you. Please stop kicking your dog or beat your children/siblings out of anger.

              Why do you hope that we're not True Christians(TM)? Do you want us to go to hell? Because we don't want you to go to hell. Please accept Jesus into your life and start reading the KJV Bible. Please save yourself from the gaping jaws of hell.

              Turn or burn
              Drama queen

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              • #652
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by Nesnah Kirederf View Post
                Well... First I want to say that I know this site is a divine revelation.
                We are always encouraged to read that!

                Second I want to say that I hope non of you are real Christians. Before I just didn't care about religion, now I really hate people taking about it. Just because I read all this nonsense.
                We're not exactly talking about it. We're posting. That means if you don't like the subject matter, you can stop reading! It's not like you're stuck sitting next to us on a bus.

                I really hope all you believers will die in pain.
                Always a lovely thought.

                I don't care if you are a Christian or what the hell you are. I'm just tired of people believe in something like religion. YOU MADE ME FEEL THIS WAY! Still I know this is a divine revelation! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
                For someone who claims not to care, you certainly seem excitable on the subject.

                No one other than yourself is responsible for your feelings. If you're having a divine revelation, look around for a burning bush.

                As for not being able to take it anymore-- President Truman said it best:

                "If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen."

                The more I read the more I want to cut of your fingers and dance a little dance with a funny hat on...
                Again, such lovely, genteel sentiments.

                What the piffle am I doing. You don't care! You just write some crazy shit as a quote to my post. Please don't!
                Sorry. If you don't want it quoted, don't write it.

                The thing I really want to say, and maybe did...
                YOU, all you guy on this forum made me HATE religion, priests, babtists, jesus or god!
                Hate is a damaging emotion. Good luck with that.

                I don't care if you are black or white.
                Of course, we're white. Can't you tell by our self-satisfied superiority-complex?

                Just spare everyone for this kind of shit!
                Spare yourself. Stop logging on. No body is holding a gun to your head. (Unless you are sending a coded message asking us to call the police?)

                Thinking is stressful. Have a glass of wine, listen to some Mozart, leaf through a KJV Bible. Feel your eyes sinking closed at the complexly worded prose . . . ah, relief. No thinking needed.

                As I said earlier, I hope NON of you are real Christians, you don't deserve it!
                No one DESERVES to be a Christian. That's the whole point of the belief system.

                By the way, burn in hell or suck cock in heaven? I choose the one with the flames!
                Now is that any way to speak to your future fellow believers?

                I have a good feeling about you, dear! Once you get past your anger at Jesus, you'll be ready to join us in our celebration of truth.

                (I am just so excited! You've made my day!)

                Soothingly Yours,

                Handmaiden
                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                Guns For God and the Economy

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                • #653
                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  God is well known for favoring the Israelites with lands that were occupied by godless tribes. In fact God has a habit of dispossessing heathens, God-Mockers, Catholics, etc.

                  Here we see what He, in His Mercy and Wisdom, has done to Denmark:

                  Gents.

                  Denmark still ownes Greenland, the fareos and island.

                  Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                  I can't see any difference.

                  Are you colour blind, the Danish flag is red and white, the other is blue and white!!!!!!

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                  • #654
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by Inspirer
                    Gents.

                    Denmark still ownes Greenland, the fareos and island.
                    Congratulations? I suppose that is something.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                    • #655
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by Inspirer View Post
                      Gents.

                      Denmark still ownes Greenland, the fareos and island.




                      Are you colour blind, the Danish flag is red and white, the other is blue and white!!!!!!
                      No kidding. No one has mentioned that yet...
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                      • #656
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        This is the best entertaining i had in a long time!
                        Some of you guys, seriously have some issues to work on.

                        Im Danish, and im damn proud of it!
                        Do you realy, seriously think all danes support the danish gouverment?
                        well, about.. 40-50% dont support the danish gouverment.

                        Gays are allowed to adopt childrens?
                        Yeah, a big mistake. - I dont like gays, not becourse "God" says it's a sin, but because i think it's unnatural.

                        "Old Cranky Man" dont even know what he's talking about.
                        how in the name, of you're sweet lord jesus can Lego "corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior"

                        It's plastic...
                        How can plastic be the cause to a sinful behavior?
                        It's must be all the different colors

                        Actually the "main religion" in Denmark is Christianity
                        When i think about it, i cant figure out why. you guys got some seriously issues.

                        Im gonna hang around, because this shit is fucking hillariouse
                        Btw... i just came home from a girl that i fucked - She's not my girlfriend og wife.. i feel so unholy!

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                        • #657
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by Once banned View Post
                          Btw... i just came home from a girl that i piffleed - She's not my girlfriend og wife.. i feel so unholy!
                          She must have been some girl to have caused you to race home and register for a Baptist web forum. The Spirit of Jesus is truly magnificent!
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #658
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                            And what is that supposed to mean?




                            You claim to be Danish but yet you don't know how your own flag looks like?

                            You can't be serious.

                            "Pippi" sounds pretty Danish to me. Why are you trying to hide your shame by blaming it on the Swedish people? Why do you hate Jesus so much?
                            And YES I'M DANISH, and I have A right to defend my self from these outrageous accusations against my people and MY country.

                            As a last comment, that all Danes are convicted serial rapists, well it takes one to know one!!!!

                            WTF: Pippi was a carecter in a book fro Astrid Lindgren, and she is/was Swedish, try to google "Pippi Langstrømpe".

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                            • #659
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              Congratulations? I suppose that is something.

                              Yes it do, and before you so called Christians start to blame a country, that you obviously no NOTHING about, well get your facts strait, that cant be too difficult. Especially for the “selected” people as you self.

                              Jesus F….. Christ

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                              • #660
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                She must have been some girl to have caused you to race home and register for a Baptist web forum. The Spirit of Jesus is truly magnificent!
                                Not Realy.
                                Was looking at a torrent forum, and saw a post called "Gud hader (Åbenbart) Danmark

                                Translated:
                                God hates (apparently) Denmark.
                                I couldnt help it, i just had to post something!

                                By the way..
                                What do you think you're teenage daughter doing right now, this moment.
                                Wanna know? She's blowing a dude in his pickup truck.
                                Damn i feel sorry for you "hardcore christians" peoples childrens.
                                you're piffleing them up, for sure!

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