[FadedOne]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

ok, let's start off at the beginning.

1. the flag:

I didn't know that. Interesting to know how the Danish flag with that proud blue cross got designed.

wrong, the danish flag is Red, with a White cross. the flag you talk about(and posted in your initial post) is the finnish flag


2.

The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped!

there is more than 1 error in this section.

A.

The Danes invented rape!

wrong. rape goes back to before vikings were ever around.

The word rape itself originates from the Latin verb rapere: to seize or take by force. The word originally had no sexual connotation and is still used generically in English. The history of rape, and the alterations of its meaning, is quite complex. In Roman law, rape was classified as a form of crimen vis, "crime of assault." Unlike theft or robbery, rape was termed a "public wrong" iniuria publica as opposed to a "private wrong" iniuria privita. Augustus Caesar enacted reforms for the crime of rape under the assault statute Lex Iulia de vi publica, which bears his family name, Iulia. It was under this statute rather than the adultery statute of Lex Iulia de adulteriis that Rome prosecuted this crime. Emperor Justinian confirmed the continued use of the statute to prosecute rape during the 6th century in the Eastern Roman Empire. By late antiquity, the general term raptus had referred to abduction, elopement, robbery, or rape in its modern meaning. Confusion over the term led ecclesial commentators on the law to differentiate it into raptus seductionis (elopement without parental consent) and raptus violentiae (ravishment). Both of these forms of raptus had a civil penalty and possible excommunication for the family and village receiving the abducted woman, although raptus violentiae also incurred punishments of mutilation or death.

B.

The Danish word for rapist is "viking".

again, wrong. the danish word for rape is "voldtægt"

3.

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country

Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax.

hmm... contradicting yourself a bit here? is denmark insignificant, or is it influential enough to be the driving force of something as globally accepted as the world climate movement?

4.

The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France!

again... wrong. the Tour de France competitor that cheated was danish bicycle racer Michael Rasmussen. no danish Prime Minister has ever participated in Tour de France. please gets your facts straight.

5.

The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever.

guess what? wrong again.
A.

Pippi Longstocking (Swedish Pippi Långstrump) is a real character in a series of children's books by Swedish author Astrid Lindgren

B. Pippi Långstrump is the swedish name, Pippi Langstrømpe is the danish name. you seem to have a recurring problem with facts.

6.

Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children.

wrong again(this is becoming a habit...) there has been atleast 2 or 3 people providing correct translations of the program list, simply re-read the thread to find those.

7.

Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children!

they are allowed to adopt, yes. however, rape is a felony in denmark as well as the rest of the world.

It is your government, you elected them. So if they mess up you will go to Hell!

that would mean that you are responsible for all the things Bush did? i'm grateful i don't live in america then

Is everyone in Denmark called Rasmussen? Here in America people have different names, which is a lot less confusing

yeah, in denmark everyone is called Rasmussen, just like in america everyone is called Smith

it's about 4 or 5 thousand year that the earth have excisted

try 4 or 5 billion years.

I was being sarcastic you mormon.

mormons are actually(most of them) quite nice people, prejudice like that from people like you, is among the things that give danish people a bad name. idiot.





to finish things up, i have to say that i'm deeply impressed

this site is doing more to discredit religion than the american atheist organisation has managed in the past 10 years.

i'm a bit curious though, on how many of you are actually christians, and how many of you are simply pretending in order to show how ridicules religious people can actually be. i guess i'll never find out though.


if you want some help though, you can send me an email and i'd be glad to assist

[Repentent Dane]

A thank you

I wanted to thank you all for taking the Danes to task for their transgressions against the Lord. Some of us have been trying to pick at the splinters in our countrymen's eyes, but are often left frustrated with the tendency to handwave and explain away the depravity. The staunch assault mounted here has lifted my spirits and inspired my to redouble my efforts to save who can be saved -- and to condemn those who persist in rejecting the love of our Saviour.

For this, I cannot thank you enough.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

what about we nuke america.. they are responsible for ALL rapes in the whole world because of your violent movies and bla bla bla.. America is satan

You letting a wet fart in a paper bag is not a nuclear weapon.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A thank you

I wanted to thank you all for taking the Danes to task for their transgressions against the Lord. Some of us have been trying to pick at the splinters in our countrymen's eyes, but are often left frustrated with the tendency to handwave and explain away the depravity. The staunch assault mounted here has lifted my spirits and inspired my to redouble my efforts to save who can be saved -- and to condemn those who persist in rejecting the love of our Saviour.

For this, I cannot thank you enough.

Good luck becoming the only Dane not in Hell.

[Brother Alex]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Don't mind him brother, he is just another sick demented AID ridden Homersexural from Denmark. I have a feeling that by Friday at the latest God will whip the entire demonic country off the face of the earth. Well at least that's what I am Praying for, care to join me?

Of course, Brother. Denmark will be in my prayers, its destruction that is. Here's one:

O LORD, Jesus Christ, I pray to Thee in the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost, that you may punish those who have mocked Thy name and defiled the supporters of Thine true and favorite church. May you smite the Kingdom of Denmark and judge its inhabitants with righteous judgment. I pray that all of them be turned into Hell for their wickedness' sake so that they can burn and suffer for all eternity.

Thank you, O LORD, for all your love and righteousness, for all this, O our King, may Thy name be always blessed and exalted forever and ever.

Amen

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

i'm a bit curious though, on how many of you are actually christians, and how many of you are simply pretending in order to show how ridicules religious people can actually be. i guess i'll never find out though.


if you want some help though, you can send me an email and i'd be glad to assist

Friend we are all True Christians here at LBC. We follow the word of God, to the letter. If you want to help, repent your sins and turn your life over to Jesus. Set the example for the rest of your country

[Nobar King]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I just woke up from my nap and it took my almost as long to get caught up with this exciting thread. How many savage vikings have converted to Christianity, by now?

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I just woke up from my nap and it took my almost as long to get caught up with this exciting thread. How many savage vikings have converted to Christianity, by now?

I am afraid just one, Repentent Dane. I fear God will take great vengeance upon them at any moment. Brother Nobar where have we failed?

[Huscurius]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

Hello, my name is Huscurius. My true name will not be known to you until I find it appropriate. You will call me Huscurius for the remainder of my stay in this forum. Let me introduce myself, gentlemen and ladies.

I am from the United States of America, and have been a Christian ongoing for the last four years; despite my major battles with Satan, some squabbles with God, I still remain a Christian to this day. I am a member of a Baptist church, far less radical than Westboro but nonetheless stern on the wages of sin. I will not disclose the name of my Baptist church because it is not necessary.

To be honest, I am here not to chit-chat among fellow Christians. I am here to disprove much of Cranky Old Man's initial post of why God Hates Denmark. I am not here to associate with, compromise, or be party to hypocrisy, name-calling, slander. I am also here to warn you that I have detected what is called radicalism among this forum.

Allow me to post further my review of Cranky Old Man's post:

The presentation of Denmark, no matter how fruitful, is quite harrowing and nonetheless damaging. Not damaging to the Danes only but to the reputation of Christians worldwide. The flag of "Denmark" which Cranky Old Man posted, I will add a single line of coding here to further prove that Danes do know their flag:

img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...nland.svg.png" border="0" alt="" ...

I know the flag of Denmark is exactly different from Finland, as I do can tell the difference between Norway, Denmark, and Sweden. Cranky Old Man's lack of thorough research and misinformation has led some of you to believe that Finland's flag is indeed Denmark's.

Historically, the Vikings were the most feared force in the world during their time. They would use their drakkars, a longship, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drekar) along the rivers, disembark and raid settlements. Their versatility led to them winning many conflicts and very few losses. Not very many armies could respond.

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."

Now, the word rapist is: voldtægtsforbryder. Check this site and type in rapist in English. Here's the word for Viking: Viking. Now, notice that Viking and voldtægtsforbryder have no similar meaning or syntax that would have Cranky Old Man be proven correct.

It'll translate for you:

http://www.dicts.info/dictionary.php?l1=English&l2=Danish

The Danes won this kind of argument, two for zero. They know their language but you do not. This in fact reminds me the exact similarity of the Charismatic movement in which leaders claim to know any foreign language, genuine it until someone who knows the exact language would expose their lies. Sadly to say, the Charismatics would shun the real speaker in favor of their leaders. The type of belief in Cranky Old Man knowing the Danish language is a reproach as a Christian. Be sure he knows it; if he does not, why use the word rapist to twist the true meaning of Viking?

2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

Do not assume that you know God's initial plans for the entire world or for a country. It is safe for me to say I do not know of God's plans for the world, neither for any country in this matter. Suffice to say, I can tell what happens and how it was affected but I am really unsure. We are humans, barely tapping our brainpower; and in doing so, by assuming you know God's plans would variably put you into trouble.

Prostitution, in my opinion, is very damaging. Not only will free prostitutes offer themselves to men of "destitute" understanding, these men do not know the complications of STDs, lifelong problems, and the price that comes with it. Prostitution, in itself, is the very front in which young girls would be trafficked, sold, and given over to strange nations in which they cannot speak the mother tongue of foreign men. This happens very much in the Balkans, Mexico, Russia, China, etc.

By the way, that verse you used is about prayer. Not about killing off Denmark in the coldest winter. You misused it out of context. Do you know what happens to men when they take out, or put in new words with God's Bible? Try the very end of the Book of Revelations... It did not state it would apply only to sinners. It applies to all man, even all of you and me.

Three to zero for the Danes.

3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."

The Danish Prime Minister is Michael Rasmussen? He is a cyclist. If he is indeed the Prime Minister, offer me the research out of Cranky Old Man's treasure trove of web links so I can find out if Michael Rassmussen is indeed the Prime Minister.

Needless to say, I can flip that verse at Cranky Old Man to warn him that if he does indeed have lied about most of Denmark, he should repent himself to God and apologize to everyone on this forum.

No points for the Danes since I have not found the links to which it proves that Michael Rassmussen indeed is not the Prime Minister while he was doing the Tour de France, according to Cranky.

4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."

Satan's son is the very Hans Christian Andersen? There is no proof that Satan actually birthed him. If he did, he would become the very Anti-Christ who will rule over this world. However, there is no sound, firm proof of evidence that Hans Christian Andersen is Satan's true son. If there is, turn over that evidence immediately, Cranky Old Man, so all Christians can inspect its authenticity.

You forget. The Anti-Christ's identity is a secret. In order to rule over the world in secret, his name wasn't revealed in the Bible. With God's discernment can you tell who's who. There is a verse in the Bible that foretells of a prince who shall seize the kingdoms by intrigue. Know what intrigue is? Think political intrigue and look into it.

By the way, how do you know that Satan's real native language is Danish? if it is his native language, he would practically be born a man. Do you not forget that before he became Satan, he was Lucifier, the most beautiful, angelic-singing, albeit very vain angel of all God's Kingdom out there? You need to get right down to the Bible and realize that nowhere in the Bible did it state that Danish is Satan's native language.

Now the Danes are in fact four for zero in your post. I added 1 to their side because you have seriously impacted the relations between you and them in particulars of salvation and Christianity which will come at the end of my post. They are now furious and ready to mock God once again because of you.

That verse you applied to 4. is in fact does apply to wicked children. People who aren't saved. But the real son of Satan has yet to be revealed so Hans Christian Andersen is not the Anti-Christ unless specifically stated otherwise.

5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."

Lego? The world's toy for children. I used to play with legos but these legos did not prompt me to fornicate, commit sexual intercourse when I was just a wee child. I enjoyed legos so much because I could produce a police station, police car, cops, even armies of soldiers preparing to engage in war with another army in legoland. I really enjoyed it but I outgrew it because I knew it would be childish had I continued in it at an older age.

Some children will commit sinful behavior not only because of legos. They'll learn it from their fathers, mothers, friends, even possibly Internet p0rn. The influences of sin does not centrally come from legos. The influences of sin came from the very fact in Genesis that Adam and Eve ate of the apple of the Tree of Knowledge, which God said NOT to eat. By disobeying God's very command, they fell and so did we. Even Cranky Old Man fell too in his birth. From then on, we're no longer worthy of God. To be claimed twice is something God wants in every person of this Earth.

You used this verse correctly to emphasize sin but to focus only on legos? Gee, your views have become very very extremely dim. Start reading more of the Bible, understand what types of sin God hates. I'm sure all of you know this and don't need me to beat around the bush but why legos?

Sure, it produces strong imaginations. Mine's very powerful even when I play games of soldiery, saving the damsel in distress, or slaying very powerful but evil men as cops, soldiers, space marines. But it did not make me sin.

I think legos was a very good part of my childhood though I was unsaved. I'm glad it was a part of me but I am also glad I gave up on it not because of your quote. I just knew I had to part from it.

6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

Wow, this movie. I've seen it though I can't remember much of it. It was very very funny. I do remember her lovingly eating nails out of soup. That's the only scene I can remember.

However, here's the wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking

It says here that Astrid Lindgren is Swedish. Not Danish. Pippi Longstocking was concocted and written by a Swedish author. Now, I don't know of Astrid Lindgren's views on feminism or anything else.but if there's one thing I do hate: it's Femi-Nazis.

Now, the Danes truly have won. Five for zero. Keep up, Cranky, you're losing!

7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."

I have no clue what Danish TV so I can't say for certain. I have no points to allocate for either side. Danish = Five. Landover Baptist = Zero.

8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

Adopt and rape children? If that's how the world works, it's growing. However, I would like to call the Danes to bring me forth your Constitution web links so I can find the section codes on how the Denmark government responds to child abuse and sodomy.

I don't know much information on this so I cannot say I can add points. However, I will say this. The verse of Romans 1:26,27 indeed tells of homosexuality, and how God would allow such men to become homosexuals.

The belief that homosexuals are born gay are rather a "defense". Homosexuality has been a way of life for those who enjoy it, embrace the sin, but ultimately forgot what it is like to be around a woman. Sodom and Gomorrah, two powerful closely-linked events done by God, were proof that homosexuality is indeed a terrible, distasteful sin. These two cities were smoldered to death not only because of homosexuality but because his angels were about to be touched.

Some homosexuals were once heterosexuals, swung from being straight into becoming gay. If you believe this is not the truth, read that part of the Book of Romans. It is possible for any straight man, provided he willfully allows it, to become gay. It applies to every man who wishes to continue in the sin of a homosexual.

Now... the tally of points are: Denmark vs. Cranky = 5 to 0.

Your research shows that you lack the aptitude to research the true flag of Denmark, their Constitution, language and way of life. Before you claim that Viking indeed is the word for rapist, be sure you have an excellent knack for speaking Danish naturally.

Onward to the other posters of Landover Baptist which I may disprove of...

I can't see any difference.

Are you colorblind, Alex? If you are, then I understand how you can't tell the difference. If you are not, I see that as an insult not only to Denmark but to Finland. They both have similar flags, but Denmark is red with white; Finland's white with blue. Cranky shows that the Finland flag is indeed white with blue. He should change this thread to "God Hate Finland", and do more research.

What makes you say that? The topicstarter used the correct flag.

Nope. Still the Finland flag last time I checked.

Oooh, right - Finnish* My mistake.

What am I supposed to do, laugh or cry? Seriously! I'm laughing every single time one of you post a reply to me. It's just sooo wrong this site. So amusing!

What is amusing of you going to hell?

I don't think I find it amusing about this, Dirk. This sounds like the opposite of what a Christian would do. This remark is reminiscent of "What the heck do you want, foo?" Despite how Mr Kayne may be unsaved, I find this thread lacking the seriousness of what Denmark truly is.. Seriously, google Denmark.

This site is more right than you could possibly imagine.

No, I don't think this thread is any correct about Denmark at all. Your lack of understanding, hypocrisy has shown Landover Baptist to be more a radical group. Though you may be Christians, you may have a strong zeal for God but you are missing the mark!

No thanks, "uncle" Nobar, I would rather not sit on your lap.

No, you're going to hell anyway. And I can't wait to watch you burn.

If you keep spamming our Godly forum with communistic lies you'll be banned.

You are going to laugh when this person goes to hell? I am not going to laugh. I would understand the price of a lost person and it isn't no easy thing to laugh at. You are seriously off the mark when it comes to saving people! You are supposed to be saving people from eternal loss by preaching God's word to every single creature on this Earth, not flaming them for their communist ways, free healthcare, whatsoever.

You need to realize, yes, Denmark may be socialized in health care and whatnot; it is not the country that's important. It's the people you should be saving!

If you will laugh at this person in Hell, I have no idea how Jesus will feel if He had to show you your exact post! In my opinion, I would think He must be very sorely mad.

My internet filter does not allow access to porn sites, but I can assure you Pipi is Danish.

[/QUOTE] Idiot! I mean to say that on part of your ignorance, Cranky Man. If there's anything I know about porn, wikipedia does not promote pornography. It is a site where you learn about anything, like the Britannica Encyclopaedia.

Porn would have to introduce words that promote debauchery, sex, lust, et. cetera and so on forth. I have been battling porn addiction for years on end for about 15 years; and I have visited wikipedia countless times! Go ahead! Check it! Pippi Longstocking is created by Astrid Lindgren, a Swedish lady.

Also, yes, so odd you checked wikipedia to put up the Finnish flag like I've shown in the beginning!

Yet another example that your book is nothing more then a charter for sadists, you look forward to an afterlife reveling in the pain and suffering of others. The real Gospel teaches us that Heaven is not such a depraved place as the one you long for, but a civilised place with great Beer and Wonderful Strippers

No beer or wonderful strippers, I'm afraid but it's cozy, comfortable, and nice. No wars, no crying, no killing, murdering, raping, pillaging. Just perfect harmony like we should have had in the beginning with Adam and Eve.

If the Bible said beer and wonderful strippers are included, I'm sure I would've caught that. These two things are a part of your imagination, but you got Heaven right about not being a depraved place.

You, a hellbound nigress godmocker, thinks that God, creator of the known universe, "needs therapy."

Is there any reason why I shouldn't ban you here and now?

I may be white, but calling her a nigress is out of bounds. We may have gotten away with calling them when they were enslaved in America back then. If you call her a nigress in Texas, the cops would arrest you on charges of racism and put you to the slammer.

Being a Christian is not about racial slurs at all. Tell me where racial slurs can be used! Tell me what part of the Bible contains that verse. Being a Christian is about being compassionate, kind, and warm to other people!

Since you called her one, you are just about to lose one important person to God's family and many more.

No. Proof? Here!

D'oh! Again! Interjecting your own proof over the actual valid proof that I, and countless others, have!

Why would God send us to Hell? Can you show us specific Scriptural verses that say we cannot judge others?

On the contrary, many times in the Bible it is reaffirmed that it is our Christian duty to judge those around us.

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Yes, a Christian should judge spiritually! Now, since the truth has been before Cranky Man's eyes countless times, and I have shown you proof, am I judging you erroneously? Right now, I find that Old Cranky Man isn't righteous in the fact he lied both to everyone on this forum and to himself. He should straighten himself out with God first before apologizing.

Now, I don't approve of the things that sinful people do like drinking, smoking, doing drugs, etc. But I do know one thing. We ARE not perfect and we can be subject to hypocrisy, error, or apostasy if we are NOT careful!

Christians are not immune to every single sinful disease in this world. Ted Bundy proved that. Other Christians have proved it. Not only do you have to show that God is loving, compassionate, kind and merciful to all sinners who want to be saved, you do need to show the same compassion, mercy, and/or kindness to those who are likely to get saved but won't because of the irate posts on here by those who claim to be "True Christians".

[/LIST]
First off: Wrong flag.
You've displayed the Finnish flag, when you were clearly trying to show the Danish.
Documentation:
Official site of Visit Denmark (the official Danish turist information website)
Official site of ThisIsFinland (the official Finnish turist information website)

1. Vi·king(vī'kĭng) n.

1. One of a seafaring Scandinavian people who raided the coasts of northern and western Europe from the eighth through the tenth century.
2. A Scandinavian.

[Old Norse vīkingr, perhaps from vīk, creek, inlet.] <-- note this line.

However, I'm not going to argue if they invented rape. They were apparently very skilled at it.

2. No objection.

3. The current Danish primeminister is Lars Løkke Rasmussen. His predecessor was Anders Fogh Rasmussen and the guy before him was Poul Nyrup Rasmussen. The fellow mentioned in your articled is none of the above.

Documentation:
The official website of the Danish Government

4. Interesting. No objection.

5. How about Barbie? Raggedy Ann & Andy? Tickle me Elmo?

6. Allow me to translate properly:
10:30 - The Debate
11:10 - The Golden Apples
11:30 - Before Noon with Nis Boesdal
12:00 - DR (Danish Radio - like the BBC in England) Update - News and Weather
12:10 - Horizon - The Battle for the Torch
12:35 - Reunion with Brutalis (a rhino in the Copenhagen Zoo)
12:55 - Friends on adventure
13:25 - Marked for life
13:50 - Super Neighbour
14:20 - Come again
14:50 - News in sign language
15:00 - DR Update - News and Weather


None of this is of course porn, bestiality or anything outrageous, but I won't bother finding documentation for every single programme.
Go explore www.DR.dk if you feel persistent.

7. The late Swedish author Astrid Lindgren invented Pippi Longstocking (Pippi Långstrump in Swedish and Pippi Langstrømpe in Danish)

Documentation:
The official Astrid Lindgren website
Encyclopedia.com on the subject

8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt. But they are still under Danish law, which prohibits rape.

Danish law:
Straffeparagraffen.
§ 216. Den, der tiltvinger sig samleje ved vold eller trussel om vold, straffes for voldtægt med fængsel indtil 8 år. Med vold sidestilles hensættelse i en tilstand, i hvilken den pågældende er ude af stand til at modsætte sig handlingen.
Stk. 2. Straffen kan stige til fængsel i 12 år, hvis voldtægten har haft en særlig farlig karakter eller der i øvrigt foreligger særligt skærpende omstændigheder.


Translated:
Penal clause.
§216
Those who force sexual intercourse by violence or threat of violence will be punished for rape by imprisonment up to 8 years. With violence comparable provision in a state in which the person is unable to oppose the plot. Second paragraph: The penalty may increase to imprisonment for 12 years if the rape has had a particularly serious nature, or if there otherwise are particularly aggravating circumstances.





Documentation:
Official website for Danish law


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Not a very clever list. Typical American - do your research.

Thank you, thank you for providing the Constitution, for which I have found!

We have this thing called the U.S. military. I'm dying laughing at the thought of you trying to beat on a tank with an axe.


Give up your silly misguided superstitions and follow Jesus instead.

And yet, our US military does NOT invade a country unless it is for the sake of Freedom or Democracy! Yes, some of our wars were funded for political interest groups' gains but at least what we're doing in Iraq and Afghanistan is eliminating the pockets of Taliban resistance and forcing Al Qaeda to give up. They took us down on 9/11, which I will remember and we struck.

Now, Denmark has done nothing but live in their own world! If they want to fight with axes, swords, and believe in Odin. Let them. To show them the true way to get saved is to be more Christian! You are sliding, not seeing how a true Christian would react. I would laugh about that remark with axes, swords, Vikings, but I would not say I would threaten his country to invasion.

They may be misguided, but you can't FORCE a Dane, Russian, German, Japanese, Chinese, or whosoever they are from around the world to just plain give up and read the KJV just because you said so! God would hate the fact people are being FORCED to read the KJV 1611.

God gave people free will, and not only that, Jesus too! You want the Danes to read the KJV 1611? Try going over to Denmark and conduct thousands of visitations. Show them why believing in Odin, Forseti, Freya, and the other gods are false. Let the Holy Spirit convict them. That's His job. Your job is to PREACH the gospel TO EVERY CREATURE! That includes the "Great Danes", you ungrateful lady.

I personally find that calling them dogs does nothing. In fact, your forum, like Westboro Church, are really pushing people AWAY from God. You want more people in God's family? Meditate on your actions. If God said it's okay what you're doing, go for it; but deep down inside of me, you may be great at loving God with a zeal but you really are missing THE MARK!

Those are all unsaved trash, they are not True Christians™. They are going to hell obviously.

Unsaved trash? Gee. So before I was saved, I was just that. Unsaved trash? Even my being deaf is enough to be trashy. Even my being in a low position to work a job where I earn in minimum wage makes me trashy. Even my dreams of becoming a kinesiologist/fitness trainer, becoming wealthy and marrying a beautiful sensible Christian girl is trashy enough! Even my wanting to give up porn, stop whacking off, and start living better is trashy enough! Even Heaven has no place for an unsaved trash like me.

Thanks a lot, Dirt, ahem, Dirk. Just because I'm saved has no merit anymore. I'm just unsaved trash because everyone from Landover Baptist Church would refuse to see that unsaved trash do deserve the treatment of kindness, compassion, and love that Christians do for Christians. So just because I'm saved, I'm not really saved because you said only the saved can be saved from Landover?

To think, I thought Christianity under God is about helping people get saved, get their lives in order, get right with God and still have a chance for Heaven. With you guys, it's no longer that way. It's more about Christianity under Landover Baptist Church where only the saved goes, and the rest of other churches are unsaved.

I hope God realizes that the amount of time you take to insult others, the lack of compassion and kindness you showed to unsaved/saved people of Denmark and elsewhere is worth looking into. I don't hope that God sends Danes to plunder your families but rather to chastise and correct all of you in your erroneous ways, even if I'm not really in touch with God lately these days.

I hope that young beautiful girl, Felicity, has a chance to be different. To truly have God's discernment and be free of error and apostasy. I hope that girl has the right kind of Christian mind that God would want and be far different from Old Cranky and his band of merry radical goons.

Felicity, you deserve better and you should know how to treat these people better than what you treat your Christians. You should treat Christians and unsaved sinners the same manner, but already I could think that radicalism has already taken hold over you.

As for the rest of Landover Baptist, I find that you have been excellent in the zeal for God but are on the wrong path. Radicalism is ahead of you and there's no stopping you... Unless God has already found a way.

Good luck, even after posting once, I realized that this is useless to correct you in how to treat unsaved sinners and show them salvation, follow the exact meaning of the Bible without twisting its context. Instead, you WANT to flame other countries into debating with you, and say that God hates every single country.

God hates sin. Not people. God HATES HATES sin! That's all He hated, and add to it the Devil and his evil prophet/beast. People sin when they are unsaved! He hates them for their actions but not for who they are!

Now, Dirk called me worthless unsaved trash, 22 years of my life! Guess what, Dirk! You are a pile of worthless unsaved trash too the time you were unsaved! So are all of Landover! DO NOT forget that! Because if you do, I hope God reminds you so strongly.

Danes, I'm sorry that Christians like them are really irritating you and are emboldening your beliefs in something else. I wish that there could have been better relations between you and us and that you could possibly see that Christianity does not in fact promote insulting others, lying, etc. I'm really sorry, Danes.

Christianity under God is definitely a good life. Christianity under Old Cranky Man and Landover is definitely not a good life. It leads to apostasy, error, and radicalism. The hallmarks of Westboro Baptist Church.

Goodbye.

Signed,

Huscurius Solemanicus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

tl;dr

[handmaiden]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Fine then come and fight me.. Bitch

I'M A F*ING NINJA

Thanks to my dear Brother in Christ for defending my honor.

I think that there is a word for a man who picks on a 5'3", 52 year old great-aunt. (Who also has a bad knee and wears glasses.)

I would include it here, but unlike your verbal abuse of me with the mean-spirited "b-word", I will restrain myself with lady like decorum.

Uhm, lets see, how many lives in Germany vs. Denmark?
82-83 millions, vs 5-6 millions.

Why are you listing population statistics for Germany versus Denmark? Did the Nazis send every last man, woman and child to invade you? I'm pretty sure they left someone at home to guard the Russian Front.

And, if you suport second world war, am I sure that god loves you!

Did I make any statement supporting ANY war? I wasn't born at the time, but I'm sure I would have supported the efforts of the Allies to defeat the Nazis, even if the war did distress my tender nature.

After all, when I was a little girl watching Hogan's Heros on television, I ALWAYS supported the POW's against Colonel Klink!

And you did not need to use the sarcasm sign-holding smiley. I'm smart enough to interpret your "God lives you!" comment as ingeniune.

You and many of your compatriots, on the other hand, would not recognize sarcasm if it bit you on your cute* little Danish behinds!

Decorously Yours,

Handmaiden

* I wanted to throw in a little kindness to show my loving nature.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hello, my name is Huscurius.
Signed,
DUMPED RANTINGS
Huscurius Solemanicus

Don't you just love fuzzy wussy Christians. They are so darn cuddly!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Well Huscurius, or should I say, Bi-curious, you sure seem to have a lot of hot air to blow around. If you had to say all of that Dane-loving garbage out loud I'm sure you would die of oxygen deprivation and go to Hell.

[God_is_fake]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Cranky Old Man. You are a sad, sad person that can't do anything that blame others. If all christians are like you, you are the ones that are going to rot in hell

You racist bastards should all go suck gods [BLASPHEMY REMOVED] <3

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Don't you just love fuzzy wussy Christians. They are so darn cuddly!

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