[Inspirer]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

All of the angry Danes posting here are making me ashamed to be Danish myself

That is your cross to carry

[Denmark yay?]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Pippi is Swedish, please read up before you write down.

[Denmark yay?]

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Haha, Indeed read up before you write down get the facts right the flag is the finish flag pippi is from Sweden and Vikings did marry women.

[The Son of Good]

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I'm Jesus Christ the son of Good and I kind of like Denmark - They seem to be all about quality and who wouldn't rape a girl like Felicity (#2) if you met her in a dark alley. I've seen how she dresses, it's bound to happen!

Well, Focus Jesus!... Back to Denmark. Actually they have some great pastry, some cool looking design whether it's in architecture or consumer products and the people there are actually quite kind and just before they pass on to the Kingdom of Heaven they always remember to regret their sins and therefore they have just as much saying up here as the members of the Landover Baptist Church - Actually I've noticed some of the Danes here have made some of your former members their bitches, but it is all in good fun right?

See you soon enough assholes.

Jesus out!

[Corrector]

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My internet filter does not allow access to porn sites,

Then why do you link to them:

8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

The link on the flag and the link about the danish prime minister both are to the site you are not allowed to visit. How can you know what is on those sites, when you haven´t seen them? Because, I´m sure you, as the true christian you are, haven´t seen them?

[Micchey]

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LoL, and i can almost not stop reading all of the repley's in here.

My dear old kranky man, could it be that you are just so jaloux that you are not a dane, and instead are born in the most unholy place in the world, could it be that you are too ashamed over your self because you know how much of a sinner you are your self.

For me it is amazing that your IQ is as low as it is, i mean who long would it in reality take to do a bit of researh before posting those 8 reasons to why god hates Denmark.

I do wonder were in the world the biggest industry for porn is, could it be in the land of dreams. You are infact lucky that Amerika is yours, as it was the vikings who discovert it first and not columbos.

It is funny to hear you fighting your belive that the flag you posted is danish, when its so easy to look it up even if a person is as stupid as you. Actually god gave us that flag the red flag whit the cross in the middel. Why ? because many many years ago when the Danes where on the crusade and almost loosing in battle, they prayed for help to god, and the sky tumblet and the flag disented from the sky, giving the danes the power to win the battle.

LoL again, because you think viking means rape, actually it means pirat and not rape, but i can see how difficult it must be for you knowing things like that.

Of course we danes are ashame that we have good economy so that we take care of those who can not work, and our old people, yes we are so ashamed that we dont fill our streets whit homeless people like in the rest of the world, yes we are so ashamed that we are giving the most money to 3 world contries compared to how many people we are in Denmark. We are so ashamed that we safed 95 procent of all jews living in denmark during world war 2, we are so ashamed that our contry is leading in wind energi and that we fokus so much in trying to find alternativ energi forms so our world can survive in the future.
If only we had produced Pippi the we would have had another thing to be proud of, like we feel so bad about that Poul nyrup choose to take his bike to work, and polluting whit a car.
We are so ashamed of HC andersen, and i am sure almost the rest of the world dont find any enjoyment in reading those bedtime stories.
LoL i still find it so funny that i was able to find so many stupid people in one place, and i just hope that god will forgive you for spreading lies and finds a place for you when you are no longer around.

Please cranky old man look at you self, and most importen look at the place you stay, i am sorry that in fact you are so poor in your contry but i will give you my word that if i go to goverment one day, i will surgest that we divert the money to 3 land contry going to you instead, i think you need it.

May god be whit you all, and lets hope that he forgive the real sinners

[shameful dane]

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This discussion really made me think about my nationality and what "we" do in Denmark. I have long thought that something was morally wrong: now I finally get written proof. I feel so bad about being danish. I wish we could undo all the sinful things we did (and still do!) and get back on track as a decent country (back to the early mediaval times when christianity ruled and we took care of witches and acts of blasphemy right away).

To all the danes trying to poison this debate: Stop the excuses and accept the facts. It hurts me to see all that ignorance, self justice and blindness - the least you could do is to stop lying about the flag! I *know* its correct, and so do you. They taught us to never reveal the true colors, but OP did his research well (Rasmussen and his IT detectives will probably track me down for revealing this, if I'm not back soon, you know why!).

I'm left with a bitter shameful feeling and I want to change, repent and accept Jesus Christ, but will he accept me?

[Corrector]

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This discussion really made me think about my nationality and what "we" do in Denmark. I have long thought that something was morally wrong: now I finally get written proof. I feel so bad about being danish.

Rigtig fint indlæg! Hvilken landsdel kommer du fra?

[hr2mas]

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Hahahaha.. this is just BLASPHEMY DELETED
A quick search on google for the Landover Baptist church, revealed that, this church is real.
Wikipedia quote: "The Landover Baptist Church is a very Christian[1] Baptist church based in the gated community of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a divine revelation of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States."

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Landover_Baptist_Church&oldid=173411728_Church

BLASPHEMY DELETED

[tomas1991]

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I really hope this is a joke

Your facts are all wrong. Anyone with a little knowledge about the world, about Denmark, can tell you, that most of these facts are wrong.

but who are you to condemn us?

you are human just like any other. You know the bible speaks strongly against hate?

Every person, has done something wrong, and sinful. you can't argue with that. I'm not saying I'm perfect, not at all.

[ChristianDane]

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Me too! I'm also Danish (Fra Aalborg, Nordjylland) and I will repent for as long as it takes to be forgiven for my sins...

I did not know how much Jesus actually hates us Danes... But I can see it all much more clearly now...

I will start spreading the word of Jesus and The Holy God right away! I will start making flyers immediately and passing them out on the streets to whomever I meet...

I want to go to Heaven with you guys!!!

[shameful dane]

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Now aware that Danish is in fact the native language of Satan, I will not respond to your question in danish.

Rigtig fint indlæg! Hvilken landsdel kommer du fra?

Translation: "Rigid fine indecency! Wealthy infidels (shall ejaculate) on you."

I am not sure what you really mean, but I know I'm going to suffer in hell, please don't go into details about it

[Talitha]

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Me too! I'm also Danish (Fra Aalborg, Nordjylland) and I will repent for as long as it takes to be forgiven for my sins...

I did not know how much Jesus actually hates us Danes... But I can see it all much more clearly now...

I will start spreading the word of Jesus and The Holy God right away! I will start making flyers immediately and passing them out on the streets to whomever I meet...

I want to go to Heaven with you guys!!!

GLORY!!!!
At last we have found possibly the only Christian in Denmark

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Me too! I'm also Danish (Fra Aalborg, Nordjylland) and I will repent for as long as it takes to be forgiven for my sins...

I did not know how much Jesus actually hates us Danes... But I can see it all much more clearly now...

I will start spreading the word of Jesus and The Holy God right away! I will start making flyers immediately and passing them out on the streets to whomever I meet...

I want to go to Heaven with you guys!!!

A good start is to introduce yourself properly in our Introductions forum, where you can tell us more about yourself, your favorite bible verse, etc.

It is common courtesy to introduce ones-self properly.

YIC,

WS

[Thomas1983]

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You sir, are a fool. To post something this filled with epic fails... It's sad! I don't need to correct your wrongs, others have already done.

I just want to say that this list comes from a fanatic mad man. And he is clearly as mad as some of the worst muslim extremists.

I really dont think it was either Jesus' or God's intention, that man could use his name for the use of spreading hatred and lies towards intire nations.