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  • #796
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Bimmer The Viking View Post
    God is only a fiction figure do you also believe in gnomes you Crazy Old Man
    I suppose if you are forced to play with Lego all your life you lose track of what is real and what is fantasy. So let me help you a bit here. Gnomes do not exist. God does exist and He is not happy about you. To prevent eternal damnation to Hell, please start reading the KJV1611 Holy Bible!
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #797
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
      Just good Christian folk going about their day.

      true...

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      • #798
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Were does The Bible mention gnomes?
        Where in The Bible does god say he hates Denmark?

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        • #799
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by Bimmer The Viking View Post
          God is only a fiction figure do you also believe in gnomes you Crazy Old Man
          I am not sure if this is a gnome from Denmark or the Prime Minister? Could be just another homer on parade.
          Attached Files

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          • #800
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by Dirk View Post
            My source for information about Denmark is the Holy King James Version 1611 Bible


            Ok, God hates Denmarkians.
            you know.. what about a link to that says all this thing about Denmark instead.

            Look this is one big Evil circle

            no one is posting any information that proof that all this is true or false.

            The only this i see is you referring to the Bible.



            (James Dewitt)
            where do i say that some
            ppl
            cant read the bible? please show me where i say it.
            What is a
            ppl
            ppl = people
            you see i'm dyslexic but i guess you just going tell that that is just a punishment from god

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            • #801
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by Rasmussen View Post
              Where in The Bible does god say he hates Denmark?
              Obviously the Holy Bible doesn't specifically mention Denmark, because it wasn't a country back in those days. God hates Denmark for it's Godlessness and perversions.

              Pay attention! Go back and read this thread from the first.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #802
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Brother Cranky looks more like a prophet than a gnome.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #803
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  I am not sure if this is a gnome from Denmark or the Prime Minister? Could be just another homer on parade.
                  A Thought
                  if danish= gnome
                  if gnome= dwarf
                  then
                  God spoke of Danes directly in the Bible.

                  Leviticus 21:16-20 (King James Version)


                  16And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
                  17Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
                  18For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
                  19Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
                  20Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
                  sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                  Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                  Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                  Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                  • #804
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Obviously the Holy Bible doesn't specifically mention Denmark, because it wasn't a country back in those days. God hates Denmark for it's Godlessness and perversions.
                    Where in the Bible does God mention that America was a country?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Pay attention! Go back and read this thread from the first.
                    I did, fag.

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                    • #805
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by Rasmussen View Post
                      Where in the Bible does God mention that America was a country?
                      You missed the Pastor's point; God has Denmark and loves America because of their acts, not because it was preordained in the Bible. It is up to us to make the correct choice and be created virtuousness by God.
                      Originally posted by Rasmussen View Post
                      I did, fag.
                      Pastor Zeke is NOT Gay. You should see him at a Circle of Brothers.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • #806
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!




                        More good stuff from the creative department!

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                        • #807
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by Mr.boesse View Post
                          More good stuff from the creative department!
                          There any point to your post or should we ban you as a spamer right now?

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • #808
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            There any point to your post or should we ban you as a spamer right now?
                            How can this be spam? I'm sorry can't follow...

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                            • #809
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              That is just classical Danish art.
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • #810
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by Fire fist View Post
                                ppl = people
                                you see i'm dyslexic but i guess you just going tell that that is just a punishment from god
                                Yep that sums it up for the most part, well kind of, God was punishing your parents. The question is what did they do?

                                Are you a bastard by chance?

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