[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

At least Denmark has good music....

The constant violent anal rape is a little easier to take if you're listening to good music.

Nice song!

[cyberstorm]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Never let it be said that Denmark doesn't have it's fair share of atrocious hillbilly songs. At least you guys are fortunate enough not to understand what the guy is going on about.

First off, I'd just like to apologize for not taking the time to post in the intro forum. I don't doubt that I'll be going to Hell for that one, but then I'm probably well on my way down there anyway, what with being an atheist an' all (well, technically a Danish Lutheran, but that's probably all the same to you guys).

Basically, I just registered in order to salute you, Cranky Old Man. I was made aware of this forum through a Facebook acquaintance of mine, who just took all this stuff at face value and shared it to show how daft you all were. Even after being made aware of the slightly less than serious nature of the whole thing, his post still gets people writing shocked comments about all the stuff you've gotten wrong. So kudos on the effort. And don't let those kids on your lawn give you no shit. You just keep running those little punks off, like Walt Kowalski would've done if he hadn't gone all soft.

Oh, and one last thing. Not that it matters any longer since my flag is now blue-on-white rather than white-on-red, but the way I used to know that it was white-on-red is cuz of something that a friend of mine from the States told me about how it symbolizes all the red tape a guy has to go through in order to get into this hermetically sealed country of mine. So the white cross would be guy with his arms outstretched tearing through the red tape at the finish line. And then, of course, there's the whole deal with child rape an' abortion an' all the other stuff we've got showing on daytime TV (that I've curiously managed to miss so far), so between all the sin an' the blood an' the hellfire, red really does seem a more fitting color than blue, doesn't it? Not that I'd be questioning your wisdom in any way, mind you.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Even after being made aware of the slightly less than serious nature of the whole thing

I am very serious about the Holy Bible and how it explains that God hates Denmark!

Oh, and one last thing. Not that it matters any longer since my flag is now blue-on-white rather than white-on-red, but the way I used to know that it was white-on-red

There are 231 postings in this thread proving I posted the correct flag. Why are you Danes so jealous about the colors in our American flag? Stop obsessing about that and start reading that Holy Bible!

Not that I'd be questioning your wisdom in any way, mind you.

Good. That would be unwise.

[Danish woman]

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I don't know where to start..
It frightens me that the most powerful nation in the world is inhabited by people that are so unenlightened. Especially The people in here that obviosly spend a LOT of time reading the bible ( maybe read somethin else once in a while )
Information and understanding is the only way to avoid this world going to hell!!
Religion is for the weak and unintelligent and is the cause of more evil than any other thing.. Just see the crusaides, inquisition, the holy wars of exstremist muslims, jews and christians..
Christ told us to love, forgive and to take care of each other so why are you so hate full if you truly belive in Him?
I am truly sorry for you all but these 'facts' are just so wrong!

[Levi Jones]

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Christ told us to love, forgive and to take care of each other so why are you so hate full if you truly belive in Him?
I am truly sorry for you all but these 'facts' are just so wrong!

Read this primer for noobs. Your rights are listed here.

Brother Jeb Thurmond mad an impressive thread about the side of Jesus you don't always hear about in your fluffy bunny Lutheran lie factories. I highly recommend you read it. Jesus is impolite.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I don't know where to start..
It frightens me that the most powerful nation in the world is inhabited by people that are so unenlightened.

The reason we're the most powerful nation in the world is because enlightened people like us are praying for the destruction of our enemies.

Information and understanding is the only way to avoid this world going to hell!!

Did you realize that on acid?

[Tommy Danhardt]

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Damn, you guys have a lot of spare time.
Y'know what, I like being a lutherean a lot, when I think of how stupid catholics are, I'm not worshipping some fat man who lives off the money people "donates", you force them into or else god will not forgive them, to the church <Insert Obese Smiley here>, and he even support pedophiles! And you were sayin' that WE invented rape! If ye ask me, you shouldn't be talkin'!

[Levi Jones]

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Damn, you guys have a lot of spare time.
Y'know what, I like being a lutherean a lot, when I think of how stupid catholics are, I'm not worshipping some fat man who lives off the money people "donates", you force them into or else god will not forgive them, to the church <Insert Obese Smiley here>, and he even support pedophiles! And you were sayin' that WE invented rape! If ye ask me, you shouldn't be talkin'!

You appear to be confusing us with papists, friend. You should make an Introduction thread for yourself.

[Danish woman]

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I am not lutheran! I am not christian.. I dont belive in god but i have read both the old and the new testament. I dont need some religion to tell me what it's all about i get facts and make my own opinion.
I do belive that love is more right than hate. And i do belive that war and hate is a bad thing.. Do you? All i hear from you people is how others will burn, damnations and hate..

[The FishSapples]

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I don't know where to start..

Then don't. Satan has confused you.

It frightens me that the most powerful nation in the world is inhabited by people that are so unenlightened. Especially The people in here that obviosly spend a LOT of time reading the bible ( maybe read somethin else once in a while )
Information and understanding is the only way to avoid this world going to hell!!

Information and education is not the way to heaven but to HELL! Thats why our schools teach the way they do. You should read the bible and learn what hate is and why its so important in american culture.

Religion is for the weak and unintelligent and is the cause of more evil than any other thing.. Just see the crusaides, inquisition, the holy wars of exstremist muslims, jews and christians..

Do you call my husband and me unintelligent? Shame on you.

Christ told us to love, forgive and to take care of each other so why are you so hate full if you truly belive in Him?
I am truly sorry for you all but these 'facts' are just so wrong!

Aaahh - right - thats just what the danes are doing for the muslims. Love and understanding and what is the response?

[Levi Jones]

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Then don't. Satan has confused you.


Information and education is not the way to heaven but to HELL! Thats why our schools teach the way they do. You should read the bible and learn what hate is and why its so important in american culture.



Do you call my husband and me unintelligent? Shame on you.


Aaahh - right - thats just what the danes are doing for the muslims. Love and understanding and what is the response?

Hello and welcome, friend. You seem to have fire for Jesus in your belly.

Would you mind making an Introduction for yourself? That way we can get to know you better. Tell us what church you attend, your favorite scripture and more about you in general.

[Danish woman]

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I would dare to claim that Muslims are more noble than Nazis like you! Shame on YOU!
Is this what you belive god wants?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps64xxJq0mg
You are all nuts!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I suppose Denmark has never had a Jew problem before?

[Levi Jones]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I suppose Denmark has never had a Jew problem before?

Not since WWII when they were all expelled from Denmark.

[Danish woman]

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Will the stupidity never end .. I gotta leave this forum you are mad all of you!!
You need help!!!!