[Frikadeller]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Troll detected.

We need common sense? My advice to you would be to go looking for two items urgently. Firstly, find yourself a dictionary so you can communicate in a language other than the DevilsDutch. Also pick up a KJ Bible.

Satan has a hold on you, and this wrathful tripe is the revolting result.

lol i have said several times now to friends and my girlfriend now, that this CANNOT be a serious web page... theres is NO WAY people can be so stupid and ignorant... there is NO facts anywhere in the world or universe to support ANY of the claims you present... neither about this post in specific nor about youre precious malevolent "god"

[Milady]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hmm, it occurs to me that this thread has become one long Denmarkian apology....

[Frikadeller]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hmm, it occurs to me that this thread has become one long Denmarkian apology....

denmarkian... yet another proof that religious people apparently have a very serious brain malfuntion...

our country is called DENMARK
our people are called DANISH

learn it!

read up on just a little facts before posting you dimwits

[Frikadeller]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Jibberish deleted, mon ami

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[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

denmarkian... yet another proof that religious people apparently have a very serious brain malfuntion...

our country is called DENMARK
our people are called DANISH

learn it!

read up on just a little facts before posting you dimwits

Do you consider yourself well read? Why not add some scripture to strengthen your arguments?

Maybe, someone might start listening to your hellish garbage.

[Frikadeller]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Do you consider yourself well read? Why not add some scripture to strengthen your arguments?

Maybe, someone might start listening to your hellish garbage.

i consider myself very well read compared to any of you...
and asking me to add scriptures to strengthen my arguments?
any specific reason why none of the religious pro posts on this topic has added any valuable and reliable information to if not strengthen there claims but at least give it just a tiny bit support?

[PimppiLangstroempe]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Well, I am a Dane and of course I love my lovely green and very beautyful country. I just made a profile so that I could write, not exactly what The Atheist wrote, but very much alike it.

Unfortunately, I have had plans to go visit your (lovely?) country for some years now.. And suddenly, I really don't feel like it.

Thinks it's kind of funny that you belive the Finnish flag, is the Danish.
The Danish flag is red and white.

We have a history, and so do you.

Most of the danes likes to walk in the nature (woods, beaches, countryside)
And I have only seen one channel after midnight, that expired pornography.
That was the Playboy-Channel.

(I live without television, because I am an artist)

The pornography was released in the 70's in Denmark, but we have a very free way to look at love, sex and pornography. That doesn't mean that we hump over nothing.

We are on the top-list, over the happiest people in the world.

We share love, money and are open to any kind of religion people would like to have.

I, personally don't belive in Satan, but I do belive in a higher power called Life, Universe and what else I like to call it. That gives a lot of lifevalues, and I live in truth, beauty and kindness. And in Denmark, that is ok.

If you go to other countries, you'll have to respect their traditions and values, but in my country is it all right to speak for yourself and take the responsobilty that comes with it, whilst you're there.

Think it was kind of nice to read what some people, in another country, thinks about a european country. It doesn't really seem that you've read quite enough og the real life and the real history, but got it all from the manipulating medias.

I have read a lot about your country, and it really has spoken to me for years (beside all the religion-stuff) - but I've never thought that your sight on others, could be so old fashion.

We are a country filled with more love than you could ever imagine, and I sincerely hope that you'll find out for yourselves one day.

Love to all of you,

A Danish edition of a redhead

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

We in the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster have nothing against Denmark or Lego

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.

That is just your opinion. But it is God's unwillingness to destroy evil that has kept your country alive thus far.

that aside then yes i am danish, and dam proud of it!

A proud, Danish sinner; why am I not surprised.

other fun fact! the vikings did in fact NOT rape!

ROFLMAO!!!

another fun fact. did "Americans" not actualy sail from england and all other sorts of wickid countries and then rape and pillage and murder almost all the NATIVE americans???? in the name of youre sick sadistic god?!?

First, Americans were too good for those filthy European bastions of debauchery. That's why we left. Second, our ancestors murdering Injuns for God is an example of God punishing Evil.

fantastic god you have there incouraging slaughter and rape of innocent women and children?

When a True Christian ™ American commits rape, at least he marries the victim like it tells us to in the King James Bible of 1611.

how is it that you can with just a tiny bit of brain power praise such a god!?

This is an easy question: to stay out of Hell! Why stay out of Hell? Because it is overrun with Danes.

personaly i dont belive in any gods since the entire concept of gods or religion as a whole is flawed and ilogical and just plain stupid

You'll believe in God when you're frying in Hell and Jesus is looking down from Heaven laughing at you with Landover Baptist at his side!

and NO! there are NO answers in any of youre god forsaken bibles! the only "answers" in those books are for mindless people who CANNOT take charge and responsebility of the own life or any of there actions! so you rely on a book to make all the choices for you.

You are the one who is ruled by sin. We are the ones taking control of our instincts and living our lives for God. So Nya!

then again its quite impressiv how some nutcase a few thousand years ago wrote a lil book and got so many people hooked on such BS,

A third of the world is Christian. That's because it's true.

i mean cmon... an invisible ghost/higher power that NO ONE has ever seen,

He can't be seen because He's invisible, duh!

[DanishVikings]

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you do know that wikipedia is the biggest information site in the world about everything that you need to know? but if you only search for porn you will find like 2 lines. but if you search for jesus you will find like 10 pages of all kinds of stuff that he have done in is lifetime. so by your logic, you are telling people that Jesus (who you can find on wikipedia) is porn?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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U said that the diference betwen ur religion and the other extremist religions around the globe are that you are right and they are wrong. Well, news flash, they think the same about baptist, so still no usefull answer to my question.

Of course they think they are right. That's just part of being wrong!

i know you will try to twist everysingle one of my words to make them fit to your weird and bizarre version of reality, so i won't even bother to say any more.

I wish this was true.

BTW, i have to say, i used to be a very true believer of christianity, until i actually found out that they were as full of it as all of you so called believers,

Maybe Hell is just the place for you. At least there you will be with your fellow Danishes.

that for some reasons think that u are elevated from the rest of Us just because you listen to a person who tells you norms to follow.

We listen to the word of God, which is contained in the King James Bible of 1611. We do so in order to stay out of Hell, which is how we know we are better than you.

I will say that i belive that the greatest gift Gods gave the mankind was free will, and your dictature like doctrin has taken it from your own members, thats just sad.

It is because God also gave us good sense that we employ our free will in order to stay out of Hell!

Thats why I will adore God on my own way, without no one telling me what to do.

I'm sure God appreciates you violating all of his Commandments.

[Brother Alex]

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I am a Dane

I'm sorry to hear that.

Unfortunately, I have had plans to go visit your (lovely?) country for some years now.. And suddenly, I really don't feel like it.

Too bad, enjoy Hell.

Thinks it's kind of funny that you belive the Finnish flag, is the Danish. The Danish flag is red and white.

Why do you all think your flag is red and white? Are all of you Danes really so dumb that you can't even recognize your own flag?

We have a history...

A history of sinful habits and mocking the Lord, that is.

And I have only seen one channel after midnight, that expired pornography. That was the Playboy-Channel.

And why should I believe you? You Danes have an entire museum dedicated to pornography but yet you deny the fact that you watch any of it?

The pornography was released in the 70's in Denmark, but we have a very free way to look at love, sex and pornography. That doesn't mean that we hump over nothing.

So, you admit that you're a nation of perverts and adulterers. God hates that, you know.

Matthew 5:28:But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

We are on the top-list, over the happiest people in the world.

That's a good one.

...are open to any kind of religion people would like to have.

Except for Christianity apparently.

I, personally don't belive in Satan, but I do belive in a higher power called Life, Universe and what else I like to call it. That gives a lot of lifevalues, and I live in truth, beauty and kindness. And in Denmark, that is ok.

So you're a new-ager, huh? Why do you prefer worshiping Satan instead of God?

Exodus 20:2-3: I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

If you go to other countries, you'll have to respect their traditions and values, but in my country is it all right to speak for yourself and take the responsobilty that comes with it, whilst you're there.

But yet you come here, to a Christian forum, just to mock our LORD and our faith? Why do you hate Jesus so much?

Think it was kind of nice to read what some people, in another country, thinks about a european country. It doesn't really seem that you've read quite enough og the real life and the real history, but got it all from the manipulating medias.

Wrong. We only get our facts from the Holy Bible, the authorized King James Version of 1611.

I have read a lot about your country, and it really has spoken to me for years (beside all the religion-stuff) - but I've never thought that your sight on others, could be so old fashion.

Is the Word of God "old fashion" to you? Well, the Bible says otherwise...

2 Timothy 3:16: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

We are a country filled with more love than you could ever imagine, and I sincerely hope that you'll find out for yourselves one day.

By looking at how your fellow countrymen have behaved here, I find that very hard to believe. I think it's quite clear that you hate Jesus and worship the rectum. Enjoy Hell.

YIC,
Alex

[Sister Christina]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Dear Denmarkians!
Do you, me and our country a favor and stop the whining. It's embarrassing to be a Dane...no wonder God hates us.

PS. That Lego picture actually turned me on.

[Sailordanish]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Sorry, but racism is not tolerated on this board at all. You have a lot of nerve judging all Americans and Baptists and lumping them together in a stereotype. Instead of being so full of hate and talking bad about a different country's people, why don't you be more open-minded and tolerant? Show some respect to people of different beliefs and cultures.

You people make me sick!

Hello there im Danish and im proud of it. Im almost full blooded dane, with a little of The Faroe Islands in me, thanks to my grandfather on my fathers side.

That aside, does the part about racism count towards other races besides racism towards white people? I have seen racism towards the member jennabenna:

You, a hellbound nigress godmocker, thinks that God, creator of the known universe, "needs therapy."

Is there any reason why I shouldn't ban you here and now?

To me that sounds very much like racism. Though she may have been a little "offensive" about the therapy part. But is she not intitled to her own opinion? If she real will burn in hell for it, what will it matter to you, as your are saved youreself? Instead you should rather just turn the other cheek and shake on your head at her folly. Or try to start a constructive conversation. No need for racism.

That aside, a few fact seems to be in order here.

1. I don't know much about vikings, but im pretty sure that rape was around LONG before them. Im pretty sure that rape was around many many years before Jesus Christ was born. Yes they did rape, but as many before me have said, people more learned than me, they did many thing besides that, mainly trade.

2. It is a proven fact that man made pollution is changing this God's world. It would be foolish to not try and preserve it. Would you not agree?

3. Yes, for many year our Prime Minister has been named Rasmussen, and as has been pointed out previously in this thread, he did NOT participate in Tour de France, he drove on his bicycle from Århus, a city in the area of Jutland (Jylland in danish) to Paris, and that has noting to do with Tour de France. The Rasmussen that there is linked to as being kicked out of Tour de France is called Michael Rasmussen, so that is not the same person.

4. Yes Hans Christian Andersen (Christian is actualy a very comon danish name, in fact im name is Kristian, though my name is spelled in the english manner instead of the danish manner) was a desturbed person no doubt about that, but none of his stories glorifie evil in any way. He was a misunderstood person, how wrote some very good and respected stories and poems.

5. Yes Denmark invented Lego, and im very much proud of that fact! I would very much like to know how a small plastic brick can intice sinful behavior? It's simply a small brick. It has no meaning other that to entertain children and allow them to use they creativity from the very begining of their lives. How is that sinful? From my persperctive it is a very health thing to allow children to express them selves, and Lego allows them to do that in a safe enviroment.

6. No we did not. She was created bye Astrid Lindgren a Swede. http://childrensbooks.about.com/cs/a...idlindgren.htm

7. That is an outright lie. It is an faulty translation. Please allow me to translate. In this link i found the TV programs they very translated from.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=173016#post173016

10:30 Debatten (Danish title) is translated into Debating. It is a program were they invite prominent public people to debate the current political, religious and social hot topic at the present time.

11:10 Guldæblerne (Danish title) is translated into The Golden Apples. This here i am not quite sure about, but i belive that it is a program that was running during oure Queen Margrethe's birthday. It is refering to a fountaing in Copenhagen that is pollished as a preparation for her birthday, where there will be floating "Golden Apples" in it. Though i might be mistaken about this program.

11:30 Formiddag med Nis Boesdal (Danish title) translates into Fornoon with Nis Boesdal. Is a show where the host invites learned people in for a chat, where they also gives advice for the common Dane to use. The guests range from Lawyers, Vetrinarians to cooks.

12:00 DR Update - Nyheder og vejr (Danish title) translates into DR Update - News and weather. DR mean Danmarks Radio, or Denmarks Radio and is a news program, that even has it's own channel now with inspiration from such channels as BBC.

12:10 Horisont: Kampen om faklen (Danish title) is translated to Horizon: Fight for the Tourch. It's a information program about the world which Denamark is part of. Each show gives information about 1 subject pr show. And it covers many of the major events around the world. Sometimes the shows are about the injustices in the world, including the injustices in Denmark.

12:35 Gensyn med Brutalis (Danish title) translates to Revisit with Brutalis. It's a show portaing a world famus Rhino called Brutalis.

12:55 Venner på eventyr (Danish title) translates to Friends on adventure. It's a children cartoon show.

13:25 Mærket for livet (Danish title) is translated to Scarred for life. I think it's a documentary about someone how has experinced something tragic in their lives, mostlikely during childhood, which has caused them tobe scarred for life.

13:50 Supernabo (Danish title) is translated into Superneighbour. It's a show about a handyman how comes and helps people how can't quite handle renovating their own homes.

14:20 Kom igen (Danish title) translates to Come again. I have absolutely no idea what this show is about.

14:50 Nyheder på tegnesprog (Danish title) is translated to News on sign language. It is simply TV news where there is a host that translates everything into sign langauge.

15:00 DR Update - Nyheder og vejr. It's the same as the 12:00 show.

8. Yes Danish homosexual couples can be married in a mayors office, but not in a church. And it is absolutely and completely illigal to rape children! Or women for that sake. Our own justice system is way to overbearing with people such as child rapists, as they only get approximately 6-8 years of prison time.

And about the flag. That kind of makes me angry, when i read inhere that people refuse to belive that the flag use inthis post is not oure belowed Dannebrog (the name of oure flag). I am myself a sailor in the Royal Danish Navy and see and salute Dannebrog every single day, so i do blive i know what oure flag looks like!
Some bonus info about Dannebrog. It is the worlds oldest flag currently in use. It fell from the sky during a battle near Tallin in Eastland on June 15th 1219. Tallin is even named somewhat after that event, as Tallin translates roughly into Danishtown.
Here are some pictures of Dannebrog:

http://www.google.com/images?q=dannebrog&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:da:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=vNAKTOebGo_0ObLZxNkP&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CCQQsAQwAA

I do appologice if my english is not the best but i do hope that you all will see Denmark in a very diferent light, even though that the largest Christian religion here is Lutheran. I myself am an atheist, though i do belive that people should be free to belive anything they want, as long as it does not interfere with the public.

With kind regards

Sailordanish

[Sister Christina]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

OMG...I cry for my own people! We seriously need a LOT of saving.