[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I want your skype so we can talk together

What you want is irrelevant. All that matters is what God wants. Since the Bible never mentions Skype, that clearly isn't what God wants.

Have you studied your Bible?

[Back against wall]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hello mah friend, ýour reasons are really gut ... ** something about .. I have no idea **
I spelled mah name wrong.

I was laughing so much I couldn't type. Look I know I am supposed to be nice to newcomers but seriously, tell me, you're retarded yeah? I have to know so I can plan my next move. Seriously, retarded?

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hello mah friend


WOOPS I spelled mah name wrong.

Greetings Bandther. I am well versed in geography because it was considered an important subject at the Methodist school in Kingston Jamaica which is my home. I have been taught that your country is far to the north where it is too cold for normal people to live. It is my understanding that your country is a country where white people live and make butter cookies which are very popular in Babylon at this time of the year. For the rest of the year the tins are good for keeping the ganja in. We learned that the Danes have small members and so many Black men have been welcomed to your country by the white girls.

This is a Baptist site and these Baptists are white people like you. You will get along famously with them if you are a Christian. I and I mon Rastafari and a Black man but they accept me as a valued member of this community though I am not actually a member of the forum.

You talk like a cowboy from the John Wayne movies. Western movies are very popular in my home country because of the shootouts which we like very much. We also like Marty Robbins songs because of all the shooting in them. Do you like Big Iron? It is my favorite western song.

Jah Guide
Trevor

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hello mah friend, ýour reasons are really gut
Finally a person who is thinking the same as me
I want your skype so we can talk together, also your facebook would be great
The danes are really retarded like, look at Lars Løkke. He uses all the money on plane tickets and bitches


So anyways mah friend, I think we should discuss this topic
Do you belive in illuminati? Because I think we also should discuss that topic since the danes are so retarded that they can't even open a water bottle.

Btw can I get your phone number? Because I need more reasons why you hate Denmark

Did you see the event where the danish people eat toilet paper? it's such a stupid thing that the danes do.

Pleas tell all those things and we can make a good team


King Regards
GreatBanther

WOOPS I spelled mah name wrong.

Hello my Eskimo friend!

Welcome to God's favourite forum. I've never met an Eskimo: is it true you have a thousand words for 'snow' and no word for 'love'?

Please tell us what church you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did you start your walk with Christ?

YIC

[GreatBandther]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hello mah friend, ýour reasons are really gut
Finally a person who is thinking the same as me
I want your skype so we can talk together, also your facebook would be great
The danes are really retarded like, look at Lars Løkke. He uses all the money on plane tickets and bitches


So anyways mah friend, I think we should discuss this topic
Do you belive in illuminati? Because I think we also should discuss that topic since the danes are so retarded that they can't even open a water bottle.

Btw can I get your phone number? Because I need more reasons why you hate Denmark

Did you see the event where the danish people eat toilet paper? it's such a stupid thing that the danes do.

Pleas tell all those things and we can make a good team


King Regards
GreatBanther

WOOPS I spelled mah name wrong.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

you are defiantly using the swedish flag, here is a link to the finnish government's website, note the flags next to the fact sheet and Denmark at a glance links

the swiss word for rapist is voldtægtsmand not viking, viking means the same in English and celtic

the welsh economy is ranked 22nd in the world by the CIA, since there are between 50 and 56 countries in Europe (depending on how many partially recognized countries you choose to count) they are clearly not the works in Europe

unfortunately for some people these are facts.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Roland]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

[bla bla] viking, viking [bla bla]

Hi Mary,

Welcome to this forum. Are you a Christian? Please tell us a bit about yourself. If you want, you can make your very own thread in the introduction forum to introduce yourself.

[MaryMclain]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

you are defiantly using the swedish flag, here is a link to the finnish government's website, note the flags next to the fact sheet and Denmark at a glance links

the swiss word for rapist is voldtægtsmand not viking, viking means the same in English and celtic

the welsh economy is ranked 22nd in the world by the CIA, since there are between 50 and 56 countries in Europe (depending on how many partially recognized countries you choose to count) they are clearly not the works in Europe

unfortunately for some people these are facts.

[Roland]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Speak for yourself.

Don´t be to harsh, Alvin has a guilty pleasure:

[Didymus Much]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

...We have long since forgiven you for ABBA.

Speak for yourself.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

that's the danish flag, you christian maggot, that's not the finnish one, do some research

You Swedes always seem angry. Don't be so defensive. We have long since forgiven you for ABBA.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

that's the danish flag, you christian maggot, that's not the finnish one, do some research

Denamrkians finnish maggots? As in eating them? You people are truly not Christians.

[vargvikernes1]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

that's the danish flag, you christian maggot, that's not the finnish one, do some research

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

But about the Global Warming Hoax i think you are a little bit wrong. Our own Bjorn Lomborg has shown us Global Warming do not exist! Top marks to him. But can you trust him? He is openly gay and can't be trusted.

Even a broken clock can be right twice a day. So even though this "Bjorn Lomborg" is a filthy Jesus hating butt rapist, he is right on global warming. Global warming is a hoax!

[Impala 67]

Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
   
   

Praise Jesus.
You are so right in so many of your points.
For one it's hard to find a decent goat these days.

But about the Global Warming Hoax i think you are a little bit wrong.
Our own Bjorn Lomborg has shown us Global Warming do not exist! Top marks to him.
But can you trust him? He is openly gay and can't be trusted.

Regarding our flag.
Only the pure and clean can see its true colours.
White as Jesus skin and red as his blod. And his cross as a symbol of our faith in him.
Only shown for the few of us who still Paise our Lord.

JHL.
In Jesus word we live.