[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

This is wrong actually. It's Satan's nephew, his son is our current prime minister.

I didn't know about your current prime minister, other than that he is a liar and a cheater, but Hans Christian Andersen is the son of Satan, not the nephew.

Yes we did. We wanted something to match the stupidity of Sesame Street. But we did one better than you, we added a monkey.

Unfortunately I have to confirm America did indeed create Sesame Street to Hell .

One question though: Wikipedia is blocked by your porn filter, as it should - how then do you get access to our flag? (I think that's ours as I'm colorblind).

The Danish flag I used is not on the Wikipedia site. And why is being colorblind relevant for recognizing your flag?

[JoshuaDK]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

lol I can't belive that any one would take this seriously.

The flag displayed is from Finland; this is the actual danish flag:


Also to to tell the truth about was is listed:

1.:The danish word for rape is "voldtægt" vikings was norse explores, warriors, merhants and pirates from about 800- 1100 ac. Also Denmark has an old tradition of marriage and the folk church (protestant) also the danes did't invent rape that is just absurd.

2.:Suplying free whores? what? it is prostetution is illegal in Denmark.... and the global climate hoax? I will even comment on such a stupid remark...

3.:hehe Lars Løkke Rasmussen has never entered tour de France, he's a politician after all not a sportsman

4.: H.C Andersen was a christian himself, the things he wrote were a picture of the danish society in the 1800's world, not some satinic propaganda....

5.: Lego was inveted to help childrens creativity grow, not to corrupt them, why would anyone invent things to corrupt children anyway?

6.ipi långströmp is a childrens book created by the swedish auther Astrid Lindgreen and has nothing to do with Denmark....

7.:priest raping choirboys? what? oh my god that anyone would actually belive that these shows runs on danish TV amases me, people will apparently believe anything...

8.:I'm not wether or not the gay people in Denmark are allowed to adopt, but their are certantly not allowed to rape kids, or anyone for that matter

So please get your facts right before you judge another country, also I don't think that this was inteded to taken seriosly from the aurthurs side from the beginning, just a guy/girl who thought it was funny to post something like that in a baptist forum

[The redhaired VIKING]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I do these things out of love for Jesus! I try to save as many souls to join Him in Heaven as possible!

then can you please get the facts about the country right, there are almost nothing you say there is true.

i don't care what religion you have, but after what i understand the big man don't like liars. and sorry to break it to you, right now you are the biggest of them.

I do agree on this topic! Denmark is true pure evil on the highest level. Let us spit on them no matter how good people they are. It wont matter. They are allready cursed by Satan. They are doomed!

if any of haven't been in Denmark, then you can't see that god loves Denmark, we have a wonderful nature and a beautiful people. i don't see why god hate us, maybe we was one of the largest nations in the world. but have you tried to rule a country that is so big, in the 1500th ? you Americans arn't better then us, we may killed before but who is it there had started two wars, and can't end them ?

[The redhaired VIKING]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

and i forgot one thing.
we have a much longer and more beautiful history then you.
maybe you had to fight your way for a free country, you killed the people that helped you get the land. so i can't wait to see all you guys in hell

[Greatdane]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA oh my GOD, you are all ignorant!

This is one of the funniest things i have ever seen! You can't just make stuff up, and blurp out a bunch of crap -Angry Old Man-. I would LOVE to see your references!!! You didn't even manage to get the flag right!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

lol I can't belive that any one would take this seriously

Then why are you here?

The flag displayed is from Finland; this is the actual danish flag

No, it is not. Finland and Denmark are different countries.

Suplying free whores? what? it is prostetution is illegal in Denmark.... and the global climate hoax? I will even comment on such a stupid remark...

Did you click on the link I provided that proves Denmark did indeed supply those free whores!?

hehe Lars Løkke Rasmussen has never entered tour de France, he's a politician after all not a sportsman

I assure you Rasmussen cheated at the Tour de France. I have no idea what a "Lars Løkke" is as I only speak God's language American.

why would anyone invent things to corrupt children anyway

I have no idea. You would have to ask that to the makers of Lego.

I'm not wether or not the gay people in Denmark are allowed to adopt, but their are certantly not allowed to rape kids, or anyone for that matter

Once you allow gay couples to adopt children, raping becomes a given.

also I don't think that this was inteded to taken seriosly from the aurthurs side from the beginning, just a guy/girl who thought it was funny to post something like that in a baptist forum

I am a 72 year old man and I assure you I am very serious!

[Daikinin]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I repent my sins, as I did not see the Good Book in your lecture at first glance. But now I see your light, may the Lord bless you and this site. I am converted.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I repent my sins, as I did not see the Good Book in your lecture at first glance. But now I see your light, may the Lord bless you and this site. I am converted.

Praise The LORD!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

then can you please get the facts about the country right, there are almost nothing you say there is true. i don't care what religion you have, but after what i understand the big man don't like liars. and sorry to break it to you, right now you are the biggest of them.

I do not lie, as I am free of sin. And so far none of my items has been shown to be wrong. They are all factual, right and backed by both reliable Internet sources and the KJV1611 Holy Bible.

i don't see why god hate us

Perhaps you should read this!

we have a much longer and more beautiful history then you

You consider a history of raping all women in Europe "beautiful"?

[BblThmpr]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

The Danish flag I used is not on the Wikipedia site. And why is being colorblind relevant for recognizing your flag?

Because they have the same pattern, but different colors. Look up the Swedish flag as well. It's pure evil, when you're colorblind.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

You can't just make stuff up, and blurp out a bunch of crap -Angry Old Man-. I would LOVE to see your references!!!

Danish education must be terrible, they clearly did not learn you how to read. My posting contains both references to reliable Internet sources and references to scripture from the KJV1611 Holy Bible. It doesn't get more right than this!

You didn't even manage to get the flag right!

It is truly amazing how many Danes think this is the Swedish flag instead of their own flag. Your education must be horrible.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Because they have the same pattern, but different colors. Look up the Swedish flag as well. It's pure evil, when you're colorblind.

The flag I used is the Danish flag, not the Swedish flag. The Swedish flag looks like this:


I completely fail to see how you can think the flag in my posting is the Swedish flag. Even someone who is colorblind could see the difference. Danish education must be a total disaster.

[JoshuaDK]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

(Then why are you here?)
because I couldn't believe what I saw that anyone could believe such an ignorant and nonfactural thing

(No, it is not. Finland and Denmark are different countries.)
I know, what I meant was that the flag I posted was the real danish flag...

(Did you click on the link I provided that proves Denmark did indeed supply those free whores!?)
I didn't have to, because I know that for a fact that they didn't, as I said it is ILLEGAL to be a prostetute in Denmark

(I assure you Rasmussen cheated at the Tour de France. I have no idea what a "Lars Løkke" is as I only speak God's language American.)
It is his front name, and no cause he NEVER entered.... and American being God's language, it's hebrew you know.. American is a variant of the english language, who has a lot of its origin from latin...

(I have no idea. You would have to ask that to the makers of Lego.)
again they didn't create Lego to corrupt children....

(Once you allow gay couples to adopt children, raping becomes a given.)
Eventhough I am against Gay's adoting to, it is because I believe that a child needs both the mother and the father, not that they would rape the child....

(I am a 72 year old man and I assure you I am very serious)!

Then it baffles me that you don't more about the country than you do, have you ever even been to school?

[BblThmpr]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

It is. But at least we know where our country is. Well, some of us.

The flag debate is nonsense nonetheless, and we should discuss important matters as to how we spread our raping ways to the rest of the world. The muslims are a tad hard to put any influence on, the christians are already doing it.
The buddhists perhaps?

[The redhaired VIKING]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Then why are you here?

No, it is not. Finland and Denmark are different countries.

Did you click on the link I provided that proves Denmark did indeed supply those free whores!?

I assure you Rasmussen cheated at the Tour de France. I have no idea what a "Lars Løkke" is as I only speak God's language American.

I have no idea. You would have to ask that to the makers of Lego.

Once you allow gay couples to adopt children, raping becomes a given.

I am a 72 year old man and I assure you I am very serious!

thanks, we know that Denmark and Finland are different countries. but seriously you are the most corrupted man in this whole thread. there are other things in our history than the vikings. you history would look like the same if country existed at that time.
to be honest then i think you have a much more worse history then us. it might be shorter but you have much more killings on your hands.