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  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by True Satanist Fool View Post
    That fine Barbie, if you believe that it's me then it must be true.
    Well well Mr Fool you certainly are a little agitated and for the life of me I cannot understand why.

    Furthermore and even more disturbing you launch unprovoked personal attacks on our beloved Sister Lisa and you have also been somewhat petulant and rude toward Pastor Ezekeil who is only trying to help you with his infinitive knowledge of True Christian™ life and the KJV1611.

    If you have chosen a lifestyle of being Hell-bound Unsaved Trash™ that is your prerogative and we may well beg to differ etc.

    I detect that very possibly you may have some confidence, communication and self esteem issues

    But all I am asking is why are you so aggressive and why are you seemingly avoiding a civil and constructive conversation?

    I will pray for you and ask Jesus to help you.

    Warner S. Davidson
    2 Samuel 22:31

    As for God, His way is perfect;
    The word of the LORD is proven;
    He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
      I am not like for use marijuana. it make my eyes look chinese.
      You mean, even more Chinese than they do already?
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Do you need more evidence????

        Naive and stupid denmarkians have filled this thread with claims that Cranky Old Mans bullet-proof evidence of why God hates Denmark, is wrong. One of Gods 8 reasons was this:

        "5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior!"

        This statement caused harm to loads of denmarkians, even though one great argument after another was given.

        If you still doubt that Lego is evil, then take a look at this link to one of Denmarks largest newspapers. This evidence should (together with the huge amount of evidence in the holy book) make the sceptics shut up for good.



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        I apologize for the heathen language the article is written in.


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        Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          The answer came to your prayer today. The town of Billund where Lego is located was hit by God's deluge of 2010. Massive amounts of rain pured down on the city followed by lightning.

          It looked like the flood, which swept Copenhagen into the ocean this weekend as I have written about in another thread.

          The city was engulfed into mud even before they were able to build a ship and copies of every animal on earth out of those plastic bricks they produce.

          I hope that we will see a full church today. Their only chance of salvation is prayer. I believe the best in people. I hope that they will look at their actions and turn to God, so their poor soles can be saved.

          God bless your all.

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          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            this.

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            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by Amensia Wuldi View Post
              this.
              Very intelligent... You are one of these heathens that desperately tries to be funny, right? Please introduce your self in the Introduction Forum before showing us more of your childish drawings.


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              Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by Amensia Wuldi View Post
                this.
                It would be wise of you to take a few drawing lessons before posting something like that on the interwebs, you know?!
                How old are you anyway? Children are not allowed on God's Favorite Forum without being supervised by a parent. Where's your daddy?
                "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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                • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  @ Sister Christina, I like your note, you know, the one with the fallout stuff in it, it's like, from a time when the US has been bomb'd by lé God of Bomb, you know, everyone else. also;

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                  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by Amensia Wuldi View Post
                    @ Sister Christina, I like your note, you know, the one with the fallout stuff in it, it's like, from a time when the US has been bomb'd by lé God of Bomb, you know, everyone else. also;
                    What part of "please introduce your self in the Introduction Forum" didn't you understand?


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                    Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

                    Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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                    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                      It's quite funny how you Denmarkians don't even know how your own flag looks like.
                      Dont you worry Brother Alex, we do know how it looks, but from reading the posts in here it seems to me, that some like to mess the arguments up

                      Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                      How do we know this "professor" of yours really exists? You'd not be the first Denmarkians to try and lie to us, you know.
                      Please Google the professor...

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Can you show us any Scripture that says that Christians are supposed to be tolerant on unChristian opinions?
                      Dear Pastor Ezekiel, it not difficult to find scripture who support that point, but as you ONLY want scripture from King James bible its a paradox debate.

                      Its a bit like this: If i was told to do some vegetarian food, but i could only use a recipe from a meat cooking book... its tough.
                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Chapter and verse please.
                      That the problem! If it cant be backed up with verse from King James Bible - it seems that it has no truth?

                      Please do not take this as a provocation (it is not), but what makes The King James bible to the only truth, compared to other holy scripts? And i think of all kinds of other scripts, not just Christian.
                      Originally posted by TheSalvationBeliever View Post
                      Do you need more evidence????

                      Naive and stupid denmarkians have filled this thread with claims that Cranky Old Mans bullet-proof evidence of why God hates Denmark, is wrong. One of Gods 8 reasons was this:

                      "5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior!"

                      This statement caused harm to loads of denmarkians, even though one great argument after another was given.

                      If you still doubt that Lego is evil, then take a look at this link to one of Denmarks largest newspapers. This evidence should (together with the huge amount of evidence in the holy book) make the sceptics shut up for good.

                      http://politiken.dk/kultur/kunst/article1038477.ece
                      Oh, if you do read the article, its not at all celebrating the LEGO "art". Do not joust google-translate it, at its not correct. But the article is actually about a fearce and angry society, it has nothing to do with LEGO! The "artist" who made these things is very unpopular.
                      Originally posted by GunterH View Post
                      The answer came to your prayer today. The town of Billund where Lego is located was hit by God's deluge of 2010. Massive amounts of rain pured down on the city followed by lightning.

                      It looked like the flood, which swept Copenhagen into the ocean this weekend as I have written about in another thread.

                      The city was engulfed into mud even before they were able to build a ship and copies of every animal on earth out of those plastic bricks they produce.

                      I hope that we will see a full church today. Their only chance of salvation is prayer. I believe the best in people. I hope that they will look at their actions and turn to God, so their poor soles can be saved.

                      God bless your all.
                      Thank you for your concern Gunter. But its not unusual to have alot of rain like that. You do have that too in the most God believing areas.

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                      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by Grapes View Post
                        Please do not take this as a provocation (it is not), but what makes The King James bible to the only truth, compared to other holy scripts?
                        Simple: Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          Thank you, i enjoy reading the 7 examples!... but it still does not answer my overall question.

                          In all religious parts of society, everybody believe in a God, and has a number of proofs, reasons etc, that their God is the only one. Their believe is just as strong as yours and mine. And for sure they have scripts, chapters and verse to back up their believes.

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                          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by Grapes View Post
                            Thank you, i enjoy reading the 7 examples!... but it still does not answer my overall question.

                            In all religious parts of society, everybody believe in a God, and has a number of proofs, reasons etc, that their God is the only one. Their believe is just as strong as yours and mine. And for sure they have scripts, chapters and verse to back up their believes.
                            There is only one true God. All others are false Gods & idols.

                            Jeremiah 7:9 Will ye steal, murder, and commit adultery, and swear falsely, and burn incense unto Baal, and walk after other gods whom ye know not;
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by Grapes View Post
                              Thank you, i enjoy reading the 7 examples!... but it still does not answer my overall question. In all religious parts of society, everybody believe in a God, and has a number of proofs, reasons etc, that their God is the only one. Their believe is just as strong as yours and mine. And for sure they have scripts, chapters and verse to back up their believes.
                              We humble people have limited capabilities. If you really read the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no ordinary person could ever have created it. So the sheer quality of the book proves that it is created by someone with capabilities far beyond that of a human being.

                              Since the Holy Bible clearly could not have been written by a mere mortal and also clearly states to be the word of God: 2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" logic dictates there can be only one conclusion. God exists and the Holy Bible is His word!

                              I think your problem is that you did not actually read the entire Holy Bible. Your opinion of the Holy Bible is based on hearsay. If you paid attention during your education you would have learned that you have to research the facts before you draw your conclusion. The facts here being the contents of the Holy Bible.

                              Well what is it going to be? Ignorance or enlightenment? Heaven or hell ?
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                There is only one true God. All others are false Gods & idols.
                                Hmmm, theres only one true God?! You and I might believe that. But others might not, as they have their only true God. Thats the paradox in a debate, where one part claims to be right, and are not able to put other views in perspective.

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                We humble people have limited capabilities. If you really read the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no ordinary person could ever have created it. So the sheer quality of the book proves that it is created by someone with capabilities far beyond that of a human being.
                                O do not wish to comment that- I have a feeling that my freedom of speech is not allowed in here - and thats a violation of the human rights. And my comment would most likely earn me a infraction. Does anyone get my point?




                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                Since the Holy Bible clearly could not have been written by a mere mortal and also clearly states to be the word of God: 2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" logic dictates there can be only one conclusion. God exists and the Holy Bible is His word!
                                Thats not logic. "... is given by INSPIRATION..." Wonder what that means...

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                I think your problem is that you did not actually read the entire Holy Bible. Your opinion of the Holy Bible is based on hearsay. If you paid attention during your education you would have learned that you have to research the facts before you draw your conclusion. The facts here being the contents of the Holy Bible.
                                Oh, but your opinion on Denmark is based on hearsay. So i guess we are even. So please do not lecture me on education, and research! It not really something you do, as far from what i can read in this thread.


                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                Well what is it going to be? Ignorance or enlightenment? Heaven or hell ?
                                Enlightenment, then hell... but you wouldnt know about it, since your enlightenment are different than mine.

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