[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I surely do not hope that this guy represents The Danish Youth, that would be deeply concerning!

Actually, aside from a couple members of this forum, all Denmarkistanis are exactly the same.

[proteastantguy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I surely do not hope that this guy represents The Danish Youth, that would be deeply concerning!

Denmark do actually have alcoholics, some even among young people. Of course it is nothing to be proud of.

[Maria Constanze]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I'm a dane, and I really need to disagree with you, Bryan Makariki. Yes, Denmark is a cold country, in the winter times. But not a boring country. You've ever been here? We got the most amazing coast line! You can go for a walk in the center of Copenhagen, in about a half an hour, you've seen 10 beatiful churches! Old churches, very beatiful. We've got a couple of catholic churches to. We've got old castle all over the place. Go to "Nyhavn" in Copenhagen, fantastic place. You can't go see the Little Mermaid at the time, she's in China. And hey, why don't stop by a museum? Almost every of them is free. And go to "Dyrehaven"! A beatiful, real big "park area" with deers, alot of different birds ect. You can even take a ride in a horse cart or on a horseback! You'd probably not like Christiani, even though theres, well yeah, beatiful.
Hamlet - a fictional person! He never existed..
Have absolutely no idea who Gayowulf.
You don't like royality and monarchy? Me neither.. But it's better that Her Majesty Queen Magrethe II represents Denmark then our stupid president/prime minister (statsminister, in danish). And after all, the danish royal family is the oldest one in the world.
Yeah, but listen. You buy Lego. If everybody stopped doin' it, Lego wouldn't sell shit
We don't have a communist government. They are liberal. And I really enjoy the way the danish health system works. And the social system too. A lot of people get's help that way.

Well, never really heard of H.C. Andersen molest children?! Dunno where you got that from.. He was gay though, but that doesn't matter.. And he made a dash in his diary every time he masturbated. But does it change the fact that his fairytales are fab?
About famous danish people. Ever heard about Soeren Kierkegaard? Real famous! Niels Bohr? Heard of the band Aqua? You know "I'm a Barbie Girl"? Helena Christensen? Mads Mikkelsen? As far as I know, they're pretty normal people. Soeren Kirkegaard didn't like jews, but that was a very normal thing in Denmark at his time.

The vikings may have raped. But hey, I don't think they invented it, sorry

And to all of you, Pippi Långstrump, Pippi Langstrømpe or Pippi Longstocking is swedish! Astrid Lindgren wrote those amazing books. And the blue and white flag; that's finnish.

[J. C. Denton]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I hope you didn't spend too long getting these facts about Denmark together, because I have a few things to say about them, mostly about how far off the mark they actually are.

First, you claim to know the etymology of the word Viking. I say kudos to you for being strong in your faith, but in this case, it's not quite as accurate as you lead others to believe. The etymology of this particular word has actually been widely debated, but going so far as translating it to rapist is a stretch.

Secondly you claim that the danish people provided prostitutes for the delegated that took part in the summit. This is also not correct, while prostitution is legal in our fine country, it is generally frowned upon, and it is not legal to pimp, threaten or force anyone to sell sexual favors to others.

You go on to claim that our prime minister cheated his way through the Tour de France, which is also a false statement, as we have never had a PM who has taken part in this game, nor have we had an athlete who competed in said game go on to be elected pm. Now, I know it can be confusing with so many Rasmussens getting talked about around the world, but to clear things up a bit;
this is our current prime minister as of the writing of this post: Lars Løkke Rasmussen http://www.nationalttestcenter.dk/wp...-Rasmussen.jpg
this is our former prime minister: Anders Fogh Rasmussen http://i2-images.tv2.dk/i/28/1234342...8263bc5b4.jpeg
and the one before him: Poul Nyrup Rasmussen http://www.dr.dk/NR/rdonlyres/B20423...f220_Nyrup.jpg
The man you might be thinking of, however, is this one: Michael Rasmussen http://www.bikeitalien.com/photos/mi...0rasmussen.jpg
He was accused of lying to the IOC, when asked about where he had been at certain points in time. As I recall, he wasn't convicted of anything, but he was still suspended from the Tour de France. I hope this clears up some of the confusion.

Now, your fourth point, regarding the danish author H.C. Andersen, well, I won't tell you that you have to like his stories or his life, but I will say that the way you portray him is a bit harsh. As I am sure you will find out if you do some research, he never molested children. He was actually very shy and was afraid of women. Some question his sexuality, but that's less important in my opinion. You, are of course still free to dislike him if it pleases you.

5th point, getting slightly ridiculous on this one, if I can be so free as to express my honest opinion. Lego wasn't invented by Denmark as a nation, although it was invented IN Denmark, by one man.
Now, I don't know about you, but I think most toys of the plastic figure sort, i.e. dolls and action figures and the likes, can be placed in sexually suggestive positions, to portray the act of having intercourse. Just because someone, somewhere chose to waste his time doing so, only to photograph it and put a funny phrase underneath it, does that mean that the thing itself is evil or particularly vile, compared to any other action figure or playdoll, which could, if one chose to do so, be put in sexually suggestive positions?

Moving on to the 6th point, regarding Pippi Longstockings. I don't know if you've read these childrens stories, but if you google her name, you'll most likely find that the stories was, in fact, authored by the Swedish author Astrid Lindgren, and as such, can't be a reason for God to hate Denmark.
Furthermore, your claim that billions of children have had their minds corrupted by these stories are very amusing to me, as I myself, am leading a very happy and normal life, having read these stories as a child. And I have no doubt in my mind, that I would have had an equally happy and normal life if I hadn't read them.

7th point, my fingers grow weary of all this typing, but I feel I must at least try to show you that what you say is completely wrong on this point. Now, I don't watch much television, as I find the spectrum of broadcast neither entertaining nor educational, but I can assure you that shows such as the ones you name, never have and never will be provided on any channel in Denmark. Rape, violence and organ trading are illegal by Danish law, and all are generally frowned upon.

8th, you say that homosexual couples are allowed to adopt and rape children. This is also untrue, as I stated in my rebuttal to your 7th point, rape is illegal by Danish law.
I am not quite sure if said couples are even allowed to adopt, but if they are not, I'm sure they will be quite soon.

9th point, yes we have an insane tax on new cars. I never understood the reason for this, and quite frankly it's just a ball and chain around the foot of the country. You go on to say that we have the worst economy in all of Europe, which is also not true. Actually, we have one of the strongest economies in all of Europe. We can't compare to Germany or France by mass productivity and export, but we suffer no hardships either.

10th point. I am 100% sure that H.C. Andersen never wrote fairy tales about raping young boys, and I am also quite certain that, even though BT is not always your most accurate source of news, they would never report such a story unless they had proof of it. And as I see no proof of either said news report, or these fairy tales, I'll expect this to be false until proven otherwise.

Last, but not least, as I'm sure others have pointed out, the flag in the first post isn't the Danish flag but the Finnish flag.

Best of wishes for you all.

JC, proud to be Danish. (Most of the time)

[TolerateMe]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Det er en joke gutter og gutinder

http://www.bt.dk/utroligt-men-sandt/derfor-hader-gud-danmark

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I'm a dane,

Is it me, or has Marmaduke become a lot smarter lately?

and I really need to disagree with you, Bryan Makariki. Yes, Denmark is a cold country, in the winter times. But not a boring country. You've ever been here? We got the most amazing coast line! You can go for a walk in the center of Copenhagen,

Oh wow, a walk, how exciting.....

in about a half an hour, you've seen 10 beatiful churches! Old churches, very beatiful. We've got a couple of catholic churches to. We've got old castle all over the place.

Why would we care about Catholic churches? And how many castles do you need in 16,000 square miles. Really you're only about half the size of Maine.

Go to "Nyhavn" in Copenhagen, fantastic place. You can't go see the Little Mermaid at the time, she's in China.

I can see China from Denmark?

And hey, why don't stop by a museum? Almost every of them is free.

Why, they're full of atheist lies.

And go to "Dyrehaven"! A beatiful, real big "park area" with deers, alot of different birds ect.

Can we shoot them? I doubt it, at least here we can shoot them.

You can even take a ride in a horse cart or on a horseback!

How exciting. Or I can go to a local field trial, that's a lot cheaper and I'm allowed to shoot things.

You'd probably not like Christiani, even though theres, well yeah, beatiful.

No idea what you're talking about.

blah, blah, blah

Really if this is the best sales pitch you have for tourists, no wonder nobody goes there.

Yeah, but listen. You buy Lego. If everybody stopped doin' it, Lego wouldn't sell shit

We don't buy lego.

We don't have a communist government. They are liberal. And I really enjoy the way the danish health system works. And the social system too. A lot of people get's help that way.

You're communist, whether you know it or not.

Well, never really heard of H.C. Andersen molest children?! Dunno where you got that from.. He was gay though, but that doesn't matter.. And he made a dash in his diary every time he masturbated. But does it change the fact that his fairytales are fab?

All gays are child molesters. He was also abused as a child

http://www.suite101.com/content/hc-andersen-the-childhood-of-a-writer-a148498

And we know that abused children become abusers, so yeah, guess what. Not that they'd tell you that in your communist schools.

About famous danish people. Ever heard about Soeren Kierkegaard? Real famous! Niels Bohr? Heard of the band Aqua? You know "I'm a Barbie Girl"? Helena Christensen? Mads Mikkelsen? As far as I know, they're pretty normal people. Soeren Kirkegaard didn't like jews, but that was a very normal thing in Denmark at his time.

Never heard of one of them.

The vikings may have raped. But hey, I don't think they invented it, sorry

Prove it

And to all of you, Pippi Långstrump, Pippi Langstrømpe or Pippi Longstocking is swedish! Astrid Lindgren wrote those amazing books. And the blue and white flag; that's finnish.

And to you, did you bother to read the thread? All your answers AND MORE could have been answered by ACTUALLY BOTHERING TO READ THE THREAD!

But that would be too hard for your little atheist mind wouldn't it.

[Maria Constanze]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Well, ride a bike. use the metro. I don't care. what I do know is that Copenhagen is a beautiful town, and we do have many tourist. I'm not trying to get you to Denmark. Just trying to say that it's not a boring country.

http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christiania

This is Christiania, one of Denmarks main touristattractions.
You don't know Niels Bohr? Come on! He helped inventing the atomic bomb. And he's got a elemental atom, number 107, bohrium? Hmm. Soeren Kierkegaard. Too bad you don't know him!
You know that isn't true, that part about abusement. It wouldn't make sense if everybody that ever had been abused went on and became a abuser. But theres certainly a bigger chance that a abused child becomes a abuser. But that really doesn't proove that H.C. Andersen was a child molester.

And hey, about the raping part. What about in Ancient Greek? Or in the Roman Empire? Ain't there anything about somebody's getting raped in the bible?

[handmaiden]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I am getting so tired of Denmark! I'm sick of the silly Dennishites popping by here and giving us the same, boring, inconsequential information that the earlier set of silly Denmarians provided.

You know, I love Jesus, and I do not ever question God-- I mean, not EVER-- but I wish He would get on with the smiting of Denny and the Danes and wipe every last one of them off the face of the earth so I don't have to hear from another one. Or else, He could take me home to Him.

It's like a bunch of them wake up from a drunken stupor, stumble over to this site, read the title of the thread and the first couple of words of the actual post and then blurt out their outrage before stumbling back under the bar table to resume sleeping off their binge.

Then, a few others come to from their benders, and repeat the same process.

At any given moment, a considerable portion of the population is either stinking drunk, getting stinking drunk, or hazily firing off stupid posts before going back to getting stinking drunk some more.

And then there are those who simply stink.

Soberly Yours,


Handmaiden

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Are you people enjoying your atheist lies in your demonic language?

[Maria Constanze]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Then please let Him take you home! Racist.
How can you judge an entire nation, I'm sure you've never been here, and I'm sure you've never met a Dane or talked to one. We are actually a very nice nation. And just because we get drunk doesn't mean we're drunk all the time! I drink, but only (almost only) in the weekends and the holidays. We kind of have a life to, you know? Don't judge people you don't know. You're walking in true darkness if you such things. Accept other people. I respect you, even though I'm an atheist. Or, I respect your religion, but not you. You're waaay to intolerant

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Then please let Him take you home! Racist.
How can you judge an entire nation, I'm sure you've never been here, and I'm sure you've never met a Dane or talked to one. We are actually a very nice nation. And just because we get drunk doesn't mean we're drunk all the time! I drink, but only (almost only) in the weekends and the holidays. We kind of have a life to, you know? Don't judge people you don't know. You're walking in true darkness if you such things. Accept other people. I respect you, even though I'm an atheist. Or, I respect your religion, but not you. You're waaay to intolerant

Not exactly sure you're talking to here, I'm assuming me, but....

1. Yes I've met many Danes, I show Rotts and we're both in the working dog class.

2. So you admit that you're a nation of drunks, but not all the time. Wow, haven't met a drunk that used that excuse before

3. I just pointed out that what you said about your country is incredibly boring.

4. Since when is Denmarkian a race? You atheists twist and turn ever word. Am I racist because I don't like pineapple as well?

5.

I'm an atheist. Or, I respect your religion, but not you. You're waaay to intolerant

Once again, do you even know what the words "respect" or "tolerance" mean? It would be so much easier to understand you atheists if you could just accept the common meanings of words.

[awesomeness]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hello Maria, thanks for your commercial for Denmark. I'm guessing that the financial crisis is getting a little tight over there in Denmarkistan. Obviously, as Denmark is a land without any natural resources, tourists will play a vital role in Denmarks economy. However, seeing how you seem to use your delusional danish brain to twist the reality about Denmark, i felt obligated to help you out. I am sure that you are a really nice person, however it does not change the fact that you are just plain dumb, as well. Let's start with the beginning.

I'm a dane, and I really need to disagree with you.

Of course you do, you are a Dane. You need to disagree with everything and everyone, even when you are wrong and we are right!

Yes, Denmark is a cold country, in the winter times.

In fact, Denmark is so cold and dark during the winter, that 50% of the population in Denmark suffers from the constant darkness, while 8% breaks down into a winter depression.

Go to "Nyhavn" in Copenhagen, fantastic place.

I did a bit of research regarding Nyhavn. It seems to be a small dockside in the capital area of Denmark. What i noticed, is that Nyhavn is known for prostitution. Why would you want people to visit a place in Denmark full of prostitution? Perhaps you are one of the danish prostitutes from Nyhavn who are in desperate need of customers, and therefore advising people in here to give you a visit?

You've ever been here? We got the most amazing coast line!

Depends on what you call an amazing coast line.

You can go for a walk in the center of Copenhagen, in about a half an hour, you've seen 10 beatiful churches! Old churches, very beatiful. We've got a couple of catholic churches to. We've got old castle all over the place.

This picture seems to be taken in the center of Copenhagen. I count two Tuborg pubs, most likely filled with drunk Denmarkians. I count one Mcdonalds restaurant as well, but i am unable to locate any churches/castles. Why would Denmarkistan have any churches when 85% of the Denmarkish population are atheists? Apart from that, i am amazed to see how dirty the streets of Copenhagen is. No wonder why Denmark holds the garbage EU record.

[handmaiden]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Then please let Him take you home! Racist. . .
Accept other people. I respect you, even though I'm an atheist. Or, I respect your religion, but not you. You're waaay to intolerant

Dear, let me see . . . I am not a racist. The people of your country, while florid-faced with alcohol are at least white -- whiter than me, I imagine.

I don't have to accept other people just because you tell me to. God calls the shots in my life. And He has provided me with a comprehensive playbook for following His will. It's called the Bible. Read it. If you can find the time between getting drunk and posting pointless posts.

I don't particularly care if you respect me, or my religion. I want you to read the Bible and respect its power.

I'm more tolerant than you might think. I have tolerated over a thousand posts from some very misled countrymen of yours. It's just that I'm getting so bored with the same outraged protests over and over and over again.

You are missing the point that God and His followers are not to be trifled with. You think that COM original post is a problem for your beloved country?

Wait until we get a few more determined Christians in office.

Oh, and sweetie pie? From the day I accepted Jesus as my personal savior until this day itself, I have always been much, much more easygoing than the majority of Christians you are likely to encounter.

Wearily Yours,

Handmaiden

[Maria Constanze]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

1. So you've met Danes, and didn't like any of them?
2. Not what I said. I said yes, we drink, but no, we don't drink all the time. That doesn't mean we're a nation of drunks. It means, yes we drink. Any nation does!
4. Using wrong words, sorry.

BUT! I still think that you're intolerant. You can't except a nation because you've heard some bad stuff. Man..

[awesomeness]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

According to our live statistics, right now we only have one person from Denmark online. Can someone please confirm, that J.C Denton, TolerateMe, and Maria Constanze is not the same insane danish person sitting on 3 different accounts, while writing this nonsense-language with him or herself?.

We already had the articles about the increasing amount of danish children suffering mental retardation, perhaps the dialogue between these three has been a valid proof to our claims.