[Wide-Open]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

so wide open can you remove one of my infractions? don't be such a bell end, fair enough I didn't contribute much to the conversation so I will accept the second one.
seriously take back one of the infractions, I don't really even know what they are but they sound bad and I don't need the bad karma, I'm in a major steamer at the mo.

I suppose you have not read the important information about your rights here, right?

Now get off that steamer and leave those sailors alone!

[tippot]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

Interesting that your little spiel under your name, wide open, says that you are the only decent heterosexual in Europe, so the homosexuals are fine then are they? clearly a load of bollox, I am in europe and I'm heterosexual and I'm more than decent. Also the gays are great craic so you need to chill out.
Stop sending me infractions for saying the other guy was hot.

[tippot]

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When did sailors come into this?... you have a filthy mind, why did you imagine me with sailors? thats obscene. Heres me trying my best to keep my legs closed for 5 minutes and you go giving me ideas.

Right I'm off down the docks.

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Interesting that your little spiel under your name, wide open, says that you are the only decent heterosexual in Europe, so the homosexuals are fine then are they?

What on earth makes you think they are fine? Surely the Bible disagrees with you there!

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Stop sending me infractions for saying the other guy was hot.

I will give you infractions if and when your posting behaviour calls for them. Calling Pastor Ezekiel "the other guy" is not exactly working in your favor either.

This "other guy" is risking life and limbs as we speak, distributing waterproof Bibles (KJV 1611) amongst those nips. So please have a bit of respect!

[tippot]

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What the bleeping bleep, I'm a confirmed harlot? this is outrageous, a harlot gives it away for free, I at least get lads to buy me a drink or dinner before I give it up.

Screw you, ezikiel is a ride, that doesn't make me a harlot, the stuff I do on a friday night now that makes me a harlot. Tell him he is gorgeous.

[tippot]

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Who are those nips? Why is he risking life and limb? Please elaborate.

I have a question. If you base your whole life on the Bible and you seem to take it so literally, then shouldn't you quote it in its original language, hebrew? You are quoting translations that were done much later and the translations that you are quoting were originally translated into latin.

So the chain is hebrew to latin to english. A lot of translation is based on interpretation and a lot of meaning is lost in translation hence the expression.

So your claim that Catholicism is flawed as it depends on the Pope's and priest's interpretations but your interpretation is based on others interpretations also.

[tippot]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

Also Ireland is great craic, we have all this bailout money sloshing around the place, we have bands of uncontrolled bankers and wild developers roaming around the place. This thread is very funny though.

I think americans are nice, not you people, but real americans. I agree with a previous poster who said that every country has its share of nutjobs and they aren't representative of the overall population.

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Who are those nips? Why is he risking life and limb? Please elaborate.

Don't tell me you missed God's punishment of Japanistan! Too busy earning "dinner", eh?

I have a question. If you base your whole life on the Bible and you seem to take it so literally, then shouldn't you quote it in its original language, hebrew? You are quoting translations that were done much later and the translations that you are quoting were originally translated into latin.

Ah, we are now going the smart ass route... So what about Koine Greek? Shouldn't you be mentioning that as well?

Look, many people have twisted God's Word over the years, so He made sure it was written down once and for all in 1611. Praise Him!

2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


See? He says so Himself, in His own Book!

So your claim that Catholicism is flawed as it depends on the Pope's and priest's interpretations but your interpretation is based on others interpretations also.

We don't interpret, and neither does God.

[tippot]

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More infractions? Are you serious? You are flat out like a badger on the back roads with the infractions. Who is driving this bus and who has their claw on the infraction button?

I wasn't being a foul mouth or whatever you called me. Its lucky I have a thick skin. I have already been confirmed as a harlot, called a homosexual for thinking pastor hottie was lovely even though I'm a girl, wide open said I was climbing sailors like mountains and now I'm a foul mouth.

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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

That must be one of the most stupid remarks ever on this forum.

So you stopped blowing each other up then?

All turned to atheism? Right? But... are you a protestant atheist or a catholic one?

im a member of the hurch of xtc try swallowin a few and you truly will find god
any yes we have stopped blowing each other up, we just passed on our skills to the sandniggers who are now blowing you up

[tippot]

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Thats really bad saying that about the Japenese. No need for that. Those poor people. You should be ashamed of yourself. You really are a plonker. Says a lot about you and what you believe in to make a comment like that, no compassion or empathy. You wouldn't make a comment like that in public or someone would move you closer to that God you seem to love so much.

Add to that list from before, now I have been called a smart arse... This website isn't very welcoming.

So you are the head of some freaky church in Europe? Mind me asking in what countries do you operate and what your numbers are like?

[tippot]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

and how I earn my dinner is none of your business... lets just say sausages were the main course.

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im a member of the hurch of xtc try swallowin a few and you truly will find god

What does Andy Partridge have to do with things?

Thats really bad saying that about the Japenese. No need for that. Those poor people. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Why? Do you think God kills innocent people?

You really are a plonker.

Not a very nice thing to say.

You wouldn't make a comment like that in public or someone would move you closer to that God you seem to love so much.

But I do, my dear harlot. Admittedly, I often find myself in the ER, but hey, God is worth it!

Add to that list from before, now I have been called a smart arse... This website isn't very welcoming.

Have you looked at the top of our page? No? Look again. What does it say about the unsaved?

But you don't admit my point about Koine Greek?

So you are the head of some freaky church in Europe? Mind me asking in what countries do you operate and what your numbers are like?

I am not at liberty to disclose that information. The DoF would not like it.

and how I earn my dinner is none of your business... lets just say sausages were the main course.

Hey lady, you brought it up, not I. Protein rich lunches then eh? Disgusting.

[EbeneezerGoode]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

as far as i can make out your living in a little world of your own where you believe your the chosen ones, your all full of shite how many baptists wre killed in 9/11, iraq, afghanistan etc and why didnt god save them .to be honest the chaos theory and Terence McKennas novelty make more sense than your insane ramblings

[bweaty sollox]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

Also Ireland is great craic, we have all this bailout money sloshing around the place, we have bands of uncontrolled bankers and wild developers roaming around the place. This thread is very funny though.

I think americans are nice, not you people, but real americans. I agree with a previous poster who said that every country has its share of nutjobs and they aren't representative of the overall population.

hey tippot, it's probably best not to post on this forum, take it from another irish guy.
they are extremely biased, most of the members here are from america, have you seen any '10 reasons why god hates america' threads? nope, and that's why.
also Pastor Ezekiel is the saddest bastard on the internet.. 53,327 posts? he obviously has no life.
why waste your time trolling other nations and going to mass when you can enjoy your life and go to mass in your free time.
pastor, if you're reading this, and you obviously are because you do nothing other than go on this forum, which is really sad for a (i assume by your ugly avatar, bet you never got laid) 20-30 year old, fuck you. do you have any friends? nope.. enjoy hell, because you're definitely going there, if there is one. baptists will be damned.
also, pastor, i bet you've never gone to a nightclub, bet you have no friends, and god isnt your friend by the way, bet you've never done anything fun in your life.
yeah, go on, give me an infraction, i don't give a shit, i just hope you come to realise there's more to life than america and religion.