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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14223

    #346
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    How many Northern Europeans are going to Heaven? 0.
    I have no idea what you think Heaven is but whatever it is I'm pretty sure your "heaven" does not exist and so yes, it will have a population of 0

    I hadn't checked this thread for a few weeks, but how predictable: some atheist turns up and promptly has a fit..
    ..as is their wont when devils encounter Jesus

    Mark 9:20 And they brought him vnto him: and when he saw him, straightway the spirit tare him, and he fel on the ground, and wallowed, foming.
    ©1611

    I'd just expressed my pleasant(ish) surprise to read a post from a (sort of) polite atheist

    Originally posted by me, 8¼ weeks ago View Post
    ....and would just like to comment how unusual it is to read a post from a homosexualised atheist that is not offensive, abusive, peppered with swear words, confontational, mocking and not seeking to engage in debate.
    and wouldn't you know it? Satan just has to send one of his puppets along and start jerking him with strings and obsessive compulsions:

    Originally posted by Irishguy193 View Post
    piffle you you biased baptist cooters.thinking your so Superior with your biased baptist bullshit.I registered on this forum solely to tell you that ireland as a nation hates yous....... YOUS BIG DURTY QUARES.
    piffle as go dti do ait fein.Is fior e a ra is sibshe assholes.
    Understand that cooters .
    Oh and by the way burn in hell.
    ps. to quote the ten commandments Love thy neighbour. WTF.

    Suck my nob yous biased baptist bastards yours sincerely
    Irishguy193
    The vile wretch has been carted off to quarrantine and I am sure will be getting the exorcism appropriate to his needs, frequent prayer and fasting:

    Mark 9:29 And hee said vnto them, This kind can come forth by nothing, but by prayer, and fasting.
    ©1611

    It's sad but I was not disappointed. The base nature of the atheist is consistent. But it is a surprise when one of them displays some manners - even though (obviously) they are condemned to an eternity of torment and suffering in the searing flames and fizzy molten sulphur of the infernal lake prepared for them by God.

    Hallelujah! . James 2:13

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    • davidkellyy
      Unsaved trash, french queer
      • Dec 2011
      • 19

      #347
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      How many Northern Europeans are going to Heaven? 0.
      I completely agree, zero, as heaven does not exist.
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #348
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

        Originally posted by davidkellyy View Post
        I completely agree, zero, as heaven does not exist.
        Can you prove that?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14223

          #349
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

          JOHN 3:13 And no man hath ascended vp to heauen, but hee that came downe from heauen, euen the Sonne of man which is in heauen.
          ©1611

          Originally posted by davidkellyy View Post
          I completely agree, zero, as heaven does not exist.
          So where do you think Jesus went?

          ACTS 1 1-2, 7, 9-11 . WHOLE CHAPTER
          1 The former treatise haue I made, O Theophilus, of al that Iesus began both to doe and teach,
          2 Untill the day in which hee was taken vp, after that he through the holy Ghost had giuen commaundements vnto the Apostles, whom he had chosen.


          READ ABOUT IT HERE

          7 And he said vnto them, It is not for you to knowe the times or the seasons, which the Father hath put in his owne power..
          9 And when hee had spoken these things, while they beheld, hee was taken vp, and a cloud receiued him out of their sight.
          10 And while they looked stedfastly toward heauen, as he went vp, behold, two men stood by them in white apparell,
          11 Which also said, Yee men of Galililee, why stand yee gazing vp into heauen? This same Iesus, which is taken vp from you into heauen, shall so come, in like maner as yee haue seene him goe into heauen.

          ©1611

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          • anna_the_viking
            Unsaved trash
            • Jan 2012
            • 12

            #350
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

            Jesus was Irish



            1. He had 12 drinking friends.

            2. He trained as a carpenter to work on the buildings.

            3. He was unemployed.

            4. He lived with his mother until he was 33.

            5. He thought his mother was a virgin.

            6. His mother thought he was God.

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            • Brother Enoch
              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2008
              • 4392

              #351
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

              Originally posted by anna_the_viking View Post
              Jesus was Irish
              Well He certainly wasn't Swedish. After all, where would we find 3 wise men and a virgin in Sweden?

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              • god hates gais
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2012
                • 13

                #352
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                <<< Child Porn Like Deleted-Admin >>>

                Why Ireland kicks ur ass
                Lev.18:22
                Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                • Islander
                  Unsaved trash, another drunk scott
                  • Feb 2012
                  • 9

                  #353
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                  Amhrán na bhFiann

                  Seo dhibh a cháirde duan Óglaigh,
                  Cathréimeach briomhar ceolmhar,
                  Ár dtinte cnámh go buacach táid,
                  'S an spéir go min réaltogach
                  Is fonnmhar faobhrach sinn chun gleo
                  'S go tiúnmhar glé roimh thíocht do'n ló
                  Fé chiúnas chaomh na hoiche ar seol:
                  Seo libh canaídh Amhrán na bhFiann.


                  Curfá:
                  Sinne Fianna Fáil
                  A tá fé gheall ag Éirinn,
                  buion dár slua
                  Thar toinn do ráinig chugainn,
                  Fé mhóid bheith saor.
                  Sean tír ár sinsir feasta
                  Ní fhagfar fé'n tiorán ná fé'n tráil
                  Anocht a théam sa bhearna bhaoil,
                  Le gean ar Ghaeil chun báis nó saoil
                  Le guna screach fé lámhach na bpiléar
                  Seo libh canaídh Amhrán na bhFiann.
                  Cois bánta réidhe, ar árdaibh sléibhe,
                  Ba bhuachach ár sinsir romhainn,
                  Ag lámhach go tréan fé'n sár-bhrat séin
                  Tá thuas sa ghaoith go seolta
                  Ba dhúchas riamh d'ár gcine cháidh
                  Gan iompáil siar ó imirt áir,
                  'S ag siúl mar iad i gcoinne námhad
                  Seo libh, canaídh Amhrán na bhFiann.


                  Curfá


                  A bhuíon nách fann d'fhuil Ghaeil is Gall,
                  Sin breacadh lae na saoirse,
                  Ta scéimhle 's scanradh i gcroíthe namhad,
                  Roimh ranna laochra ár dtire.
                  Ár dtinte is tréith gan spréach anois,
                  Sin luisne ghlé san spéir anoir,
                  'S an bíobha i raon na bpiléar agaibh:
                  Seo libh, canaídh Amhrán na bhFiann.


                  Curfá



                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OyX3DHYtkY
                  This space is reserved for KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14076

                    #354
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                    Originally posted by Islander View Post
                    Amhrán na bhFiann

                    Seo dhibh a cháirde duan Óglaigh,
                    Cathréimeach briomhar ceolmhar,
                    Ár dtinte cnámh go buacach táid,
                    ...


                    Something wrong with your keyboard, friend?

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                    • Islander
                      Unsaved trash, another drunk scott
                      • Feb 2012
                      • 9

                      #355
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      [/CENTER]

                      Something wrong with your keyboard, friend?
                      nah mate, i copied and pasted it, didnt type it
                      is there summit wrong with your avatar cause it looks like a man is putting another mans hand in his ass?

                      love you
                      This space is reserved for KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14076

                        #356
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                        Originally posted by Islander View Post
                        ...is there summit wrong with your avatar cause it looks like a man is putting another mans hand in his ass?...
                        It was by a Catholic, and only Catholics have raised that point. Curious, yes?

                        ...love you
                        You, too. (just not that way)(not that there's anything wrong with it...)

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #357
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                          Originally posted by Islander View Post
                          Amhrán na bhFiann

                          Seo dhibh a cháirde duan Óglaigh,
                          Cathréimeach briomhar ceolmhar,
                          Ár dtinte cnámh go buacach táid,
                          'S an spéir go min réaltogach
                          Is fonnmhar faobhrach sinn chun gleo
                          'S go tiúnmhar glé roimh thíocht do'n ló
                          Fé chiúnas chaomh na hoiche ar seol:
                          Seo libh canaídh Amhrán na bhFiann.


                          Curfá:
                          Sinne Fianna Fáil
                          A tá fé gheall ag Éirinn,
                          buion dár slua
                          Thar toinn do ráinig chugainn,
                          Fé mhóid bheith saor.
                          Sean tír ár sinsir feasta
                          Ní fhagfar fé'n tiorán ná fé'n tráil
                          Anocht a théam sa bhearna bhaoil,
                          Le gean ar Ghaeil chun báis nó saoil
                          Le guna screach fé lámhach na bpiléar
                          Seo libh canaídh Amhrán na bhFiann.
                          Cois bánta réidhe, ar árdaibh sléibhe,
                          Ba bhuachach ár sinsir romhainn,
                          Ag lámhach go tréan fé'n sár-bhrat séin
                          Tá thuas sa ghaoith go seolta
                          Ba dhúchas riamh d'ár gcine cháidh
                          Gan iompáil siar ó imirt áir,
                          'S ag siúl mar iad i gcoinne námhad
                          Seo libh, canaídh Amhrán na bhFiann.


                          Curfá


                          A bhuíon nách fann d'fhuil Ghaeil is Gall,
                          Sin breacadh lae na saoirse,
                          Ta scéimhle 's scanradh i gcroíthe namhad,
                          Roimh ranna laochra ár dtire.
                          Ár dtinte is tréith gan spréach anois,
                          Sin luisne ghlé san spéir anoir,
                          'S an bíobha i raon na bpiléar agaibh:
                          Seo libh, canaídh Amhrán na bhFiann.


                          Curfá



                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OyX3DHYtkY
                          This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

                          Father,
                          In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

                          Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

                          In Jesus name I pray..
                          Amen
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14223

                            #358
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            It was by a CATHOLIC LINK REMOVED, and only Catholics have raised that point.
                            # # unsaved trash-talk deleted # #
                            JOHN 20
                            25
                            The other disciples therefore said vnto him, We haue seene the Lord. But he said vnto them, Except I shall see in his hands the print of the nailes, and put my finger into the print of the nailes, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not beleeue.
                            26 ¶ And after eight dayes, againe his disciples were within, and Thomas with them: Then came Iesus, the doores being shut, and stood in the midst, and said, Peace be vnto you.
                            27 Then saith he to Thomas Reach hither thy finger, and beholde my hands, and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side, and bee not faithlesse, but beleeuing.
                            28 And Thomas answered, and said vnto him, My Lord, and my God.

                            ©1611

                            I doubt however that Mr Much would endorse verse28 from his unusual comments which usually contradict God's Word, so his fascination with wounds is revealed as prurient rather than spiritual.

                            No doubt Islander will have some sort of smarmy remark to contribute and so I should mention that verse26b
                            ..Then came Iesus, the doores being shut, and stood in the midst, and said, Peace be vnto you.
                            ought not be taken out of context (as many agnostic types are prone to do) and used as evidence for some sort of mass hallucination or induced temporal lobe anomaly.
                            Quite apart from the evidence of verse27, we have the additional verification of Jesus' divinity in Acts chapter1 where He is received into Heaven. If He had not come from Heaven in the first place there would be no reason to return there - BUT HE DID RETURN THERE. The evidence of Thomas and the evidence of The Ascension place this truth beyond doubt.

                            ACTS 1
                            1
                            The former treatise haue I made, O Theophilus, of al that Iesus began both to doe and teach,
                            2 Untill the day in which hee was taken vp, after that he through the holy Ghost had giuen commaundements vnto the Apostles, whom he had chosen.
                            3 To whom also he shewed himselfe aliue after his passion, by many infallible proofes, being seene of them fourty dayes, and speaking of the things perteining to the kingdome of God:
                            4 And being assembled together with them, commanded them that they should not depart from Hierusalem, but wait for the promise of the Father, which, saith he, ye haue heard of me.
                            5 For Iohn truely baptized with water, but ye shall be baptized with the holy Ghost, not many dayes hence.
                            6 When they therefore were come together, they asked of him, saying, Lord, wilt thou at this time restore againe the kingdome to Israel?
                            7 And he said vnto them, It is not for you to knowe the times or the seasons, which the Father hath put in his owne power.
                            8 But ye shall receiue power after that the holy Ghost is come vpon you, and ye shall be witnesses vnto me, both in Hierusalem, and in all Iudea, and in Samaria, and vnto the vttermost part of the earth.
                            9 And when hee had spoken these things, while they beheld, hee was taken vp, and a cloud receiued him out of their sight.

                            ©1611

                            That settles it for me: HALLELUJAH! (but for the doubters, this Much is a good example, God is clear: there is little hope).
                            Philippians 2:5-7 Let this minde bee in you, which was also in Christ Iesus: Who being in the forme of God, thought it not robbery to bee equall with God: But made himselfe of no reputation, and tooke vpon him the forme of a seruant, and was made in the likenesse of men.
                            ©1611

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                            • Paulius
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 2

                              #359
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                              Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                              Are Irish able to read or do the lepricons do the reading for them?
                              Dear Dirk....... I'm sure Irish people are able to read since some of the earliest reproductions of the bible were enscribed there, I'm also sure that Irish people are able to spell LEPRECHAUNS, perhaps it is you that is too drunk on the delusions that power your ridiculous views that make less sense than the ideas backing this entire forum.

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                              • Paulius
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Mar 2012
                                • 2

                                #360
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                                A godless country like Ireland??? Are you serious??? Christian values were so apparent in Irish government that it was deemed illegal to be homosexual into the early 1990s, Even to this day the government funding into religious excercises dwarves other developed european countries. The influence of the catholic church crippled Irelands evolution as a country in the arts. You all seem to focus on one stereotype that is totally irrelevant to religion.....perhaps everyone in ireland was so drunk that they decided not to abandon christianity when in fact it would have been for the best. I'm just saying.

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