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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
I asked my Dad and he said that hes a homosexual, is that true?
I asked my Dad and he said that hes a homosexual, is that true?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
u are so right cranky old man, i kno a grl in my class in scool and she is irishand she smells like potatoes and domestic abuse... i heard whisky is made from leprichun piss, is dis tru??Comment
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
If the records are right, your father was banned from Landover for posting pictures of naked boys. I remember one vile image... do you have a birthmark on your ass?Originally posted by GoinOnMern View Postsigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
Dear God..
Thank You for making this thread possible, It really shows up Your so called american followers as lost and confused. As a proud Irishman and a devoted follower of the Lord, I am worried about these so called baptists as they are deluded and certainly do not spread Gods word. I can only compare these blind people to the suicide bombers and backwards people in the middle east... They are also blind and ignorant to whats good and great about Gods love.
Please help them to see their sinful and hateful ways and lead a happy life.
Also, Their spelling is unholy and it is the work of the devil.
Your servant,
Wolfetone.John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.Comment
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
Hello Wolfetone,Originally posted by Wolfetone View Post
You say you are proud to be an Irishman...why?
(Proverbs 16:5) "Every one that is proud in heart is an abomination to the LORD: though hand join in hand, he shall not be unpunished."
And punishment in this case is not something like being forced to drink that vile concoction Jamesons, but something more like this:
I also think your comment about sand nigras being "backwards" is racist.
Yours in Christ,
Zechariah SmythsigpicComment
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
Dear Drunken mick;Originally posted by Wolfetone View Post
Once you sober up and get out of jail, why don't you make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your papist church, and why you hate Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
you are a dickhead.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostDear Drunken mick;
Once you sober up and get out of jail, why don't you make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your papist church, and why you hate Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
love thy neighbour?
you should be respecting every single person that it a baptist, go about your life and praise the lord.
why are you continouly mocking every nation around? every nation except america, because 90 percent of the users here are from that country, so there's an extremely biased opinion of everything.
stop being so close minded, people might like you a bit better.
there's nothing wrong with having a few drinks, people stereotype irish because one person gets really drunk. right, i see one fat american blabbing that his country is the greatest, i assume 90% of the people on here are like that too?
stop bullshitting yourself, get on with your life. god loves everyone on earth, irish can repent their sins just like other american sinners can.2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.Comment
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
i get an infraction for my previous post while he's allowed to mock dozens of countries (bar his own)..?
#2.. america has a higher percentage of crime rates?
#6.. our economy is obviously better so car prices can be higher, saying that we are too drunk to notice is again stereotyping..2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.Comment
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I just have to say that some of the crazy bible freaks are surprisingly hot... pastor ezikiel is a complete foxComment
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
the irish helped build america,
most of your presidents had irish ancestry
you baptists are so far up your arses ya can see daylight
the irish couldnt really give a fuck about religion anymore, we,ve copped on to the fact that its mostly a sham and an instrument of the new world order
shamanism is more of a religion than christianityComment
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
these people are so intense with their rules and what not, I bet they have loads of repressed sexual urges, that is filthy, imagine the deadly filthy sex you could have with some of these guys... there was another guy who posted and I am not joking, woof... I would probably want to smack 40 colours of shyte out of them for the waffle that comes out of their mouths but just going on looks some of the guys are real hot.Comment
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
That must be one of the most stupid remarks ever on this forum.Originally posted by EbeneezerGoode View Post
So you stopped blowing each other up then?
All turned to atheism? Right? But... are you a protestant atheist or a catholic one?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
How did I get an infraction for a homosexual comment when I am a girl... that makes no sense whatsoever... I was just pointing out that the pastor was hot and I wanted him to ride me like I was on holidays.Comment
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
so wide open can you remove one of my infractions? don't be such a bell end, fair enough I didn't contribute much to the conversation so I will accept the second one.
seriously take back one of the infractions, I don't really even know what they are but they sound bad and I don't need the bad karma, I'm in a major steamer at the mo.Comment
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