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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23765

    #421
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

    Originally posted by Rileyrue42 View Post
    Well I didn't say you exactly now did I, I said that you all think its okay to hit a woman, and that we are just made to do three things cooking, cleaning and look after ther kids. you even think its okay to sell your daughter and call some things like some movies,games and music evil or demonic, whats that all about.
    Friend, why do you think we think these things are okay? Do you think I enjoy being disciplined by my husband? I'll tell you what I do enjoy - I do enjoy knowing my husband is following the commands given to us by the LORD as is written in the Holy Bible, for his leadership of our family is Godly indeed. I do enjoy knowing that my soul will be spared an eternity of Satanic torment, because I too am obedient unto the LORD. I do enjoy knowing that the LORD will never forsake me because I have been saved in childbirth. So if I sport a bruise now and again, it is a badge of honor to me because it reveals to the world the depths of my faith and devotion to my LORD and Master.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • dundalklad
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jul 2012
      • 7

      #422
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

      First off I don't think one Irish person would think what a bunch of brainwash boring sad mongs think. Second if all Irish people are going to hell cool it will be some party as long as there is a pub. . .. Maybe you should all visit ireland you can bate the wife but you can't beat the crack.. I doubt god hates Ireland if he did he woudnt of made us so perfect ..anyway enjoy heaven it sounds like the place to be hope its real
      Noah's ark it Rained for 40 days and 40 nights and they called it a diaster ??

      In ireland we call that the summer

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      • dundalklad
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Jul 2012
        • 7

        #423
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

        [QUOTE=dundalklad;912224]First off I don't think one Irish person would think what a bunch of brainwash boring sad mongs think. Second if all Irish people are going to hell cool it will be some party as long as there is a pub. . .. Maybe you should all visit ireland you can bate the wife but you can't beat the crack.. I doubt god hates Ireland if he did he woudnt of made us so perfect ..anyway enjoy heaven it sounds like the place to be hope its real

        And admin im loving the picture you set suits me well ..
        Noah's ark it Rained for 40 days and 40 nights and they called it a diaster ??

        In ireland we call that the summer

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #424
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

          [QUOTE=dundalklad;912243]
          Originally posted by dundalklad View Post
          First off I don't think one Irish person would think what a bunch of brainwash boring sad mongs think. Second if all Irish people are going to hell cool it will be some party as long as there is a pub. . .. Maybe you should all visit ireland you can bate the wife but you can't beat the crack.. I doubt god hates Ireland if he did he woudnt of made us so perfect ..anyway enjoy heaven it sounds like the place to be hope its real

          And admin im loving the picture you set suits me well ..
          Friend,

          Since I have heard of "bear baiting" I shudder to think what wife baiting is.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78551

            #425
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

            Friend,

            Since I have heard of "bear baiting" I shudder to think what wife baiting is.
            Bear baiting?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • ted crilly craggy
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Aug 2012
              • 9

              #426
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

              Down with this sort of thing

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29433

                #427
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                Originally posted by ted crilly craggy View Post
                Down with this sort of thing
                Of course you are.
                All micks are lazy potato eating drunkards. I am suprised you were able to make two posts. That has to be a record effort for one of you people.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • ted crilly craggy
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Aug 2012
                  • 9

                  #428
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                  And god loves ireland he told me himself one night at the bottom of a guiness he was formed as a potato and said ireland is his favorite. Its true thats why I pray in front of a potato every night honest we should all im thinking of putting it in a book so then everyone will believe me ...Now kneel before mr potato man

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                  • ted crilly craggy
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Aug 2012
                    • 9

                    #429
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                    We can be quiet the protesters too you know !! This is me and dougal protesting the FILM !! Thats me with the grey hair ..And dont mind jim <<< Mornonic Video Removed - Admin >>>

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #430
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                      Originally posted by ted frilly faggy View Post
                      And god loves ireland he told me himself one night at the bottom of a guiness he was formed as a potato and said ireland is his favorite. Its true thats why I pray in front of a potato every night honest we should all im thinking of putting it in a book so then everyone will believe me ...Now kneel before mr potato man
                      Sounds about right for a Catholic idolator.

                      Why are you so eager to be burned alive in God's Lake of Fire for all time?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • ted crilly craggy
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Aug 2012
                        • 9

                        #431
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Sounds about right for a Catholic idolator.

                        Why are you so eager to be burned alive in God's Lake of Fire for all time?



                        It's ok Noah and all the animals will roll in and save me from that lake .

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #432
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                          Originally posted by ted frilly faggy View Post
                          It's ok Noah and all the animals will roll in and save me from that lake .
                          Um, no. Noah will be in Heaven. You will be resurrected at Judgment with all the other sinners, into an immortal body, specifically so God can torture you for all time.

                          Enjoy.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Steve
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2012
                            • 227

                            #433
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                            Originally posted by ted crilly craggy View Post
                            We can be quiet the protesters too you know !! This is me and dougal protesting the FILM !! Thats me with the grey hair ..And dont mind jim http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT9xuXQjxMM
                            You remind me more of Father Jack.

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                            • ted crilly craggy
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Aug 2012
                              • 9

                              #434
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                              Why Is god in hell would that not be the devils job our is god the devil ...all I ever hear is god sending out all these horrible threats while the devil remains quiet and does not kill anybody hmmmm this is strange...the devil never wrote any books about god that's not really fair we havnt heard both sides of the argument

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #435
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                                Originally posted by ted crilly craggy View Post
                                Why Is god in hell would that not be the devils job our is god the devil ...all I ever hear is god sending out all these horrible threats while the devil remains quiet and does not kill anybody hmmmm this is strange...the devil never wrote any books about god that's not really fair we havnt heard both sides of the argument
                                God isn't in Hell, and Satan isn't his employee. "Little Nicky" is not an accurate representation of Hell.

                                If you had ever read the Bible, which I realize you have not, you would know that Satan will be cast into Hell at Judgment to be burned alive forever alongside sinners like you.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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