[Lisa H]

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Are you one of these dancers

[PaddyGinger Irishman]

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Are you sure it was a leprechaun. I suspect it was a drunken Irish midget lying in the gutter. You were must have been very drunk that night when you got thrown out of the pub.

If you were going to take a girl out on a donkey cart, then you will did a donkey to pull it. It is like have a lawn mower engine in a v8 supercar.

I watched the video, I could not understand the girl, was she sing some song to the devil. Was the guy a homer, he dressed like one and got all excited when the drums were playing.

I thought this is how you are supposed to dance.

How many times during the week do go to the pub drinking and brawling.

The guy is american, but i don't think he's a true american. He co-habits with a woman out of wedlock, and that means he can't be a true red white and blue.

It was definitely a leprechaun. I took out my iphone and checked him on imdb, and he was one of the little people.

Anyway, if he was a midget drunk, then why did he have a pot of gold buried in the forest under a tree?

I'm not too sure what you mean by

then you will did a donkey to pull it

Perhaps you made a mistake in typing. And we've already discussed my limited financial means, I can only afford a cow for the moment. However if i work hard and pray hard then maybe god will find it in his heart to grant me more money and then i can buy a proper car, and be able to afford to send you more gifts?

I don't go to the pub drinking every night during the week. Sometimes i drink at home. And i only brawl when someone insults my kin.

Thank you for the clip, it was very good. Brought a tear to my eye to see all those maidens together, dancing and enjoying themselves, like good chaste women

[PaddyGinger Irishman]

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Are you one of these dancers

No, i'm not. My hair is ginger. I look more like an orang-utan.

[Lisa H]

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The guy is american, but i don't think he's a true american. He co-habits with a woman out of wedlock, and that means he can't be a true red white and blue.

It was definitely a leprechaun. I took out my iphone and checked him on imdb, and he was one of the little people.

Anyway, if he was a midget drunk, then why did he have a pot of gold buried in the forest under a tree?

I'm not too sure what you mean by

Perhaps you made a mistake in typing. And we've already discussed my limited financial means, I can only afford a cow for the moment. However if i work hard and pray hard then maybe god will find it in his heart to grant me more money and then i can buy a proper car, and be able to afford to send you more gifts?

I don't go to the pub drinking every night during the week. Sometimes i drink at home. And i only brawl when someone insults my kin.

Thank you for the clip, it was very good. Brought a tear to my eye to see all those maidens together, dancing and enjoying themselves, like good chaste women

ok. The line should read;
"If you were going to take a girl out on a donkey cart, then you will need a donkey to pull it. It is like have a lawn mower engine in a v8 supercar"

I have never heard of a Irish people having cars. Don't they always walk or have donkey carts.

[PaddyGinger Irishman]

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ok. The line should read;
"If you were going to take a girl out on a donkey cart, then you will need a donkey to pull it. It is like have a lawn mower engine in a v8 supercar"

I have never heard of a Irish people having cars. Don't they always walk or have donkey carts.

I have never heard of a Irish people having cars. Don't they always walk or have donkey carts.

Ah, i understand. Thank you for clearing that up. Sometimes in my drink addled state i need things to be explained to me properly.

No, some irish people have cars. I think that farmer murphy has one. He has a house with a real roof too. he lives in the next county though. But i heard farmer o kelly talking about the car in the pub the other day.

anyway Lisa, i have to go to bed. I have to get up early to milk betsy and then take the milk to the creamery 15 miles away. without spilling any. as you can guess, this is very important, walking 15 miles in the rain with 2 buckets of milk and trying not to let the water in either of them, so i need to have my wits about me. Perhaps we can continue this conversation tomorrow?

[Lisa H]

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Ah, i understand. Thank you for clearing that up. Sometimes in my drink addled state i need things to be explained to me properly.

No, some irish people have cars. I think that farmer murphy has one. He has a house with a real roof too. he lives in the next county though. But i heard farmer o kelly talking about the car in the pub the other day.

anyway Lisa, i have to go to bed. I have to get up early to milk betsy and then take the milk to the creamery 15 miles away. without spilling any. as you can guess, this is very important, walking 15 miles in the rain with 2 buckets of milk and trying not to let the water in either of them, so i need to have my wits about me. Perhaps we can continue this conversation tomorrow?

Ok then. Goodnight. Don't forget to arrange the straw in your bed before hand.

[irishirish]

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the most uneducated statement made my anyone. emmm let me see, no irish people can read, infact we have one of the highest education rates in the world you fuckin tool. we ar a nation of builders, in fact we build half of your dumbwitted country. talk about a nation of idiots and fools. you started a war and killed hundreds of thousands of people for oil, thats the devil you stupit cunts. go and actully do something with your life rather then live word by word from a book of fiction. you are all stupit morans who deverve to be shot. and no im not drunk, just not a idiot american. ps to that dumb girl who has a tread on "why does my neighbour get a buldge in his pant" em its called a bonner love, go sit on it and you will have a different outlook on life.


god bless dickeheads

[Levi Jones]

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the most uneducated statement made my anyone. emmm let me see, no irish people can read, infact we have one of the highest education rates in the world you pifflein tool. we ar a nation of builders, in fact we build half of your dumbwitted country. talk about a nation of idiots and fools. you started a war and killed hundreds of thousands of people for oil, thats the devil you stupit cooters. go and actully do something with your life rather then live word by word from a book of fiction. you are all stupit morans who deverve to be shot. and no im not drunk, just not a idiot american. ps to that dumb girl who has a tread on "why does my neighbour get a buldge in his pant" em its called a bonner love, go sit on it and you will have a different outlook on life.


god bless dickeheads

Do you kiss your mum with that mouth, Lucky? Thank God for Oliver Cromwell. It's only a shame he couldn't finish you drunken louts off.

[Lisa H]

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the most uneducated statement made my anyone. emmm let me see, no irish people can read, infact we have one of the highest education rates in the world you pifflein tool. we ar a nation of builders, in fact we build half of your dumbwitted country. talk about a nation of idiots and fools. you started a war and killed hundreds of thousands of people for oil, thats the devil you stupit cooters. go and actully do something with your life rather then live word by word from a book of fiction. you are all stupit morans who deverve to be shot. and no im not drunk, just not a idiot american. ps to that dumb girl who has a tread on "why does my neighbour get a buldge in his pant" em its called a bonner love, go sit on it and you will have a different outlook on life.


god bless dickeheads

It appears that you are of the percentage that missed the education.

[irishirish]

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It appears that you are of the percentage that missed the education.

intresting that all of my swear words have been somehow changed into words like "piffen" and so on. as a public fourm you would expect a non editorial standard to be maintained. i forgot.....you lot are liars and fools. Lisa i must say i have had such a laug reading your comments. like really, you should do stand-up. i must got tho, you see contary to you assumptions, ireland still has an economy, a population that dont drink and an export lead market, so i must go to work, my 14 employees are counting on this drunken irish man to keep paying wages, in fact i must get my two american interns to check you guys out and read this nonscence. it must be great to have god in your life, for me tho, my massive house, two amazing children (out of wedlock.....!) my two cars and amazing amount of money is just enough for me. what about hell tho i hear you say?? we you see hell isnt real, god isnt like that, the bible is ment like a poem, take from what you can, my interpertation is mine and yours is.......well word for word which is just stupit. guys i really have had fun.


god bless and all that sh*te

irishirish

[PaddyGinger Irishman]

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interesting that all of my swear words have been somehow changed into words like "piffen" and so on. as a public forum you would expect a non editorial standard to be maintained. i forgot.....you lot are liars and fools. Lisa i must say i have had such a laugh reading your comments. like really, you should do stand-up. i must got tho, you see contrary to you assumptions, ireland still has an economy, a population that dont drink and an export lead market, so i must go to work, my 14 employees are counting on this drunken irish man to keep paying wages, in fact i must get my two american interns to check you guys out and read this nonsence. it must be great to have god in your life, for me tho, my massive house, two amazing children (out of wedlock.....!) my two cars and amazing amount of money is just enough for me. what about hell tho i hear you say?? we you see hell isnt real, god isnt like that, the bible is meant like a poem, take from what you can, my interpretation is mine and yours is.......well word for word which is just stupid. guys i really have had fun.


god bless and all that sh*te

irishirish

Oh dear god...i'm actually embarrassed for you. Did you not hear of spell check???

i'm leaving the text speak and bad grammar alone. after all we want the Luscious Lisa to come back here and correct you

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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To be honest, I'm quite surprised how many micks have come to this thread. I didn't realize there was so many computers in a rural, agrarian-based society. Is it like Nigeria where the only computers are in internet cafes, but in your case it would be pubs? Is the internet like the latest craze to hit Ireland, where all the happy micks save up all their gold from farming potatoes and hit the pub and go on the internet?

[irishirish]

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ha ha dude,


really i could not care enough to check my spelling or infact take time to type properly, on other fourms i would be more carefull but in this case i really really could not give a sh*it

[Hubert Hope]

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intresting that all of my swear words have been somehow changed into words like "piffen" and so on. as a public fourm you would expect a non editorial standard to be maintained. i forgot...

You should remember it well from now on, Mr Paddy Bog!!!

you lot are liars and fools. Lisa i must say i have had such a laug reading your comments. like really, you should do stand-up. i must got tho, you see contary to you assumptions, ireland still has an economy, a population that dont drink and an export lead market, so i must go to work, my 14 employees are counting on this drunken irish man to keep paying wages,

14 employees , don't make me laugh Mr Mick Bog! There is no way you're an employer, you can barely spell.

in fact i must get my two american interns to check you guys out and read this nonscence.

Your imaginary American interns I suppose?

it must be great to have god in your life, for me tho, my massive house, two amazing children (out of wedlock.....!)

Massive house & 2 children ... Mr Mick Bog!! We all know you Pikey drunkards has the highest rate of alcohol related-domestic abuse, there is no way you can even maintain a family comprising of 2 bedroom house and 1 child. So please save your blarney for the court, when you need to battle for the custody of your 2 kids later.

my two cars and amazing amount of money is just enough for me. what about hell tho i hear you say?? we you see hell isnt real, god isnt like that, the bible is ment like a poem, take from what you can, my interpertation is mine and yours is.......well word for word which is just stupit. guys i really have had fun.

Blarney!!! the bible isn't an Irish Limerick, you drunkard, false prophet Lamer-Mick !!! This verse belows me saids it all about the likes of you!!!

Isaiah 28:7 But they also have erred through wine, and through strong drink are out of the way; the priest and the prophet have erred through strong drink, they are swallowed up of wine, they are out of the way through strong drink; they err in vision, they stumble in judgment.

[irishirish]

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you sir are fantastic!

yes all i said in my post was true, i really dont care if you believe me or not, its of no concern to me, no i can't spell very well i have dyslexia and really dont want to waste time reading over my posts to check spelling, you people are not that important.