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  • #766
    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

    Originally posted by visiion View Post
    Gay ppl yeah i dont like them either.
    So you are a huge asshole!? You should be ashamed of yourself! I am bisexual and I assure you there is nothing wrong with that.


    Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

    - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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    • #767
      Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

      Originally posted by visiion View Post
      PS* thats a french flag

      this is the dutch flag: http://www.fullhdwpp.com/wp-content/...Dutch-Flag.jpg
      Why the hate, friend?

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #768
        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
        Well, not after you killed them all. Ever wonder where the native american name Manhattan (The area Dutch scammed from Natives and called it New Amsterdam) comes from? Ever heard of it?
        lets cut a quote in half and quote that half and cry about it, mind reading the whole sentence? i thought it said no indians lived in that area before the dutch started building somthing

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        • #769
          Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Well, you are certainly giving your parents severe headaches. I on the other hand am never sick as Jesus protects me.

          Did you seriously just ask that question!? Did you really not notice you are on a Christian forum and that our primary source of information is the Holy Bible!? Did you really not see that I said "I am not a great fan of Wikipedia" even though you quoted that in your own post!?

          You are not a teacher at a university. And no, you are not honest. A teacher at a university would produce better and more consistent English. A teacher at a university would use actual sources to make his point instead of only complaining about the quality of my source.

          I never ever claimed Indians were killed in New Amsterdam. You claimed "there were no indians in New Amsterdam" without providing any proof, I then corrected you using an actual source to prove my point. Your pointless response to that was lying about your occupation and claiming my source to be wrong, again without providing any source of your own. I will provide yet another source proving my point, Encyclopedia Britannica. There you can read that in May 1626 Peter Minuit actually bought the real estate from a band of Native Americans. Which clearly proves, again, that there were Native Americans there! So clearly you are wrong and I have now shown that to the world twice using different sources. If you bother to respond to this again, and we all know you won't as you are clearly a bad loser, please try to use actual sources to prove your point this time.

          I learned that you are a liar and a bad loser and so did everyone else on the Internet. Enjoy Hell.
          so you believe in the bible as your only source of information but when it comes out handy you will take on other sources as long as it supports your opinion, yet you will crush others who do the same?

          isnt there some part in the bible that doesnt want you to do that?

          the only thing you have proven is that you dont like me and will resolve to anything needed to prove my wrong - my statements put out of context completely so you kinda made up your own story about what i said so u could prove me wrong.

          the area was a swamp. indians didnt like swamps.

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          • #770
            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

            Originally posted by Superstick View Post
            so you believe in the bible as your only source of information but when it comes out handy you will take on other sources
            And again you provide no sources for your claims. Yes, we use other sources beyond the Holy Bible. Duh! But if there are contradictions the Bible is always right and whatever is contradicting the Bible is clearly wrong.

            You're clearly completely ignorant and will learn nothing here, or anywhere else. Enjoy your ignorant life for as long as it lasts because once it's over you will burn in Hell for all eternity. A well deserved punishment for refusing to use your God given brain.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #771
              Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

              Originally posted by Superstick View Post
              i thought it said no indians lived in that area before the dutch started building somthing
              Yes, that is your opinion. It's just absurd to think there were no indians in Manhattan. If there were no one living in Manhattan, why on earth you had to buy the land from indians?

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              • #772
                Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                being a dutchman,

                im just coming to tell you i find this very amusing hahaha,
                some points are true, our army could have been a field filled with cows and the police men are all lazy and only hand out tickets all day.
                but on all other points you couldnt be more wrong. this only proves again that you americans are a bunch of fat retarded rednecks.
                my favorite remark must be where he mentioned that beside holland the netherlands also will go to hell, which is exactly the same country.

                so please make more remarks, i love em, or shut the hell up because you only make fun of yourself.

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                • #773
                  Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                  Originally posted by DeBoerIsTroef View Post
                  being a dutchman,

                  im just coming to tell you i find this very amusing hahaha,
                  some points are true, our army could have been a field filled with cows and the police men are all lazy and only hand out tickets all day.
                  but on all other points you couldnt be more wrong. this only proves again that you americans are a bunch of fat retarded rednecks.
                  my favorite remark must be where he mentioned that beside holland the netherlands also will go to hell, which is exactly the same country.

                  so please make more remarks, i love em, or shut the hell up because you only make fun of yourself.
                  I'm sorry you're a dutchman. If you had been properly raised to read, comprehend, and think critically, you would have caught the little detail about this thread explaining how GOD hate's Holland, not America.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #774
                    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                    i didnt say i didnt, i was simply telling youre wrong. But i dont believe in a god, or a holland hating god, and i dont care why you do, but clearly an american hates it enough to make this post

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                    • #775
                      Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                      Originally posted by DeBoerIsTroef View Post
                      you americans are a bunch of fat retarded rednecks
                      Thank you for proving my point.
                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      blunt barbarians who spend all their time whining and complaining
                      Case closed, God wins.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • #776
                        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                        Originally posted by DeBoerIsTroef View Post
                        i didnt say i didnt, i was simply telling youre wrong. But i dont believe in a god, or a holland hating god, and i dont care why you do, but clearly an american hates it enough to make this post
                        So your pot-shot at Americans was no more than a convenient opportunity to display your atheist lack of manners in addition to your lack of reading comprehension. Got it. And if an American didn't write the OP, then by your logic, all Americans would not be "fat retarded rednecks." How utterly unfortunate for us we were all born fated to be fat and retarded, because otherwise no one in the world could possibly understand how God hates sin, or those who promote sin.
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #777
                          Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                          Originally posted by DeBoerIsTroef View Post
                          i didnt say i didnt, i was simply telling youre wrong. But i dont believe in a god, or a holland hating god, and i dont care why you do, but clearly an american hates it enough to make this post
                          Sorry friend, we are Christians and have the Power of Jesus on our six.

                          While I can appreciate the shame you must have being a hollandaise, there is nothing anyone but YOU can do about it.

                          So how about kicking off those wooden shoes and stop smelling the tulips (or reefer) and spend some quality time with Jesus. Did you know, this is one of His big weekends coming up!
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • #778
                            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                            whahaha you guys should go in politics

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                            • #779
                              Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                              Originally posted by DeBoerIsTroef View Post
                              whahaha you guys should go in politics
                              Why are you crying friend?
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • #780
                                Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                                well you should, you just simply beleive everything some guy puts in a book, i hope the priest reads you all fairy tales next week or something

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