[faroese]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Faroe Islands, an chain of islands in the north atlantic, and we are a north European country, sir

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Faroe Islands, an chain of islands in the north atlantic, and we are a north European country, sir

You are a whaaaat? A country, you say?

A "chain of islands" is, according to you, a "country"?

No, son, you got this all wrong. What you sheep molesters have got there is some bits of mud sticking out of the ocean. That's not a country, boy, it's a few crumbs of dirt that dropped out of God's hand when he was making Norway.

If you had any sense, you'd leave that country and apply for a visa to anywhere else on God's earth. That "chain of islands" is chained in sin and depravity. God hates it, and so do I.

And if you look here you will see that the Furrovians are not just dolphin and whale eaters, they are also "pirates" and "abusers".

YBIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

You are a whaaaat? A country, you say?

A "chain of islands" is, according to you, a "country"?

No, son, you got this all wrong. What you sheep molesters have got there is some bits of mud sticking out of the ocean. That's not a country, boy, it's a few crumbs of dirt that dropped out of God's hand when he was making Norway.

If you had any sense, you'd leave that country and apply to a visa for anywhere else on God's earth. That "chain of islands" is chained in sin and depravity. God hates it, and so do I.

YBIC

Hmmm sounds like one of thos Amway multi tiered things. Next thing you know, he will claim to be a nigra-aryan prince.
Everyone knows the faeroe islands was originated as a penal colony. Hence their intense desire for anal sex and blubber.

[faroese]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

and yet again, we're right where we started, you ignorant sad excuses of living excrement, trying so hard to be better than everybody else, and yet again; you fail.

you should really pick up a book, go search the internet, read some magazines or something to figure out what you are trying to arguement for, it's sad really ...

anyways good luck, let me know when you have educated yourselves on the matter at hand, enjoy

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

and yet again, we're right where we started, you ignorant sad excuses of living excrement, trying so hard to be better than everybody else, and yet again; you fail.

you should really pick up a book, go search the internet, read some magazines or something to figure out what you are trying to arguement for, it's sad really ...

anyways good luck, let me know when you have educated yourselves on the matter at hand, enjoy

Well this just proves God's point: a typical, foul-mouthed, piratical, Furrovian, ad hominem attack on gentle Christian forum members.

Jesus died for your sins, boy, and yet you spit in His sweet face. I tried to be a friend to you here, and guide you to His glory. But you took that kindness and threw it away.

You need to take a long, hard look in the mirror. That's a sinner you see staring back at you. A sinner who is going straight to hell, to burn for all eternity.

I will be sitting watching, with Jesus.

YBIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

and yet again, we're right where we started, you ignorant sad excuses of living excrement, trying so hard to be better than everybody else, and yet again; you fail.

you should really pick up a book, go search the internet, read some magazines or something to figure out what you are trying to arguement for, it's sad really ...

anyways good luck, let me know when you have educated yourselves on the matter at hand, enjoy

Friend, I am so sorry you feel the need to insult your betters. I suppose it is due to the 22 hours of dark you people live in.
Please do realize, this is a Christian forum, where like minded people come to praise at the wonderment that is God. Not a place for inbred criminals to come to cry about how poor a life they are living. Remember, you brought it on to yourselves. If you can take a moment to move focus from your pathetic selfishness and consider the thanks due to Jesus for giving you life, the world could be a better place.

[faroese]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.

Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.

Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.

Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.

Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.

Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.

Those are the seven deathly sins, see how many of them you have done, and bragged about, just this evening.

I think that you, my friend, should take a look at yourself, see what you think. Think before you speak mate.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.

Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.

Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.

Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.

Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.

Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.

Those are the seven deathly sins, see how many of them you have done, and bragged about, just this evening.

I think that you, my friend, should take a look at yourself, see what you think. Think before you speak mate.

Firstly, I do not want to "mate" with you, I am not a sheep to be your sexual plaything.

Secondly, I have committed none of the above sins this evening. But you have.

Anger, Envy, the list does go on. As for Lust, anyone reading these posts of yours would immediately pick up on your obsession with bestial practices.

I am praying for you.

YBIC

PS You have only listed 6 of the Catlick deadly sins. You forgot "Pride". In your case, that would be "gay pride".

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.

Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.

Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.

Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.

Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.

Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.

Those are the seven deathly sins, see how many of them you have done, and bragged about, just this evening.

I think that you, my friend, should take a look at yourself, see what you think. Think before you speak mate.

The Seven Deadly Sins are a Papist contrivance. As a European snow mongrel you would confuse Catholicism with True Christianity(tm). You people are hopelessly lost.

[faroese]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

That's the spirit, now let's talk Bible talk, "Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets."

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

That's the spirit, now let's talk Bible talk, "Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets."

"A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes." Proverbs 18:6

I'm sure you realize that "strokes" means beating with a whip?

YBIC

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

That's the spirit, now let's talk Bible talk, "Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets."

2 Chronicles 15:13

King James Version (KJV)

13 That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

That means women and babies who do not seek God should be put to death. Are you getting this?



This is of course perfectly compatible with the Golden Rule, which you have paraphrased, and in no wise a contradiction. For any Godly man would have Himself executed for breaking this Law. So in order to be compliant with the essence of the Law, you have to be willing to accept the punishment if you inadvertently violate it. Otherwise you would be a hypocrite, and Jesus hates a hypocrite.



I assume you agree with the whole Bible, and not just the parts that are convenient for you. So you agree with 2 Chronicles 15:13.



Verily, Christ is still obeying the Golden Rule every time He tosses a wretched sinner into Hell, for Christ, were He not perfect as He commands us to be in Matthew 5:48, would gladly burn in Hell for the indiscretion. Christ is no hypocrite and neither am I.

[Deaner]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

That's the spirit, now let's talk Bible talk, "Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets."

Prove it. Name every law and prophet you are referring to. Every one.

Then prove that this is the essence of everything they taught. We'll be waiting you fraudulent dick. I think you have no idea of what you are talking about. You've been eating too many cheesies and your mind is tired from masturbation.

Rest my wise sage. The fairies will wake you up in the morning.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.

Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.

Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.

Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.

Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.

Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.

Those are the seven deathly sins, see how many of them you have done, and bragged about, just this evening.

I think that you, my friend, should take a look at yourself, see what you think. Think before you speak mate.

Listen, Mary Licker!

1. The concept of the "7 Deadly Sins" is Catlick. We here at Landover do not subscribe to that belief system as it is totally juxtaposed to our own and does not subscribe fully to the Word of God as laid out in the Holy Bible KJV 1611.

2. You have not demonstrated "7 Deadly Sins". You have only given 6. Can't you count or what?

Toddle of back to your mud-pile and give us peace.

[Haybales]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

WHAT IS THIS CRAP?!?!?!?! I'm from the Faroe Islands and nothing of that is true. And first of all that's the Icelandic flag, we do have our own flag.



1. The name of the Faroe Islands is derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt whom God cursed for persecuting Moses and his people. "And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues..." (Genesis 12:17) [/INDENT][/LEFT]

Not true. The name of the Faroe Islands comes from Sheep Islands on the old nordic language. It means basically Sheep Islands.

[INDENT]2. The population of the Faroes is only about 50,000. Due to their low population, most of the Faroese people are inbred and suffering from a lot of both mental and physical disabilities. "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;" (Leviticus 21:18-20)

Yeah, here live only 50.000 people but not even an eight of all the people have mental and/or physical disabilities.


3. Due to their laziness, the Faroese nation has no official government. As a result they have been put under the dictatorship of Queen Margrethe II of the Godless Kingdom of Denmark. "The desire of the slothful killeth him; for his hands refuse to labour." (Proverbs 21:25)

It's true that we don't have out own government. But it's such a small community that lives here, and that's why we don't have our own government. We are not enough people for that.

4. There is not a single Christian person living in the Faroes. They hate Jesus and either worship Satan or his granny, the Queen of Denmark. "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." (Psalm 9:17)

THAT is the most offensive I've ever heard. The Faroe Islands is probably the country, that has the most christians in percentage. The most of the people, including myself, are christians.

5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator. "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."(Genesis 38:9-10)

And no, the Faroese nation holiday is called Ólavsøka. If you want to read more about it here is a link. Not Onan's voka, but Ólavsøka.


6. All the Faroese people are practitioners of witchcraft and regularly summon demons with their satanic chants and dances."Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." (Exodus 22:18)

What?!? That sounds like World of Warcraft. And as everything else, no that's wrong.


7. Alcoholism is a growing problem in the Faroe Islands. The Faroes are one of the few nations that has absolutely no laws regarding the prohibition of alchohol and they even encourage their children to drink on their national masturbating holiday. "For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags." (Proverbs 23:21)

Lol, no, that was in the 17th century that was a problem.


8. The Faroese coat of arms shows a picture of a ram which is a clear reference to their approval of bestiality. "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death." (Exodus 22:19)

No the ram is a reference to our tradition of sheeps here. Here live more sheep that people and the ram is a "protection" for our little community.



So as i was saying that's EVERYTHING, and yes EVERYTHING, wrong. Everything is wrong in this stupid article. Stupid Americans. Think you own all the world, and nothing is wrong inside the walls of your own country.

Matthew, 7:3 "And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?"